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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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You know when you read something on a profile and think, "that really means such and such"
Like, Can't accommodate, will travel - meaning - I need to be as far away from my wife as possible
Or
I'm experienced with t-girls - I watch 4 hours of shemale porn every day
Stuff like that. I'm sure you have loads |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Been here before if you remember me pleasw verify me - i spat the dummy out and quit cause nobody wanted to meet me but maybe this will sound like i just lost all my verifications eith the new profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will meet a convincing tv - It makes me feel less gay when I'm fucking your arse if you look like a girl "
Pmsl. We've seen some profiles where they even call themselves bi curious just because who their fucking looks like a girl! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to my job I don't have pictures
=lazy,I'm so awesome you shouldn't need to see me..just fuck me
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We interpret that to mean 'please ask me what job I do because I feel so important'. Invariably they do the jobs which reflect that they were seriously bullied at school (copper/traffic warden/estate agent). |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Will meet a convincing tv - It makes me feel less gay when I'm fucking your arse if you look like a girl
Pmsl. We've seen some profiles where they even call themselves bi curious just because who their fucking looks like a girl!"
Hahaha. On my tv site we get loads of 'straight' men.
Still, if he's willing to pretend that I'm a girl, even when he's giving me a blowjob, then I'm willing to pretend he's straight, even when he's giving me a blowjob.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Happy to give a massage with nothing in return =
Quick rub with oil and she will thank me with a BJ at least ..... "
I think over 50% of blokes on fab are 'qualified' masseurs lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"my profile says I'm bi, but I notice you're looking for straight only so I'll just pretend that fab set it to say bi and thank you for telling me. Can I still meet you'? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Due to my job I don't have pictures
=lazy,I'm so awesome you shouldn't need to see me..just fuck me
We interpret that to mean 'please ask me what job I do because I feel so important'. Invariably they do the jobs which reflect that they were seriously bullied at school (copper/traffic warden/estate agent)."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Will meet a convincing tv - It makes me feel less gay when I'm fucking your arse if you look like a girl
Pmsl. We've seen some profiles where they even call themselves bi curious just because who their fucking looks like a girl!
Hahaha. On my tv site we get loads of 'straight' men.
Still, if he's willing to pretend that I'm a girl, even when he's giving me a blowjob, then I'm willing to pretend he's straight, even when he's giving me a blowjob. "
I think they just can't come to terms with their sexuality. If you're a bloke and you like cock, you need to get one thing straight, you ain't straight. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I will fill in later.....(single woman)..dont have to say anything about myself..i am fucking dull but I am a woman so will have loads of guys after me.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Bi curious = not bisexual but do it to keep my guy happy and get more meets
35 years old = really 45
Love the social side = always d*unk at parties
Quality not quantity = don't really meet
Know what we want = only interested in our own pleasure
Hot wife = needy lady with major issues
Fuck buddies = married to others and meet in hotels
Have a life outside of fab = have no life outside of fab
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I will fill in later.....(single woman)..dont have to say anything about myself..i am fucking dull but I am a woman so will have loads of guys after me.."
Will fill in later ..... (single man) ... I assume that sixteen poorly lit, out of focus pictures of me aggressively gripping my cock will usher in the sound of a hundred pairs of frillies hitting the deck because all the slappers on here are just free hookers right? |
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"I will fill in later.....(single woman)..dont have to say anything about myself..i am fucking dull but I am a woman so will have loads of guys after me..
Will fill in later ..... (single man) ... I assume that sixteen poorly lit, out of focus pictures of me aggressively gripping my cock will usher in the sound of a hundred pairs of frillies hitting the deck because all the slappers on here are just free hookers right? "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happy to give a massage with nothing in return =
Quick rub with oil and she will thank me with a BJ at least .....
I think over 50% of blokes on fab are 'qualified' masseurs lol"
Any man with a boner and some baby oil are qualified masseurs. 
Seriously though, for sports therapy, men give better massages in my experience. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Happy to give a massage with nothing in return =
Quick rub with oil and she will thank me with a BJ at least .....
I think over 50% of blokes on fab are 'qualified' masseurs lol"
AGREED LOL |
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Leaving this site in x amount of days = having no luck meeting, so in one last desperate attempt I'll give you lucky people one more chance
Will fill in later = this time tomorrow this profile will be deleted
Have face pics in pvt gallery = I have one from 10 years ago but I'd love to see yours |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I will fill in later.....(single woman)..dont have to say anything about myself..i am fucking dull but I am a woman so will have loads of guys after me..
Will fill in later ..... (single man) ... I assume that sixteen poorly lit, out of focus pictures of me aggressively gripping my cock will usher in the sound of a hundred pairs of frillies hitting the deck because all the slappers on here are just free hookers right? "
oh well
...at least you've seen my profile....lol. |
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"Been here before if you remember me pleasw verify me - i spat the dummy out and quit cause nobody wanted to meet me but maybe this will sound like i just lost all my verifications eith the new profile"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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'Im most definitely interested in possibly meeting you' : I was born educationally sub normal but have just about mastered most of the words on my speak and spell. |
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