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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Alright let's utterly lose hope in humanity guys! 
What are your favourite facepalm moments of the whole fabs experience ?
For me it was when women with profile pics of her vajajay don't want any guys with a dick pic. 
I am pretty sure you guys have plenty of these, come on this place doesn't need to be so dreary!  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Alright let's utterly lose hope in humanity guys!
What are your favourite facepalm moments of the whole fabs experience ?
For me it was when women with profile pics of her vajajay don't want any guys with a dick pic.
I am pretty sure you guys have plenty of these, come on this place doesn't need to be so dreary! "
I don't know why that's a facepalm tbh.
Women and men tend to be turned on in different ways and guys tend to be more visual. Some guys don't like fanny pics but lots do. A lot of women don't like cock pics but some do. The two things are different though - one meant to appeal to women (mainly) and the other to men (mainly).
There's no reason someone should have to like cock pics just because they're looking for guys who like fanny pics.
One of my facepalms on here is when guys can't realise or understand that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I've noticed an inverse correlation between people who select usernames describing themselves as nice / respectful/ polite and their behaviour when they get turned down by someone. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've noticed an inverse correlation between people who select usernames describing themselves as nice / respectful/ polite and their behaviour when they get turned down by someone. "
This is probably the most truest statement I've read on here.
Always makes me laugh how 'Politegent' or similar is anything but when his advances are politely declined. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've noticed an inverse correlation between people who select usernames describing themselves as nice / respectful/ polite and their behaviour when they get turned down by someone. "
And on the flip side, people with 'dom' 'bull' 'alpha' in their user name who certainly aren't any of those things. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've noticed an inverse correlation between people who select usernames describing themselves as nice / respectful/ polite and their behaviour when they get turned down by someone.
And on the flip side, people with 'dom' 'bull' 'alpha' in their user name who certainly aren't any of those things. "
Lol what about kinky geeky types |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I've noticed an inverse correlation between people who select usernames describing themselves as nice / respectful/ polite and their behaviour when they get turned down by someone.
And on the flip side, people with 'dom' 'bull' 'alpha' in their user name who certainly aren't any of those things. "
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've noticed an inverse correlation between people who select usernames describing themselves as nice / respectful/ polite and their behaviour when they get turned down by someone.
And on the flip side, people with 'dom' 'bull' 'alpha' in their user name who certainly aren't any of those things. "
We're neither dirrty or pretty but fuck it |
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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago
CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly) |
"The outrage, usually over utter shite
The drama, usually over shite
The neediness, usually over shite
And of course, NHS 24 requests "
NHS 24 hour requests!!!!!! Surely _iew you meant NSA 24 hour requests xxxxxx Suzi |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've noticed an inverse correlation between people who select usernames describing themselves as nice / respectful/ polite and their behaviour when they get turned down by someone.
And on the flip side, people with 'dom' 'bull' 'alpha' in their user name who certainly aren't any of those things.
We're neither dirrty or pretty but fuck it "
Think we'd have to find out for ourselves.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Winks and messages from couples when it says no one over a size 12 on their profile. When I say I'm a 16 and send my photos I get 'oh you can't tell, I'd play anyway'
No thanks love  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The person who sent us a friend request and message to play, when it said the over 30's had to, 'move along'."
That sounds a bit like the CIA booth on American Dad. "Nothing to see here" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alright let's utterly lose hope in humanity guys!
What are your favourite facepalm moments of the whole fabs experience ?
For me it was when women with profile pics of her vajajay don't want any guys with a dick pic.
I am pretty sure you guys have plenty of these, come on this place doesn't need to be so dreary!
I don't know why that's a facepalm tbh.
Women and men tend to be turned on in different ways and guys tend to be more visual. Some guys don't like fanny pics but lots do. A lot of women don't like cock pics but some do. The two things are different though - one meant to appeal to women (mainly) and the other to men (mainly).
There's no reason someone should have to like cock pics just because they're looking for guys who like fanny pics.
One of my facepalms on here is when guys can't realise or understand that."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Alright let's utterly lose hope in humanity guys!
What are your favourite facepalm moments of the whole fabs experience ?
For me it was when women with profile pics of her vajajay don't want any guys with a dick pic.
I am pretty sure you guys have plenty of these, come on this place doesn't need to be so dreary! "
Quite often over half the stuff I read on here qualifies for a Fab facepalm moment |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Guys asking to suck me off. No I'm straight the clue is in the name !! Oh but you can just walk in blow and go ..... No .... I'm straight !! Oh but I can't tempt you pal? No one need know .... I'd know, Fuck off |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Guys asking to suck me off. No I'm straight the clue is in the name !! Oh but you can just walk in blow and go ..... No .... I'm straight !! Oh but I can't tempt you pal? No one need know .... I'd know, Fuck off "
Oh go on, and let me watch please  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys asking to suck me off. No I'm straight the clue is in the name !! Oh but you can just walk in blow and go ..... No .... I'm straight !! Oh but I can't tempt you pal? No one need know .... I'd know, Fuck off
Oh go on, and let me watch please "
Ha can have a nibble if you like but there will be no double sausage mcsuckin! |
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By *mmmMaybeCouple
over a year ago
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Well this one applies to some forum users so I'm donning the tin hat now....
Single woman profiles looking for couples, M/F etc. Then when you read further it says "I'm also part of couple xyz on here and will only play with couples with him"
Well excuse me for pointing out the obvious but that means you as an individual single profile are NOT looking for couples so it should be removed..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Threads asking if anyone knows of any other sites to use "
Good one.
Also the threads that go:
"Anyone in Manchester free now"
- because they will literally fuck anyone and anything... now. |
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Every time there is a scramble for the keys to the "Outrage Bus" and the attendant White Knight outriders
Oh and every time someone jumps in on a thread for fans of a specific subject and offers there opinion on why they don't like it
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By *uzy444Woman
over a year ago
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"Well this one applies to some forum users so I'm donning the tin hat now....
Single woman profiles looking for couples, M/F etc. Then when you read further it says "I'm also part of couple xyz on here and will only play with couples with him"
Well excuse me for pointing out the obvious but that means you as an individual single profile are NOT looking for couples so it should be removed..
S"
they might be seeing couples that they already have met..what maybe they should say is they are not meeting new couples atm...xx
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble*** |
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"The amount of white knights here"
Thats my biggest annoyance too. . .there was a guy on a post yeserday that to 4 different people, gave each of them a cringeworthy beg for sex post.
Really god awful embarrassing comments that make you wanna be embarrassed for him.
Pure begging on the forums is not an attractive trait.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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People who have been on Fab 3 plus years and say they are "picky", "choosy" and want "quality not quantity".
Then you see they have 1, webcam, veri from 2013. That is not choosy its not fucking playing at all!! Why not just say it?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Women who say they are looking for females but when you try and message it says all females blocked  "
Jesus an I thought it was just guys on here that get shot down |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***"
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in. "
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in.
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self "
Where the fuck did that come from??? |
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in.
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self
Where the fuck did that come from??? "
Prick is a mostly unused put down.
It would show good use of vocab in my books! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Men who message you telling you that they think you're sexy/hot/whatever and you start chatting, then seconds later they put a status up saying they'll never meet anyone suitable .
Cheers for that luv |
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"Guys asking to suck me off. No I'm straight the clue is in the name !! Oh but you can just walk in blow and go ..... No .... I'm straight !! Oh but I can't tempt you pal? No one need know .... I'd know, Fuck off "
Funny that never happens to me maybe it's because i blocked single guys when i signed up |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The men you arrange to meet, only for them to text you an hour before the meet (and 5 minutes before you were to set off to get to the meet due to distance getting there) to say they've gone out on their bike and they won't be back in time. And they're "Sorry".
Well twat a doodle do.
This was a ranty thread right? |
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"Alright let's utterly lose hope in humanity guys!
What are your favourite facepalm moments of the whole fabs experience ?
For me it was when women with profile pics of her vajajay don't want any guys with a dick pic.
I am pretty sure you guys have plenty of these, come on this place doesn't need to be so dreary!
I don't know why that's a facepalm tbh.
Women and men tend to be turned on in different ways and guys tend to be more visual. Some guys don't like fanny pics but lots do. A lot of women don't like cock pics but some do. The two things are different though - one meant to appeal to women (mainly) and the other to men (mainly).
There's no reason someone should have to like cock pics just because they're looking for guys who like fanny pics.
One of my facepalms on here is when guys can't realise or understand that."
responses like the one above |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The men you arrange to meet, only for them to text you an hour before the meet (and 5 minutes before you were to set off to get to the meet due to distance getting there) to say they've gone out on their bike and they won't be back in time. And they're "Sorry".
Well twat a doodle do.
This was a ranty thread right?"
Rant away. Sometimes you need to vent |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The amount of white knights here
Thats my biggest annoyance too. . .there was a guy on a post yeserday that to 4 different people, gave each of them a cringeworthy beg for sex post.
Really god awful embarrassing comments that make you wanna be embarrassed for him.
Pure begging on the forums is not an attractive trait.
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I suppose it depends on the definition of white knighting. That sort of creepy/desperate behaviour is cringe worthy, but it's not really what I would call white knighting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When randomers send you a long descriptive text about what they'd do to you if you were there and beg you to continue and it's very poorly written... "
Haha I've just had one of those a few minutes ago.... they always seem to contain the phrase "all of your holes" like I'm a seive or something |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"When randomers send you a long descriptive text about what they'd do to you if you were there and beg you to continue and it's very poorly written...
Haha I've just had one of those a few minutes ago.... they always seem to contain the phrase "all of your holes" like I'm a seive or something "
I told one of them if he wanted some erotica to get himself a copy of fifty shades. He called me a fucking Muppet and blocked me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The guy a few years ago who said he would never put his cock near a mouth or pussy that had just had another in it.
I guess his idea of swinging was promiscuity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"TV's saying they only meet straight men. Hmmmm.
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Yeah that makes me face palm!
Another is constantly repeated threads, every hour or so.
Single guys who moan about not getting any meets yet their profile could rival the fucking Scarlet Pimpernel for elusiveness.
Ranty status updates, naming a shaming, being invited to parties, but must contribute x,y and z to cover cost of condoms and wipes!
Golden Vagina Syndrome suffering ladies 
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in.
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self
Where the fuck did that come from??? "
Omg I'm so sorry - like really sorry !!! Really really sorry
I thought I was having a dig at me .... It was the word pompous (never heard of it) then I tried to close the page so it wouldn't post then I googled the meaning ..... Then I was like 
Oops my bad x once again I'm very very sorry please forgive me  |
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People who moan in the statuses that rhey can't get a meet..but when you actually speak to them..their not looking to meet lol wtf...or people playing with black guys in pictures,state on their profile that they want black guys..but reply with sorry not looking for black guys" |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Alright let's utterly lose hope in humanity guys!
What are your favourite facepalm moments of the whole fabs experience ?
For me it was when women with profile pics of her vajajay don't want any guys with a dick pic.
I am pretty sure you guys have plenty of these, come on this place doesn't need to be so dreary!
I don't know why that's a facepalm tbh.
Women and men tend to be turned on in different ways and guys tend to be more visual. Some guys don't like fanny pics but lots do. A lot of women don't like cock pics but some do. The two things are different though - one meant to appeal to women (mainly) and the other to men (mainly).
There's no reason someone should have to like cock pics just because they're looking for guys who like fanny pics.
One of my facepalms on here is when guys can't realise or understand that."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"TV's saying they only meet straight men. Hmmmm.
Yeah that makes me face palm!
Another is constantly repeated threads, every hour or so.
Single guys who moan about not getting any meets yet their profile could rival the fucking Scarlet Pimpernel for elusiveness.
Ranty status updates, naming a shaming, being invited to parties, but must contribute x,y and z to cover cost of condoms and wipes!
Golden Vagina Syndrome suffering ladies
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What's golden vagina syndrome? Sounds nasty |
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"TV's saying they only meet straight men. Hmmmm.
Yeah that makes me face palm!
Another is constantly repeated threads, every hour or so.
Single guys who moan about not getting any meets yet their profile could rival the fucking Scarlet Pimpernel for elusiveness.
Ranty status updates, naming a shaming, being invited to parties, but must contribute x,y and z to cover cost of condoms and wipes!
Golden Vagina Syndrome suffering ladies
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Guilty as charged...I have a ranty status because some girl I do not know has decided to inform my veris and any man that will listen that I am a disease ridden whore! Nice! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in.
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self
Where the fuck did that come from???
Omg I'm so sorry - like really sorry !!! Really really sorry
I thought I was having a dig at me .... It was the word pompous (never heard of it) then I tried to close the page so it wouldn't post then I googled the meaning ..... Then I was like
Oops my bad x once again I'm very very sorry please forgive me "
Biggest facepalm for me is when guys describe themselves as "nice guys" but their natural reaction to comments in the forum shows them to be anything but |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The straight guy who started a thread saying how much he wanted a cock in his ass"
and straight guys who message bi guys for sex now then get the hump when you point out sorry I'm bi sexual |
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"Guys asking to suck me off. No I'm straight the clue is in the name !! Oh but you can just walk in blow and go ..... No .... I'm straight !! Oh but I can't tempt you pal? No one need know .... I'd know, Fuck off
Funny that never happens to me maybe it's because i blocked single guys when i signed up "
Guys that complain about single guys messaging them without blocking them. . Obviously like male attention.
They sound silly moaning about it, its so bloody obvious the are desperate for any attention. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"The straight guy who started a thread saying how much he wanted a cock in his ass and straight guys who message bi guys for sex now then get the hump when you point out sorry I'm bi sexual "
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"Guys asking to suck me off. No I'm straight the clue is in the name !! Oh but you can just walk in blow and go ..... No .... I'm straight !! Oh but I can't tempt you pal? No one need know .... I'd know, Fuck off
Funny that never happens to me maybe it's because i blocked single guys when i signed up
Guys that complain about single guys messaging them without blocking them. . Obviously like male attention.
They sound silly moaning about it, its so bloody obvious the are desperate for any attention."
Not true..I don't block single guys from messaging me as i get invited to parties by some who aren't bi or gay etc..so if I were to stop them messaging me then I'd loose a big part of the fab experience..or did you mean once they've messaged you privately? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in.
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self
Where the fuck did that come from???
Omg I'm so sorry - like really sorry !!! Really really sorry
I thought I was having a dig at me .... It was the word pompous (never heard of it) then I tried to close the page so it wouldn't post then I googled the meaning ..... Then I was like
Oops my bad x once again I'm very very sorry please forgive me
Biggest facepalm for me is when guys describe themselves as "nice guys" but their natural reaction to comments in the forum shows them to be anything but "
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in.
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self
Where the fuck did that come from???
Omg I'm so sorry - like really sorry !!! Really really sorry
I thought I was having a dig at me .... It was the word pompous (never heard of it) then I tried to close the page so it wouldn't post then I googled the meaning ..... Then I was like
Oops my bad x once again I'm very very sorry please forgive me
Biggest facepalm for me is when guys describe themselves as "nice guys" but their natural reaction to comments in the forum shows them to be anything but "
Quite. |
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in.
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self
Where the fuck did that come from???
Omg I'm so sorry - like really sorry !!! Really really sorry
I thought I was having a dig at me .... It was the word pompous (never heard of it) then I tried to close the page so it wouldn't post then I googled the meaning ..... Then I was like
Oops my bad x once again I'm very very sorry please forgive me
Biggest facepalm for me is when guys describe themselves as "nice guys" but their natural reaction to comments in the forum shows them to be anything but
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This guy has to be a troll?......right? |
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in.
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self
Where the fuck did that come from???
Omg I'm so sorry - like really sorry !!! Really really sorry
I thought I was having a dig at me .... It was the word pompous (never heard of it) then I tried to close the page so it wouldn't post then I googled the meaning ..... Then I was like
Oops my bad x once again I'm very very sorry please forgive me
Biggest facepalm for me is when guys describe themselves as "nice guys" but their natural reaction to comments in the forum shows them to be anything but
This guy has to be a troll?......right?"
Either that or a chap with unresolved anger issues |
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over a year ago
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***"
How do they show they "so clever and educated" in a way that makes you feel violent towards them?
I recommend you never watch University Challenge or you will smash your telly. |
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"Every time there is a scramble for the keys to the "Outrage Bus" and the attendant White Knight outriders
Oh and every time someone jumps in on a thread for fans of a specific subject and offers there opinion on why they don't like it
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Desperate attention seeking.
Oh bog off and get a grip woman (it's usually a woman) "
This. And fishing for compliments. You know the ones - on a 'who's got the best tits/arse/legs/fanny' thread women who definitely don't qualify posting 'not me, mine's saggy/small/wrinkled' etc JUST so the white knights praise them and fab their pics! And all the while pretending that wasn't their intention.
Vomit inducing |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Desperate attention seeking.
Oh bog off and get a grip woman (it's usually a woman)
This. And fishing for compliments. You know the ones - on a 'who's got the best tits/arse/legs/fanny' thread women who definitely don't qualify posting 'not me, mine's saggy/small/wrinkled' etc JUST so the white knights praise them and fab their pics! And all the while pretending that wasn't their intention.
Vomit inducing "
Anybody watch tittytitty bangbang from a few years back?
'Don't look at me I'm shy! ' |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Guys asking to suck me off. No I'm straight the clue is in the name !! Oh but you can just walk in blow and go ..... No .... I'm straight !! Oh but I can't tempt you pal? No one need know .... I'd know, Fuck off "
So true...... But it's kinda good to know I've still 'got it' whatever it is? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I certainly don't want to sleep with everyone on the site (with 75 verifications and statuses such as 'anyone want a fuck tonight'). Nothing wrong with being promiscuous and owning it. I see straight through the deception though.
Also.... One massive facepalm for me is the people that talk about 'drama and timewasters'. It's like if someone doesn't want to sleep with you then they must be a time waster and therefore fair gain for verbal abuse or public bullying. No 'Drama' to me says I literally give no fucks about what's going on in your life. They're kind of instant avoids for me.
Also the fab user who messaged me calling me a slut earlier and wasn't clever enough to get the irony of his message!
Each to their own of course! Some men and women might enjoy this kind of objectification as a fetish. I know I don't though! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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One last one...
Pervert: do you like foot fetish's?
Pillows: no, not for me. Thanks all the same.
Pervert: Okay, I'd love to smell your sweaty feet. You're *obviously* dominant. I love a big girl like you to sit on my face with a sweaty dirty fanny and arse and grind me.
(Instant block and delete).
*Sighs* fab is so highly erotic at times. I barely know what to do with myself.
Did anyone see a cloud of smoke? Oh yes, that was my faith in humanity disappearing via partical diffusion into thin air. |
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By *workoutMan
over a year ago
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"Desperate attention seeking.
Oh bog off and get a grip woman (it's usually a woman)
This. And fishing for compliments. You know the ones - on a 'who's got the best tits/arse/legs/fanny' thread women who definitely don't qualify posting 'not me, mine's saggy/small/wrinkled' etc JUST so the white knights praise them and fab their pics! And all the while pretending that wasn't their intention.
Vomit inducing
Anybody watch tittytitty bangbang from a few years back?
'Don't look at me I'm shy! '"
Better than
"It's just a bit of seepage darling" |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wtf is a Facepalm?"
to hit one's own forehead with your hand/palm, and drag it down one's face. Most often done in frustration or agitation.
Sometimes forcefully done to others for humour purposes. |
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"Desperate attention seeking.
Oh bog off and get a grip woman (it's usually a woman)
This. And fishing for compliments. You know the ones - on a 'who's got the best tits/arse/legs/fanny' thread women who definitely don't qualify posting 'not me, mine's saggy/small/wrinkled' etc JUST so the white knights praise them and fab their pics! And all the while pretending that wasn't their intention.
Vomit inducing
Anybody watch tittytitty bangbang from a few years back?
'Don't look at me I'm shy! '"
Ha! Exactly what I say to myself when I see such drivel |
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
Yeah, pompous pricks do my head in.
You'd be getting your head wobbled!
So highly educated yet you use really shitty words like "pricks"
Listen love you only 1 woman at the end of the day - you ain't gods gift your self
Where the fuck did that come from???
Omg I'm so sorry - like really sorry !!! Really really sorry
I thought I was having a dig at me .... It was the word pompous (never heard of it) then I tried to close the page so it wouldn't post then I googled the meaning ..... Then I was like
Oops my bad x once again I'm very very sorry please forgive me "
You've never heard of the word 'pompous' ?
**facepalm**
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Wtf is a Facepalm?
or you can bang your head against a brick wall - "
I tend to use the desk or the laptop when my hand hurts
I have to say this is quite the situational comedy. Though people seem to keep getting butthurt on a thread about taking the mic of things.
Maybe that's one more for the list? |
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"One last one...
Pervert: do you like foot fetish's?
Pillows: no, not for me. Thanks all the same.
Pervert: Okay, I'd love to smell your sweaty feet. You're *obviously* dominant. I love a big girl like you to sit on my face with a sweaty dirty fanny and arse and grind me.
(Instant block and delete).
*Sighs* fab is so highly erotic at times. I barely know what to do with myself.
Did anyone see a cloud of smoke? Oh yes, that was my faith in humanity disappearing via partical diffusion into thin air. "
someone actually sent that to you? Wtf |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
How do they show they "so clever and educated" in a way that makes you feel violent towards them?
I recommend you never watch University Challenge or you will smash your telly. "
Yeah I don't do well at them types of game shows an I'm not a violent person. I'm no goody two shoes but I'd like to think I'm a nice honest kinda guy |
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Men and women are very different in what turns them on, whilst many menare turned on by more graphicpics women tend to prefer subtly. It get very boring opening messages with yet another cock pic..
"Alright let's utterly lose hope in humanity guys!
What are your favourite facepalm moments of the whole fabs experience ?
For me it was when women with profile pics of her vajajay don't want any guys with a dick pic.
I am pretty sure you guys have plenty of these, come on this place doesn't need to be so dreary! "
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By (user no longer on site)
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The biggest facepalm moment for us has to be the lady who posted on the forum about how she couldn't meet couples as they just disappeared when a face photo is swapped. Then after we sent a face photo stopped messaging us. If you don't like it done to you don't do it to others |
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When someone starts spreading lies to their friends about you when things don't go their way, who then block you and start spreading said lies in the chatroom because they know you can't see them. Facepalm at not realising our friends can see what's being said and tell us straight away |
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Too many to mention but one of my favourites is the men who post saying their wives have body confidence issues can anyone help, the thread fills up with people exclaiming her physical virtues. How do they know she's so gorgeous? The profile has loads of photos of a woman posing in ways nobody with body confidence issues could even dream of doing. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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When someone messages saying they are bi with a straight profile.
Better when I asked someone about that they said they left it straight to not put some people off, how badly I wanted to name and shame them |
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The best one we've had was a guy who messaged.
Fancy a meet in Harrogate now!
I replied with "Read our profile and you'll see why that might be a problem"
He replied with "No problem, I can come round to yours"
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
How do they show they "so clever and educated" in a way that makes you feel violent towards them?
I recommend you never watch University Challenge or you will smash your telly.
Yeah I don't do well at them types of game shows an I'm not a violent person. I'm no goody two shoes but I'd like to think I'm a nice honest kinda guy "
Well at least someone does |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Mine would be - when people think they are so clever and well educated its not only a turn off and a face palm .... I actually want to put my palm in their face with quite abit of power behind it
***just to give their heads a wobble***
How do they show they "so clever and educated" in a way that makes you feel violent towards them?
I recommend you never watch University Challenge or you will smash your telly.
Yeah I don't do well at them types of game shows an I'm not a violent person. I'm no goody two shoes but I'd like to think I'm a nice honest kinda guy
Well at least someone does "
Haha maybe people shouldn't judge someone by what they say but upon the actions they take |
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