It has been said that I am able to laugh any women into bed... It must be true because they're usually pissing themselves laughing went they get out of it

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Takes more than a few jokes to get in my pants. But it's a good start!

You're kinda funny"

You are too. Let's fuck

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By *ucyfur77Woman over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Laughter is a great medicine and also has the uncanny ability to make my knickers evaporate

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

and then there's the clowns who are over funny to the point of unfunny

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I don't know about that, I'm fucking hilarious and don't get any"

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"I think it's no secret I love the banter on here, but I'm yet to get any from my sense of humour lol!"

Only because of distance

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

"and then there's the clowns who are over funny to the point of unfunny"

Worst are those who think they're funny, will tell you how funny they are, while not being at all funny. That's no fun.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hard enough too get a response from first message so difficult too be humourous if you don't get a reply! But here's a joke

What's the difference between a catholic priest and a zit

At least a zit will wait until you 13 too come on your face

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I love funny! Add sweet, and you've got me haha.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I love funny! Add sweet, and you've got me haha. "

Challenge accepted

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

A funny "fancy a fuck" kind of message will always grab my attention more than a boring "how are you"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I like people who are darkly funny, witty or a bit sarcastic. The "cheeky chappie", James Cordon, Robbie Williams, "banter", "I'm a joker, me!" stuff grates on me and would put me off even the most beautiful man.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"A funny "fancy a fuck" kind of message will always grab my attention more than a boring "how are you"

Totally agree. Beautiful pics btw

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By *ranimallxl5Man over a year ago

Winchester

I have over four jokes..so ladies..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This is why cheesy chat up line work lol

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