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You know it's been too long since you had sex when ......
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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..... You're lying on the bed pondering which would be better - a 'young' mmmf with Liam, Merryteaser and lucasstrader - or a more mature mmmf with Mr polar bear, g3orgie and Rgluke?
It's a tough decision - and I'm taking my time over it! 
So my lovelies - how do you know when it's been too long? Or if you're feeling brave/daft enough - what would your fantasy group be?
I also have a few fantasy groups in my head with couple/s too - but that's another story! 
Peachy  xxx |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be  "
That just made me giggle out loud!
I feel your pain sister! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When your condom collection has expired  "
Aw! Get to the gum clinic - they give you a nice selection in coloured paper bags! The chocolate one never tastes like chocolate though! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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When I get really stroppy and/or huffy for no reason. This usually coincides with when the regular squeeze is off working in another part of the world do I can only extrapolate that it's entirely due to lack of him (and the resulting sex). |
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When you start to reconsider about people who want you but you previously didn't think it was a good idea to sleep with them. For example, a married female friend, your ex, your work colleague or your neighbour. |
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When you start to reconsider about people who want you but you previously didn't think it was a good idea to sleep with them. For example, a married female friend, your ex, your work colleague or your neighbour. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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When your non swinger friend apparently had a threesome last night and sends you a photo of 2 girls asleep in his bed (fully covered btw) so you're inclined to believe him and you don't even remember how to spell sux |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out
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I
HATE
YOU
SO
MUCH
RIGHT
NOW!!
How very dare you be getting regular sex when I'm not?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I seem to be the opposite of most people posting here ... I know its been too long when im not that fussed about sex
If i dont get it i can totally go without ... But once i start having sex again i remember im one of these the more you get the nore you want people and its literally all i think about  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out
I
HATE
YOU
SO
MUCH
RIGHT
NOW!!
How very dare you be getting regular sex when I'm not?? "
I deserve it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I seem to be the opposite of most people posting here ... I know its been too long when im not that fussed about sex
If i dont get it i can totally go without ... But once i start having sex again i remember im one of these the more you get the nore you want people and its literally all i think about "
Yup, exactly the same here. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out
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Any fooking need for that (sob sob) my vibrators actually giving up the ghost with me and Google don't even need predictive text for my porn preference pfffft all you people getting it regular, il just go sit in the corner and sulk  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I went without it for a year before coming back on here and it was ok I guess. But now I just want it all the time, If I get it I want it more and more and MORE,,, not one man I've met can satisfy me sexually  (as in I want it ALOT) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You know it's been too long since you had sex when you have finished having a P and give it a shake your eyes roll to the back of your head and you let out a little moan
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"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out
I hear ya....I actually have fanny ache 
What I would give to say those words "
I was a bad girl this weekend......very bad girl  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had so much sex this weekend the thought of sex right now is wearing me out
I hear ya....I actually have fanny ache
What I would give to say those words
I was a bad girl this weekend......very bad girl "
Thats what I need a bad girl to ride me like a grand national winner lol  |
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"..... You're lying on the bed pondering which would be better - a 'young' mmmf with Liam, Merryteaser and lucasstrader - or a more mature mmmf with Mr polar bear, g3orgie and Rgluke?
It's a tough decision - and I'm taking my time over it!
So my lovelies - how do you know when it's been too long? Or if you're feeling brave/daft enough - what would your fantasy group be?
I also have a few fantasy groups in my head with couple/s too - but that's another story!
Peachy xxx"
Oh now- that is a tough decision!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be
That just made me giggle out loud!
I feel your pain sister! "
Peach you are either telling fibs or you are a recluse...
If not then you must live in a neighbourhood where all the men are either blind or retarded or both.
How can the most attractive woman who ever put finger to keyboard on this site ever have a moment when she is not being propositioned?
I would happily give myself to yoy now, again and anytime...I suspect this is wishful thinking though |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be
That just made me giggle out loud!
I feel your pain sister!
Peach you are either telling fibs or you are a recluse...
If not then you must live in a neighbourhood where all the men are either blind or retarded or both.
How can the most attractive woman who ever put finger to keyboard on this site ever have a moment when she is not being propositioned?
I would happily give myself to yoy now, again and anytime...I suspect this is wishful thinking though "
Though I'd dispute the 'most attractive woman' blurb (I have mirrors!) there are three words to explain why thousands of loving parents are currently born again virgins - 'School summer holidays!' |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hang on.... Mature?... Moi?!
Yeah - although recent conversations have lead me to reevaluate!
I'm young at heart "
It's not your heart I'm interested in at present! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"When you start to consider chatting up the till staff at morrisons!
More reasons to shop at morrisons!
Wonder if they'll let me swipe my more card! "
Where would you propose to insert it? X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you start to consider chatting up the till staff at morrisons!
More reasons to shop at morrisons!
Wonder if they'll let me swipe my more card!
Where would you propose to insert it? X"
At the moment, where ever they want me too! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"When you have a shower and notice dust, cobwebs and a "closed down" sign where your beaver should be
That just made me giggle out loud!
I feel your pain sister!
Peach you are either telling fibs or you are a recluse...
If not then you must live in a neighbourhood where all the men are either blind or retarded or both.
How can the most attractive woman who ever put finger to keyboard on this site ever have a moment when she is not being propositioned?
I would happily give myself to yoy now, again and anytime...I suspect this is wishful thinking though
Though I'd dispute the 'most attractive woman' blurb (I have mirrors!) there are three words to explain why thousands of loving parents are currently born again virgins - 'School summer holidays!' "
And as someone who lives in Peaches neighbourhood, I'm neither blind nor retarded, just don't fit her preferences!  |
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