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over a year ago
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Well I've got one. Suffering back pain after a session this morning with MrJ. I was laying on my side, MrJ on top with one leg out front, the other back so like being in a running position laying down. Think a nerve is trapped! 
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By (user no longer on site)
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Right now I'm a walking injury. You name it, it aches. Sadly not sex related.
My worst sex related injury was a little nick from someone's engagement ring on wee John Thomas that caused a blood injury.
Tiny nick. Lot of blood. Play - obviously - stopped immediately. A long time ago now and luckily no infection   |
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The only injury I can think of is I pulled/strained the big tendon on the inside of my right thigh and it hurt all the way to my right bollock. It took a week to stop hurting.
Apart from accidental bumps and bruises whilst being an 'eager beaver' that's all I can think of. |
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Sex injuries to date
A broken foot from kicking it through an head board during and intense orgasm
An eye infection after getting cum in it
And scars on my left arm from shards of glass that got logged in it when me and a lover lost our balance in the throws is passion and fell through a table
And the odd pulled muscle or inappropriate cramp here and there |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex injuries to date
A broken foot from kicking it through an head board during and intense orgasm
An eye infection after getting cum in it
And scars on my left arm from shards of glass that got logged in it when me and a lover lost our balance in the throws is passion and fell through a table
And the odd pulled muscle or inappropriate cramp here and there "
you should come with a health and safety warning!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sex injuries to date
A broken foot from kicking it through an head board during and intense orgasm
An eye infection after getting cum in it
And scars on my left arm from shards of glass that got logged in it when me and a lover lost our balance in the throws is passion and fell through a table
And the odd pulled muscle or inappropriate cramp here and there "
Wow! |
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"Well I've got one. Suffering back pain after a session this morning with MrJ. I was laying on my side, MrJ on top with one leg out front, the other back so like being in a running position laying down. Think a nerve is trapped!
Anyone else with injuries? "
You will shortly be rung by a foreign call centre asking "Have you had a fucking accident?" |
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"Sex injuries to date
A broken foot from kicking it through an head board during and intense orgasm
An eye infection after getting cum in it
And scars on my left arm from shards of glass that got logged in it when me and a lover lost our balance in the throws is passion and fell through a table
And the odd pulled muscle or inappropriate cramp here and there you should come with a health and safety warning!! "
My dad has always said I missed my calling as an health and safety inspector as I can find an accident anywhere |
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"Just one sex injury so far i dislocated my jaw after sucking a reasonably large cock for AGES twice luckily it did click back in place a few hours later 
(Jo)
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Reasonably large?
I've eaten a quadruple half-pound cheeseburger without dislocating my jaw.
Sigh...here come the feelings of inadequacy...
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A fair few months ago I was round a friend's house and was walking behind her watching her mighty fine bum and not where I was going and almost knocked myself out on one of her low ceiling beams. Gave myself concussion for a good couple of hours.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Burst bursa in my elbow, resulting in 3 days of iv antibiotics and 7 days oral medication after it became infected causing cellulitis. Even now still hurts when I rub it or touch it that a was about 5 weeks ago. |
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"Haha  just uploaded a pic of the offending weapon 
(Jo)
I don't know why I looked, but, bloody hell...I'm surprised he doesn't pass out from the amount of blood required to get that up."
Me too  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"In the past I've wanked for so long that my foreskin swelled up. My cock looked like it had been run over, took a couple of days to return to normal"
I've had this experience as well lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yeah tore my banjo if that's what it's called whilst having a good session brought it to an abrupt end tho.. lol soooo much blood x"
Having suffered this once when I was much younger I certainly feel for you this is a killer of the moment that's for sure
On another entry to my injury book...
Had a meet on here a long while ago where the female was rather energetic whilst riding on top (which was fantastic) but got a bit too keen and ended up with me feeling like my cock had literally snapped (obviously it hadn't but in the moment I've never experienced such a sudden and instant surge of pain!) |
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Ha, ha, I know the torn banjo string feeling - and the amount of blood that you get! No pain for me but a bit of a mess!
Also, when I started at 16 I was convinced I had kidney disease, pain at the base of my back - even went to the Doctor who checked me over, then said, with a twinkle in his eye "I think you'll find it's muscular"
How embarrasing - but I just had to build up the muscles!
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) he was a gent kept it on a leash until i mastered it at my own pace 