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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Tell us yours
Mine was my very first meet
A so called FF cpl
I drove 55 miles
Got there
She was wearing a scruffy top and joggers
Other fem 'couldn't make it'
She then proceeded to iron for the next hour
Chain smoking
Finished ironing told me it was time of the month
Quick blow job
Off I went
It was my bday too |
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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago
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"Tell us yours
Mine was my very first meet
A so called FF cpl
I drove 55 miles
Got there
She was wearing a scruffy top and joggers
Other fem 'couldn't make it'
She then proceeded to iron for the next hour
Chain smoking
Finished ironing told me it was time of the month
Quick blow job
Off I went
It was my bday too "
She didn't live in sandwich in Kent by any chance? Lol sounds like one I had except she sat through an hour and a half of soaps  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Had a couple but one can share, guy had a cat allergy, I didn't know. You know the scene in Hitch where he eats shellfish and his face starts swelling and he's coughing , it was a re enactment of that. Lots of antihistamine later and making him stand outside, sent him home. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP - so your worst meet ended up with a BJ? By that yardstick I've had some shocking meets, all I did was to go and chat to interesting people. lol"
Least you met them, had quite a lot of no shows in my time on here! |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
Bad meets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way...
1 or 2 yeah!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Bad meets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way...
1 or 2 yeah! "
A tear came |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My worst has to be going into a hotel room ... he proceeded to go to the toilet and not wash ... my stomach churned at the thought and I made a rather sharp exit 
No excuse for poor hygiene |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"Bad meets, I've had a few
But then again, too few to mention
I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption
I planned each charted course, each careful step along the byway
And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew
When I bit off more than I could chew
But through it all, when there was doubt
I ate it up and spit it out
I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way...
1 or 2 yeah!
A tear came"
Ha ha... Sorry, I didn't mean to make you cry.  |
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Had a summer meet at a pub with a cpl. He followed me into the lady's and wanted me to fuck him in there. Not only was its a family pub but he left his wife minding the drinks. I left with out finishing my drink, he left with a slapped face |
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When I was a single guy I got chatting to a horny attractive lady from Newcastle. At the time I lived near Bourne mouth. After about a week of very sexy pictures and sexy messages she invited me up for a dirty weekend.
I duly arrived in Newcastle about 11am. A woman turned up who I didn't even recognise. The pictures she sent must have been extremely old ones. She looked like an old hat who stuck of stale cigarettes. I did have one coffee with her then left. At that point a friend phoned asking if I fancied a BBQ in Southampton that night. I thought, why not.
So, a 700 mile round trip for a coffee.
Not the best day ever, but the BBQ was fun....... |
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We have had some bad meets well bad to us, met a couple in a pub when they were at least 30 years older than there pics,
One of the others a couple went off into the kitchen came out and didn't even remember we were there ( we both thought wtf is going on) then he looked at us and asked if we wanted some Coke, that ended with a very sharp exit
Another went to meet a couple late at night just having a little chat 1st ( thank fook) when a door opens and a little one come into the room just got up said goodbye and walked straight out,
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I met one girl who opened the door in a tracksuit. And not a cute one either. And she had lots of cats. We tried kissing but she seemed unable to do it without clashing teeth with me. I couldn't go through with it, made my excuses and left. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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It's sort a rabbit caught in head lights situation!! because soon as the doors open and you see they look nothing like there pic!! You brain is going abort abort!! But because you don't wanna upset anyone you continue on. I have had a few bad meets. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Oh my god - some of these stories are hilarious. I haven't had a truly bad experience (yet) just more socially awkward. Met a guy who clearly didn't want to chat, even though we met in a bar, and asked if I wanted to fuck and go. I left, but not to go fuck. I escaped  |
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Had one who came in his pants then threw me out claiming his wife had just called to say she was on her way home. First I had heard of a wife and his phone didn't ring or bleep before his announcement. Think he was just embarrassed that he had cum before we actually did more than kiss |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Had a meet were the bloke got cramp in his calf and passed out on me ,so I stuck him in recovery position till he came round then sent him packing lol ,thank god for my nurses training lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Had a meet were the bloke got cramp in his calf and passed out on me ,so I stuck him in recovery position till he came round then sent him packing lol ,thank god for my nurses training lol "
RE Are you sure he didn't pass out at the size of those amazing boobies?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know a girl who was so d*unk she fell asleep during a meet as another woman was going down on her, full on coma though!!! Everyone was left wondering what next  lol
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By (user no longer on site)
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We had one that haunts us.
Invited to a house party with an other couple we are now friends with. Got to the house to be met by the guy who had used old pictures,we walked in to meet the Mrs, she was dressed in a pink dressing gown, pink fluffy slippers and stockings.
So a few drinks and chatting and we hear a scream for Mrs m from the kitchen, it was our friend who was talking the the lady host, who was now crying saying she's only doing this for her hubby.
So after calming her down, we all left to our place to salvage the night.
Next day both couples got a text off the Mr saying this
" iv sorted her out now, want to meet again "
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By (user no longer on site)
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Yes one or two.....
One fellow came for social and before the kiss he pulled out a large tube of sensodine tooth paste and tooth brush from his suit's inside pocket and excused himself and came back with bits of tooth paste at the corners of his mouth.....all ready for the kiss nor ... Eh NO !!!
Early days when a tad naive ....He turned up with red wine down his trouses saying accident in taxi - so I gave him a dressing gown and put trouses in the wash (not sitting on my sofa like that)...... I had already decantered a full bottle of red wine just for him (I don't drink it) and put his other bottle of red on my sideboard....The long and the short of it - he drank both (his bottle he drank in secret) and I found him drinking what I thought was water.... He had a large drinking glass full to the brim ....of my exclusive beautiful Vodka ....as he had been through my cupboards .....he was shaking from not eating he said!!!! Yeah right Mr Alcoholic
Reassuring to know others have had "bad" meets
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"Yes one or two.....
One fellow came for social and before the kiss he pulled out a large tube of sensodine tooth paste and tooth brush from his suit's inside pocket and excused himself and came back with bits of tooth paste at the corners of his mouth.....all ready for the kiss nor ... Eh NO !!!
Early days when a tad naive ....He turned up with red wine down his trouses saying accident in taxi - so I gave him a dressing gown and put trouses in the wash (not sitting on my sofa like that)...... I had already decantered a full bottle of red wine just for him (I don't drink it) and put his other bottle of red on my sideboard....The long and the short of it - he drank both (his bottle he drank in secret) and I found him drinking what I thought was water.... He had a large drinking glass full to the brim ....of my exclusive beautiful Vodka ....as he had been through my cupboards .....he was shaking from not eating he said!!!! Yeah right Mr Alcoholic
Reassuring to know others have had "bad" meets
Mwah "
Hang on a god damn minute
You decanted him a bottle of wine
Bloody hell Thats impressive
Can we get married |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Yes one or two.....
One fellow came for social and before the kiss he pulled out a large tube of sensodine tooth paste and tooth brush from his suit's inside pocket and excused himself and came back with bits of tooth paste at the corners of his mouth.....all ready for the kiss nor ... Eh NO !!!
Early days when a tad naive ....He turned up with red wine down his trouses saying accident in taxi - so I gave him a dressing gown and put trouses in the wash (not sitting on my sofa like that)...... I had already decantered a full bottle of red wine just for him (I don't drink it) and put his other bottle of red on my sideboard....The long and the short of it - he drank both (his bottle he drank in secret) and I found him drinking what I thought was water.... He had a large drinking glass full to the brim ....of my exclusive beautiful Vodka ....as he had been through my cupboards .....he was shaking from not eating he said!!!! Yeah right Mr Alcoholic
Reassuring to know others have had "bad" meets
Mwah
Hang on a god damn minute
You decanted him a bottle of wine
Bloody hell Thats impressive
Can we get married "
Thank you darling..... Love weddings ... Giggle
Mwah |
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my worst meet after chatting for a while got there, meet by a cat litterbox at door, then she spent next 30mins playing candy crush on phone when I fought cats off me lol said left my wallet in car be back, made a runner 
