"How far is the tip of a man's cock from his bumhole?
it depends on the size of his remote
What if we don't have a remote?
Lynx can then "
I don't even have a lynx can. I'm fucked if I want to prove my size, aren't I? Men need more variety of measurements! |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"How far is the tip of a man's cock from his bumhole?
it depends on the size of his remote
What if we don't have a remote?
Lynx can then
I don't even have a lynx can. I'm fucked if I want to prove my size, aren't I? Men need more variety of measurements!"
Hand potatoes. |
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"How far is the tip of a man's cock from his bumhole?
it depends on the size of his remote
What if we don't have a remote?
Lynx can then
I don't even have a lynx can. I'm fucked if I want to prove my size, aren't I? Men need more variety of measurements!
Hand potatoes."
... you want me to hold a jacket potato next to myself?  |
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"How far is the tip of a man's cock from his bumhole?
it depends on the size of his remote
What if we don't have a remote?
Lynx can then
I don't even have a lynx can. I'm fucked if I want to prove my size, aren't I? Men need more variety of measurements!
Hand potatoes."
One potato! Tw.....
Damn you Ligela..
Wheres my mini Lynx! |
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"How far is the tip of a man's cock from his bumhole?
it depends on the size of his remote
What if we don't have a remote?
Lynx can then
I don't even have a lynx can. I'm fucked if I want to prove my size, aren't I? Men need more variety of measurements!
Hand potatoes.
One potato! Tw.....
Damn you Ligela..
Wheres my mini Lynx!"
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