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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm thinking of starting a fab school.
Teaching curriculum would include topics:
No reply is not rude
20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary
How to sent a decent message
This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned
Any other topics for fab school? |
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If your photos - any one of them - isn't at least 95% of you and your body (no one else must feature as more than 5% of the photo), then you get chemically castrated for 2 years and must write 5000 lines a day. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Friend request with no covering message.
Message that doesn't suit your needs at all because they've not bothered to read your profile.
Message but no face picture. Also trying to lure you into giving your mobile number for a picture. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Spontaneous, out of the blue friend requests with no prior contact are odd. The last time I went up to a random stranger and said "let's be friends", I was about five, in the sandpit on holiday! |
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"Spontaneous, out of the blue friend requests with no prior contact are odd. The last time I went up to a random stranger and said "let's be friends", I was about five, in the sandpit on holiday! "
But I'm pretty sure that would still work for you
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"Spontaneous, out of the blue friend requests with no prior contact are odd. The last time I went up to a random stranger and said "let's be friends", I was about five, in the sandpit on holiday! "
Are you still friends?
I do agree on sending friend invites, without any prior contact. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.
Teaching curriculum would include topics:
No reply is not rude
20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary
How to sent a decent message
This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned
Any other topics for fab school?"
Can you add spelling and grammar. And what not to have in your pics ie, your socks on, washing on the radiator, baby toys, ironing  |
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Assume that, however important that you are in your job, users must see your photos via Fab - and nowhere else, after more hoop jumping.
And that profiles of single men with no public pics have zero chance of success. |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
Forum Mod Angus & Findhorn |
Determine your sexuality, embrace it and stand proud 
And respect the sexuality of others
If you can't' give the straights 5 pints of Stella and they are ripe for a sucking |
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"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.
Teaching curriculum would include topics:
No reply is not rude
20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary
How to sent a decent message
This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned
Any other topics for fab school?
Can you add spelling and grammar. And what not to have in your pics ie, your socks on, washing on the radiator, baby toys, ironing "
And ... Any element of a toilet or something that may have soiled it too.
Rooms should be tidy. Get Rentokil in first, if you have cockroaches etc.
Only take photos of your body when clean and not suffering from fungal and other problems |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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Miracles happen: you can be devastated, lost your mojo, deeply depressed, living in the darkest day and:
A few fabs, a couple of snuggles and you are high on the positives that life gives you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One for the girls. Send better first time messages. I know I know, that'll take ages!! Means you get a better reply than "wanna fuck?".
I just delete rubbish 3 word messages. No matter how attractive they are. |
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"Not replying to messages is not rude however not reading them is. Why seek messages if you don't read them? Filters are there to be used. "
I don't think this should be taught. No one is personally invited to message another and recipients are under no obligations to respond or otherwise |
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"Friend request with no covering message.
Message that doesn't suit your needs at all because they've not bothered to read your profile.
Message but no face picture. Also trying to lure you into giving your mobile number for a picture. "
This should be the opening prayer before class, to be recited every morning. |
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By *lan157Man
over a year ago
a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex |
I am not saying one has to respond to a message or do anything with it. I am suggesting that if someone took the trouble to write to you (and your profile requested contact from other members) then you ought to at least read it. Use the filters to prevent messages from people you don't want to hear from. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.
Teaching curriculum would include topics:
No reply is not rude
20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary
How to sent a decent message
This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned
Any other topics for fab school?"
You no something teacher your not that bright there's no need to educate anyone if you take charge of your sexual needs and go on the offensive.
How do you do that teacher and those who want you to educate the fuck wits .
Well its so easy I can't believe someone in your position hasn't already thought of it.
First step you hind your profile ( now those who regularly need a ego boost I don't recommend you do this but I do recommend you stop moaning about those who feed your ego.)
Second step you go on the offensive by reading profiles and making a educated guess as to whether your compatible with the owner of said profile .you then message them .( again to those with a ego and a fragile disposition I recommended you don't do this because you may shock horror find yourself being turned down .so again best to just carry on as you are but of coarse with out the moaning or feeling the need to educate those messaging you )
Now this two step program will not guarantee you don't cross swords with a fuck wit but it should lower the odds drastically enough for you not to feel the need to teach others the correct way to go about there business after all its a free country and their choice on how to go about having fun .
In my opinion teacher you just want your fun handed to you on a plate and I'm sorry to tell you the real world doesn't work like that it never has and never will .
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am not saying one has to respond to a message or do anything with it. I am suggesting that if someone took the trouble to write to you (and your profile requested contact from other members) then you ought to at least read it. Use the filters to prevent messages from people you don't want to hear from. "
I think a lot look at the profile first of the person who's sent the message and if the profile has things on it that means they're not compatible, they won't bother reading the message.
You can't use filters to block people who don't read profiles unfortunately. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am not saying one has to respond to a message or do anything with it. I am suggesting that if someone took the trouble to write to you (and your profile requested contact from other members) then you ought to at least read it. Use the filters to prevent messages from people you don't want to hear from. "
Great answer. I can handle rejection easy. We all need to reject here but it's irritating when they do not even read the message or _iew the page. Goes for both Gender..shock horror. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.
Teaching curriculum would include topics:
No reply is not rude
20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary
How to sent a decent message
This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned
Any other topics for fab school?
You no something teacher your not that bright there's no need to educate anyone if you take charge of your sexual needs and go on the offensive.
How do you do that teacher and those who want you to educate the fuck wits .
Well its so easy I can't believe someone in your position hasn't already thought of it.
First step you hind your profile ( now those who regularly need a ego boost I don't recommend you do this but I do recommend you stop moaning about those who feed your ego.)
Second step you go on the offensive by reading profiles and making a educated guess as to whether your compatible with the owner of said profile .you then message them .( again to those with a ego and a fragile disposition I recommended you don't do this because you may shock horror find yourself being turned down .so again best to just carry on as you are but of coarse with out the moaning or feeling the need to educate those messaging you )
Now this two step program will not guarantee you don't cross swords with a fuck wit but it should lower the odds drastically enough for you not to feel the need to teach others the correct way to go about there business after all its a free country and their choice on how to go about having fun .
In my opinion teacher you just want your fun handed to you on a plate and I'm sorry to tell you the real world doesn't work like that it never has and never will .
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Prepare to be torn apart by sets of cyber female talons. Lol. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.
Teaching curriculum would include topics:
No reply is not rude
20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary
How to sent a decent message
This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned
Any other topics for fab school?
You no something teacher your not that bright there's no need to educate anyone if you take charge of your sexual needs and go on the offensive.
How do you do that teacher and those who want you to educate the fuck wits .
Well its so easy I can't believe someone in your position hasn't already thought of it.
First step you hind your profile ( now those who regularly need a ego boost I don't recommend you do this but I do recommend you stop moaning about those who feed your ego.)
Second step you go on the offensive by reading profiles and making a educated guess as to whether your compatible with the owner of said profile .you then message them .( again to those with a ego and a fragile disposition I recommended you don't do this because you may shock horror find yourself being turned down .so again best to just carry on as you are but of coarse with out the moaning or feeling the need to educate those messaging you )
Now this two step program will not guarantee you don't cross swords with a fuck wit but it should lower the odds drastically enough for you not to feel the need to teach others the correct way to go about there business after all its a free country and their choice on how to go about having fun .
In my opinion teacher you just want your fun handed to you on a plate and I'm sorry to tell you the real world doesn't work like that it never has and never will .
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It's not just teacher who gets annoyed by these things.. Plenty of other members too
You are expelled |
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If someone is totally clueless, then they may need to start at life preparatory school, learning basics like how to change from being spoon fed to feeding oneself, how to respect and greet others, how to maintain personal hygiene etc.
I often feel that some people fell into a timewarp and a major part of their growing up was missed. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"I'm thinking of starting a fab school.
Teaching curriculum would include topics:
No reply is not rude
20 cock photos at various angles is not necessary
How to sent a decent message
This would be a strict school and if teacher find out about pupils being abusive or breaking the rules, they will be caned
Any other topics for fab school?
You no something teacher your not that bright there's no need to educate anyone if you take charge of your sexual needs and go on the offensive.
How do you do that teacher and those who want you to educate the fuck wits .
Well its so easy I can't believe someone in your position hasn't already thought of it.
First step you hind your profile ( now those who regularly need a ego boost I don't recommend you do this but I do recommend you stop moaning about those who feed your ego.)
Second step you go on the offensive by reading profiles and making a educated guess as to whether your compatible with the owner of said profile .you then message them .( again to those with a ego and a fragile disposition I recommended you don't do this because you may shock horror find yourself being turned down .so again best to just carry on as you are but of coarse with out the moaning or feeling the need to educate those messaging you )
Now this two step program will not guarantee you don't cross swords with a fuck wit but it should lower the odds drastically enough for you not to feel the need to teach others the correct way to go about there business after all its a free country and their choice on how to go about having fun .
In my opinion teacher you just want your fun handed to you on a plate and I'm sorry to tell you the real world doesn't work like that it never has and never will .
It's not just teacher who gets annoyed by these things.. Plenty of other members too
You are expelled "
 that OK I've always been my own man never join a club that wants you join the club that hates you is my motto
Much more fun that way . |
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Messaging in Fab is really clear. The official line is that no response equals no interest - whether someone thinks the recipient read it or not. If they're not interested in you, anyone or just not able to catch up on messages, then the recipient remains NOT interested in you. Put them out of your mind. Block them, if you wish.
Fab has very different rules on messages to many places. Class will teach them clearly. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.
True!"
We shall add that but with a hint of respecting personal preferences.. |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
"Your messages sent box will drive you to the edge of sanity. Ignore it. "
Don't just ignore it. Delete sent messages so you aren't even tempted to check.
And never get so fed up with people ignoring your profile text and the message warnings due to the filters you've applied that you write a SHOUTY RANTING PROFILE instead. The ones you don't want to contact you still won't read it and you'll just put off everyone else who you might want to eventually meet. |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops. "
hang on a minute the last time I looked this was a free country that means she has the right to be anything she wants as long as no animals or children are hurt in the process . or do you truly disagree ...?
if so why ..?
this was a tongue in cheek post I responded in kind lighten up for gods sake . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.
hang on a minute the last time I looked this was a free country that means she has the right to be anything she wants as long as no animals or children are hurt in the process . or do you truly disagree ...?
if so why ..?
this was a tongue in cheek post I responded in kind lighten up for gods sake . "
Mine was meant to be tongue in cheek, I stopped posting on the thread when the light hearted sarcasm got elbowed out by stroppy pants comments  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Not replying to messages is not rude however not reading them is. Why seek messages if you don't read them? Filters are there to be used.
I don't think this should be taught. No one is personally invited to message another and recipients are under no obligations to respond or otherwise "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.
hang on a minute the last time I looked this was a free country that means she has the right to be anything she wants as long as no animals or children are hurt in the process . or do you truly disagree ...?
if so why ..?
this was a tongue in cheek post I responded in kind lighten up for gods sake .
Mine was meant to be tongue in cheek, I stopped posting on the thread when the light hearted sarcasm got elbowed out by stroppy pants comments "
Also, God knows who the 'she' you refer to in your knightly chivalrous manner is, but mine was a generic comment. Jeepers, so much for light hearted Sunday silliness!! |
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By *andsonjohnMan
over a year ago
in the eye of the storm |
"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.
True!"
buddy you do realise I hope we live in a free county that means she can be what ever she wants in her profile or would you disagree ...?
if so why ...?
you do realise this was a good bit of creating writing by her very much tongue in cheek about a real site problem .
I did so I responded in kind and you know what she never act like a diva in her response to me she took it in good heart with a tongue in cheek response back.
come on lighten up its just a bit of fun . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am not saying one has to respond to a message or do anything with it. I am suggesting that if someone took the trouble to write to you (and your profile requested contact from other members) then you ought to at least read it. Use the filters to prevent messages from people you don't want to hear from. "
I want messages from men but not every man on here because I will only like 2%
Is there a filter for only receiving 'lips type' |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Being a diva in your profile is not charming. It's a swingers site, not a dog agility class, no-one should have to jump THAT many hoops.
True!
buddy you do realise I hope we live in a free county that means she can be what ever she wants in her profile or would you disagree ...?
if so why ...?
you do realise this was a good bit of creating writing by her very much tongue in cheek about a real site problem .
I did so I responded in kind and you know what she never act like a diva in her response to me she took it in good heart with a tongue in cheek response back.
come on lighten up its just a bit of fun ."
Seriously kiddo, who on earth do you think I was having a dig at? I wasn't, it's a common moan from people that I was paraphrasing. It was a jolly jape, I haven't got a clue who you think I was sniping at. |
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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago
Chippenham Malmesbury area |
"Your messages sent box will drive you to the edge of sanity. Ignore it.
Don't just ignore it. Delete sent messages so you aren't even tempted to check.
And never get so fed up with people ignoring your profile text and the message warnings due to the filters you've applied that you write a SHOUTY RANTING PROFILE instead. The ones you don't want to contact you still won't read it and you'll just put off everyone else who you might want to eventually meet."
I love this lady - super sexy and so very wise! |
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