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Why no cock pic? Is it because it is so small?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What was your reply needle dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Well you have a very attractive body and a nice smile....so big cock, little cock....who cares? I'm sure a lady would enjoy some time with you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You can't please everyone all the time.

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By *ubbsWoman over a year ago

southend

I think yr pics are fab hun x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

maybe she meant it sarcastically..or it was a guy

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What was your reply needle dick

Haha!

I merely pointed out that there is an abundance of cock pics out there in the big old fab pond.

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"maybe she meant it sarcastically..or it was a guy

On here? There is actually quite a high likelihood of both being true there!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

oh I have a couple of pics...

But I rarely share them

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Well you have a very attractive body and a nice smile....so big cock, little cock....who cares? I'm sure a lady would enjoy some time with you "

What they said! Great pictures

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was your reply needle dick

Haha!

I merely pointed out that there is an abundance of cock pics out there in the big old fab pond."

Stay classy OP - your pics are very erotic. Far better than cock pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"What was your reply needle dick

Haha!

I merely pointed out that there is an abundance of cock pics out there in the big old fab pond.

Stay classy OP - your pics are very erotic. Far better than cock pics "

Thank you M'Lady

Much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was your reply needle dick

Haha!

I merely pointed out that there is an abundance of cock pics out there in the big old fab pond."

being in the minority on fab has many advantages...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was your reply needle dick

Haha!

I merely pointed out that there is an abundance of cock pics out there in the big old fab pond.

Stay classy OP - your pics are very erotic. Far better than cock pics "

och thanks..I seen u peek..I'll remove mine

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Mines not small, just worn out most of the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

"
was probably a jealous guy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Us little ones are cool too

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Mines not small, just worn out most of the time

Hellish predicament

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By *mmmMaybeCouple over a year ago

West Wales

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Mines not small, just worn out most of the time

Hellish predicament

I know, but someone's gotta do it

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By *urvymamaWoman over a year ago

Doncaster

With pics like yours OP I'm surprised they even care what your cock looks like, I'd certainly be more interested In putting it to good use than looking at it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Cheeky sod! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think your pics are great. Very artistic and varied. From me, you get brownie points for not having graphic cock pics. I wish you well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Very nice pics!!! You look hot!

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

oh I have a couple of pics...

But I rarely share them

It was worth a try. Your other pics are really great, a cut above most guys on here. I genuinely would like to see the private ones!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've been told I must be a munter for not displaying face pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've been told I must be a munter for not displaying face pics

Really!? Well we must be munters too then! Munters who enjoy our own privacy clearly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"With pics like yours OP I'm surprised they even care what your cock looks like, I'd certainly be more interested In putting it to good use than looking at it "

Well, some folk will always find something to grumble about I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think your pics are great. Very artistic and varied. From me, you get brownie points for not having graphic cock pics. I wish you well.

Well thank you Ma'am. Nice to be appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Very nice pics!!! You look hot!

Now I'm

lots. But grinning hugely too. Thank you, you lovely folks

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

oh I have a couple of pics...

But I rarely share them

You never sent me one!!

Maybe you should have directed her to your verifications who are all more than happy after a portion of Georgie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Show us ya cock

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

oh I have a couple of pics...

But I rarely share them

One of the best on fab.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Very nice pics!!! You look hot!

Now I'm

lots. But grinning hugely too. Thank you, you lovely folks

You're very welcome shame your so far away

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I like your pics you have a great smile..

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

oh I have a couple of pics...

But I rarely share them

You never sent me one!!

Maybe you should have directed her to your verifications who are all more than happy after a portion of Georgie

Miss Hanky, you are positively incorrigible (in very naughty and hot way)

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Show us ya cock

straight and to the point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Show us ya cock

straight and to the point

Are you talking about your cock or me?

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Show us ya cock

straight and to the point

Are you talking about your cock or me?

Can't be you Miss Innocent you're not that straight

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

oh I have a couple of pics...

But I rarely share them

You never sent me one!!

Maybe you should have directed her to your verifications who are all more than happy after a portion of Georgie

Miss Hanky, you are positively incorrigible (in very naughty and hot way)

Dunno what ya mean!

Ug!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

oh I have a couple of pics...

But I rarely share them

One of the best on fab.....

I owe you a surf lesson (or a play in the sea at least) M'Lady

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Very nice pics!!! You look hot!

Now I'm

lots. But grinning hugely too. Thank you, you lovely folks

You're very welcome shame your so far away

That old distance thing can be a bloody nuisance can't it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Had you spoke to her before? seems a bit rude to me i tell guys its mutul attraction that gets them a meet no showing me cock pics

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Show us ya cock

straight and to the point

Are you talking about your cock or me?

Can't be you Miss Innocent you're not that straight

You can make you own minds up on that one

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Lots of us keep our cock away from public display

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By *odareyouMan over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

You know what they say...

"Give ladies an inch and they'll fake a smile."

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Show us ya cock

straight and to the point

Are you talking about your cock or me?

Can't be you Miss Innocent you're not that straight

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

oh I have a couple of pics...

But I rarely share them

You never sent me one!!

Maybe you should have directed her to your verifications who are all more than happy after a portion of Georgie

Miss Hanky, you are positively incorrigible (in very naughty and hot way)

Dunno what ya mean!

Ug!

Yep, sweetness and innocence refined aren't ya

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Had you spoke to her before? seems a bit rude to me i tell guys its mutul attraction that gets them a meet no showing me cock pics "

Nope! Out of nowhere in my inbox, apropos nothin'!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know what they say...

"Give ladies an inch and they'll fake a smile."

What?... You mean... sometimes they only pretend?...

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"You know what they say...

"Give ladies an inch and they'll fake a smile."

Definitely got more than an inch

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

???? I thought people didn't like cock pics...got me all confused now

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"???? I thought people didn't like cock pics...got me all confused now

Well, this was rather what made me chuckle in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You know what they say...

"Give ladies an inch and they'll fake a smile."

Definitely got more than an inch

Fractions of an inch don't count mind! And no rounding up

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By *andi_shopWoman over a year ago

rotherham

You pics are great, its such a refreshing change not to see cock pic after cock pic!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"You pics are great, its such a refreshing change not to see cock pic after cock pic!"

You appreciation is much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You know what they say...

"Give ladies an inch and they'll fake a smile."

What?... You mean... sometimes they only pretend?...

They've been lying to us

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By *onny bigMan over a year ago

london harrow

I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

Don't like a cock pic personally. I prefer the surprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

Don't like a cock pic personally. I prefer the surprise

In the wise words of Forest Gumps mum "Life is like a box of chocolates..."

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By *andi_shopWoman over a year ago

rotherham

"I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

Well I much prefer if there are no cocks on show so thumbs up from me

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By *ex LutherMan over a year ago

Closer than you think

I prefer to keep some mystery myself rather than post Luther Junior for all to see!!

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

Don't like a cock pic personally. I prefer the surprise

As long as it doesn't turn to dissapointment

lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

Don't like a cock pic personally. I prefer the surprise

As long as it doesn't turn to dissapointment

lol"

Staying positive there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

Don't like a cock pic personally. I prefer the surprise

As long as it doesn't turn to dissapointment

lol"

I always have my Poker face at the ready

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

I've got a magnifying glass

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've had aomething similar as this message before was gobsmacked which doesn't happen very often lol

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By *onny bigMan over a year ago

london harrow

"I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

Don't like a cock pic personally. I prefer the surprise

As long as it doesn't turn to dissapointment

lol

I always have my Poker face at the ready

Mines always a gasp followed by a umm

So always a good suprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got a magnifying glass

I see you more as peering over the top of your sexy specs with a raised eyebrow actually Miss Honey

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By *onny bigMan over a year ago

london harrow

"I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

Well I much prefer if there are no cocks on show so thumbs up from me

Thanks jo candi lol..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't got any cock pic's on display but they're always available upon a ladies request

Don't like a cock pic personally. I prefer the surprise

As long as it doesn't turn to dissapointment

lol

I always have my Poker face at the ready

Mines always a gasp followed by a umm

So always a good suprise

Hahah good sell there!! Impressed my lad!

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"I've got a magnifying glass

You'll need it!

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"I've got a magnifying glass

I see you more as peering over the top of your sexy specs with a raised eyebrow actually Miss Honey

Have you seen me at work?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock"

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

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"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I've got a magnifying glass

I see you more as peering over the top of your sexy specs with a raised eyebrow actually Miss Honey

Have you seen me at work?"

Nope! But I am very much liking the image in my minds eye of you like that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?"

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Didn't think you would be looking

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I got bored of trying to figure out what ladies want to see, so now I just post pics I think look good. Some show my cock, some don't!

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

Don't you mean standing to attention

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

Never been a soldier......

Sailor but not a soldier. We prefer to do things standing up!

Also honey has seen my button

Mushroom

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

Don't you mean standing to attention

That's part two of the inspection... Need to see if some are showers or growers....

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

Definite grower here!

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

Don't you mean standing to attention

That's part two of the inspection... Need to see if some are showers or growers.... "

You will have to wait for mine to go down again then, sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak"

Quite possibly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak"

Think you might be right there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

None on profile but happily show in private hehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

Is that halo slipping there?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

Is that halo slipping there?

I had to take it off to shower...Forgot to put the damn thing back on

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Would you like me to set the record straight with her

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

Is that halo slipping there?

I had to take it off to shower...Forgot to put the damn thing back on

I suspected it was only there to cover those horns anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Would you like me to set the record straight with her

Well, I suppose I could've told her that I had references available

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

So who is the inspection committee?

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

Is that halo slipping there?

I had to take it off to shower...Forgot to put the damn thing back on

I suspected it was only there to cover those horns anyway

Well, there's no in-between with me. I'm either very very good, or very very bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

Is that halo slipping there?

I had to take it off to shower...Forgot to put the damn thing back on

I suspected it was only there to cover those horns anyway

Well, there's no in-between with me. I'm either very very good, or very very bad

What about very good at being very bad

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So who is the inspection committee?

lol"

Myself and Miss Honey so far... More women are welcome to step forward to offer their services though..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

Is that halo slipping there?

I had to take it off to shower...Forgot to put the damn thing back on

I suspected it was only there to cover those horns anyway

Well, there's no in-between with me. I'm either very very good, or very very bad

Well you're very good at making me picture you in the shower...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

Is that halo slipping there?

I had to take it off to shower...Forgot to put the damn thing back on

I suspected it was only there to cover those horns anyway

Well, there's no in-between with me. I'm either very very good, or very very bad

What about very good at being very bad

Oh that is a given

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

Is that halo slipping there?

I had to take it off to shower...Forgot to put the damn thing back on

I suspected it was only there to cover those horns anyway

Well, there's no in-between with me. I'm either very very good, or very very bad

What about very good at being very bad

Sounds like a good compromise

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Haha it was a cunning ploy on her part! She wanted a peak

Quite possibly

Who me?

Is that halo slipping there?

I had to take it off to shower...Forgot to put the damn thing back on

I suspected it was only there to cover those horns anyway

Well, there's no in-between with me. I'm either very very good, or very very bad

Oh, I believe that you would be very good at being bad M'Lady

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"...said a lady to me in a message this morning. Sparkling conversationalist

Would you like me to set the record straight with her

Well, I suppose I could've told her that I had references available

It'd be glowing naturally

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"So who is the inspection committee?

lol

Myself and Miss Honey so far... More women are welcome to step forward to offer their services though..

I can confirm its got for purpose

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

*fit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So who is the inspection committee?

lol

Myself and Miss Honey so far... More women are welcome to step forward to offer their services though..

I can confirm its got for purpose

No need to inspect him then. He's been given a pass

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"So who is the inspection committee?

lol

Myself and Miss Honey so far... More women are welcome to step forward to offer their services though..

I need to know who to send the evidence too for inspection

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"So who is the inspection committee?

lol

Myself and Miss Honey so far... More women are welcome to step forward to offer their services though..

I can confirm its got for purpose

No need to inspect him then. He's been given a pass

Phew! I hate tests!

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

So how do we pass this test?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"So how do we pass this test? "

Think we have to fill in some forms or something

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Were do we send info for inspection

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

That's good I was worried it was about my cock. That's a test I can't cheat on

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By *onny bigMan over a year ago

london harrow

"So who is the inspection committee?

lol

Myself and Miss Honey so far... More women are welcome to step forward to offer their services though..

I can confirm its got for purpose

No need to inspect him then. He's been given a pass

I want to be inspected by you and miss honey don't pass me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I didn't think this through hahaha... I need more volunteers

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Think they ran off scared lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Think I might join them!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"I didn't think this through hahaha... I need more volunteers

I was about to say it looks like you are gonna have your hands full then...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

Is it not volunteers for inspection you need? Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

Who's first

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

Is it not volunteers for inspection you need? Lol"

That's what I hope they were volunteering for!

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

Who's first

Well, since I already have a pass, I shall leave this thread in the capable hands of these lovely ladies. Don't let them down gentlemen

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By *onny bigMan over a year ago

london harrow

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

Who's first

Ahem

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

So who am I sending a pic to first lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

Who's first

Well, since I already have a pass, I shall leave this thread in the capable hands of these lovely ladies. Don't let them down gentlemen

In that case I'm out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

Who's first

Well, since I already have a pass, I shall leave this thread in the capable hands of these lovely ladies. Don't let them down gentlemen

In that case I'm out

Noooo! I can't carry this by myself

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

Who's first

Well, since I already have a pass, I shall leave this thread in the capable hands of these lovely ladies. Don't let them down gentlemen

In that case I'm out

Noooo! I can't carry this by myself

I bet you could

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Volunteers you say?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"This is the reason why I don't have a cock pic

#buttonmushroomcock

Look at it through Miss Honey's Magnifying glass... It will look huuuge!

Shall we line them up for inspection together?

I think we must.... They can all lay there like good little soldiers

I'm up for inspecting cocks

Yay! A volunteer

Who's first

Well, since I already have a pass, I shall leave this thread in the capable hands of these lovely ladies. Don't let them down gentlemen

In that case I'm out

Noooo! I can't carry this by myself

Looks like you are gonna have your hands full... ermmmmmm...

Have fun, byeeee

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Volunteers you say?

Though you might jump in

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Volunteers you say?

Yes haha. Are you game?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Volunteers you say?

Though you might jump in

You told me to

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Volunteers you say?

Yes haha. Are you game?

Yes

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Volunteers you say?

Though you might jump in

You told me to

Oooh will you do anything I ask?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Volunteers you say?

Though you might jump in

You told me to

Oooh will you do anything I ask?

Damn I walked into that

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"Volunteers you say?

Though you might jump in

You told me to

Oooh will you do anything I ask?

Damn I walked into that

You did

so answer the question lol or are you to busy inspecting things

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Anyone wishing to be inspected by myself or RaspberrySmoothie, send a pic to our inbox ( looks like Miss Honey has done a runner), and we will inspect, and rate accordingly. Either by PM or on this thread.. Your choice guys

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"What was your reply needle dick

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

1 down lol

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"1 down lol

Is it not meant to be in the up position

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By *neeyedpirateMan over a year ago

ask!

A strong 7 well happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1 down lol

Is it not meant to be in the up position

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Anyone wishing to be inspected by myself or RaspberrySmoothie, send a pic to our inbox ( looks like Miss Honey has done a runner), and we will inspect, and rate accordingly. Either by PM or on this thread.. Your choice guys

Im at work so I will continue the inspecting later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Im at work so I will continue the inspecting later

Something for you to look forward to when you get home haha x

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Im at work so I will continue the inspecting later

Naughty naughty on here at work

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By *risky_MareWoman over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"I think she was just trying to goad you into posting one....

You know you want to

Oooooh cunning!

If you're shy you could send me one privately and I'll let her know. All in the name of public service

Ah, you would do that for me? I couldn't possibly accept your very kind offer and sacrificing your sensibilities though

I have no sensibilities left. Or is it because it's small lol

oh I have a couple of pics...

But I rarely share them

One of the best on fab.....

I owe you a surf lesson (or a play in the sea at least) M'Lady

I'll have both!!

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"1 down lol

Is it not meant to be in the up position

Hahaha

And only the one?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

Woah now...I was on stiffy Saturday helping the boys get them out. I'll take a cock in my box- who's first?

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

Woah now...I was on stiffy Saturday helping the boys get them out. I'll take a cock in my box- who's first?

I am not fighting the crowds

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Woah now...I was on stiffy Saturday helping the boys get them out. I'll take a cock in my box- who's first?

Welcome back

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This guy wanted his rating posted on here. So here it is : 8 and a 1/2

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"This guy wanted his rating posted on here. So here it is : 8 and a 1/2

Am too shy for public inspections and ratings

lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This guy wanted his rating posted on here. So here it is : 8 and a 1/2

Am too shy for public inspections and ratings

lol"

No problem... Our little secret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mine has being submitted for inspection lol

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By *oodyshere2011Man over a year ago

Midlands

"This guy wanted his rating posted on here. So here it is : 8 and a 1/2

Isn't that pointless without a name , lol

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Mine has being submitted for inspection lol"

7...have a trim

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Never been a soldier......

Sailor but not a soldier. We prefer to do things standing up!

Also honey has seen my button

Mushroom

Oh I have, good boy

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By *onny bigMan over a year ago

london harrow

"This guy wanted his rating posted on here. So here it is : 8 and a 1/2

But you never said my name, don't you know self promotion is frowned upon?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This guy wanted his rating posted on here. So here it is : 8 and a 1/2

But you never said my name, don't you know self promotion is frowned upon?

Haha well you just promoted yourself!! Haha. I wouldn't give out names unless asked. Discretion and all that

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's not small I can see it!!

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By *dinMan over a year ago

Birmingham

"It's not small I can see it!! "

Go glasses on

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By *onny bigMan over a year ago

london harrow

"This guy wanted his rating posted on here. So here it is : 8 and a 1/2

But you never said my name, don't you know self promotion is frowned upon?

Haha well you just promoted yourself!! Haha. I wouldn't give out names unless asked. Discretion and all that

Guilty as charged

And thanks for not being a grass but when you rate a man's cock at at nearly a 9, i don't think he minds you telling people ha ha

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Thinking of taking one for inspection but can't seem to work out the macro on my phone

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine has being submitted for inspection lol

7...have a trim

You not a fan of the jungle look?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine has being submitted for inspection lol

7...have a trim

You are a harsh judge Miss Honey!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine has being submitted for inspection lol

7...have a trim

You are a harsh judge Miss Honey!

Didn't think you were judging the hairdo as well

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

*trundles off to look at OP's pics....

Oh yes.

Sorry, I got distracted. What was the question?

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By *iss.HoneyWoman over a year ago

...

"Mine has being submitted for inspection lol

7...have a trim

You are a harsh judge Miss Honey!

I'm like the Simon of the cock factor

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Mine has being submitted for inspection lol

7...have a trim

You are a harsh judge Miss Honey!

I'm like the Simon of the cock factor

This has gone well

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