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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Quiet day here so a question for the group.
What's the most outrageous lie you've told In the pursuits of getting some action?
Or - what's the most outrageous lie you almost told! |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
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Honest... I ran out of gas. I... I had a flat tire. I didn't have enough money for cab fare. My tux didn't come back from the cleaners. An old friend came in from out of town. Someone stole my car. There was an earthquake. A terrible flood. Locus. It wasn't my fault. I swear to god!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.
I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.
I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now."
You lied about my penis being okay  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6. 
also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.
not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.
I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.
You lied about my penis being okay "
Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.
also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.
not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though."
When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.
I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.
You lied about my penis being okay
Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out "
Well you've made it pretty clear with the crying laugh emojee's and haha its so small spam  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.
I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.
You lied about my penis being okay
Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out
Well you've made it pretty clear with the crying laugh emojee's and haha its so small spam "
Well if u told the truth about how big (small) it was in the first place ... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.
I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.
You lied about my penis being okay
Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out
Well you've made it pretty clear with the crying laugh emojee's and haha its so small spam
Well if u told the truth about how big (small) it was in the first place ..."
I did warn you I'm 'average' not my fault you're a size queen  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I am pretty sure in my teens/slightly younger years I lied many times to get sex but can't really remember.
I am awful liar though so I stopped trying to lie years ago now.
You lied about my penis being okay
Yeah but being the terrible liar I am u caught me out
Well you've made it pretty clear with the crying laugh emojee's and haha its so small spam
Well if u told the truth about how big (small) it was in the first place ...
I did warn you I'm 'average' not my fault you're a size queen "
If that's what u call average |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.
also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.
not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though.
When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone? "
i haven't fucked anyone with a small dick, one didn;t even lie about it i just forgot to look at his pics. have let them make me cum though.
no mini men got a fuck either. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.
also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.
not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though.
When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone?
i haven't fucked anyone with a small dick, one didn;t even lie about it i just forgot to look at his pics. have let them make me cum though.
no mini men got a fuck either."
Sorry I laughed a bit at this
Can I ask, did it get taken the wrong way when u said it was too small? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.
also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.
not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though.
When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone?
i haven't fucked anyone with a small dick, one didn;t even lie about it i just forgot to look at his pics. have let them make me cum though.
no mini men got a fuck either.
Sorry I laughed a bit at this
Can I ask, did it get taken the wrong way when u said it was too small? "
never had to tell a guy yet that he was too small. i know how to steer the action so he doesn't get a fuck off me or to outright tell him we are not fucking.
i think most guys don't even care so long as they get to have some fun. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I told a girl I loved her just so she'd shag me when I was younger. It was a complete lie.
I then told my mates I took longer than 10mins.....this lying thing just goes on and on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"i've met '5ft 10' guys who are smaller than me in heels, so they're less than 5ft 6.
also met a 5ft 10 guy who is well over 6ft but insists he is only 5ft 10.
not needed to lie to anyone to get sex fortunately. have been lied to though.
When u put it like that.. I have been lied to on countless occasions about cock sizes and well I walk away but I wonder if it actually works and gets a guy laid? Any thoughts anyone?
i haven't fucked anyone with a small dick, one didn;t even lie about it i just forgot to look at his pics. have let them make me cum though.
no mini men got a fuck either.
Sorry I laughed a bit at this
Can I ask, did it get taken the wrong way when u said it was too small?
never had to tell a guy yet that he was too small. i know how to steer the action so he doesn't get a fuck off me or to outright tell him we are not fucking.
i think most guys don't even care so long as they get to have some fun."
I'll have to try and get a meet with you - Just to see if my past lovers were lying to me about my size lol lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Tbh..certain outrageous lies are funny like what you do or have done..I've had a guy I worked with in a busy bar see footage of a nightclub brawl the same owner ran and think I was the bouncer chinning everyone..he tells people he's seen me in action and watch the fuck out..i CBA saying it's not me but the mma fighter that was there at the time lol |
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