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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely? |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"If you don't enjoy them stop receiving them, really no sure what else to say "
Sometimes tricky, in the past Ive said Im not a fan and the girl then sees this as a challenge to try and impress me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I read the title and thought "is that possible?" . Then I remebered a painful incident where someones teeth caught me.
I've heard that people with no teeth give good BJ's, is that just urban myth? For you next meet you will have to ask how big the ladies mouth is lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely? "
Sorry mate , but this post isn't gonna do you any favours at all .....
You say you're bigger than average , and women who have sucked you used their teeth which made you cringe .
What are we supposed to say ?
Poor you that you haven't met a woman who wants to worship your amazing manhood . |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"I read the title and thought "is that possible?" . Then I remebered a painful incident where someones teeth caught me.
I've heard that people with no teeth give good BJ's, is that just urban myth? For you next meet you will have to ask how big the ladies mouth is lol"
I've never met someone who has recieved a toothless BJ, maybe someone on here has? |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
Sorry mate , but this post isn't gonna do you any favours at all .....
You say you're bigger than average , and women who have sucked you used their teeth which made you cringe .
What are we supposed to say ?
Poor you that you haven't met a woman who wants to worship your amazing manhood ."
I'm not after favours, just an open conversation  |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"The teeth ones aren't great - I've had quite a few injuries from teeth involvement 
Saying that though when you get a lady that can do it well you forget about those and it's wonderful!"
Agree on when you get a good one they're great - but seem to be elusive! |
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely? "
How truly awful that must be for you. I can't begin to imagine the frustration you must feel. Are there any support groups you could join for advice and perhaps share your experiences with similarly over endowed guys?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't enjoy them stop receiving them, really no sure what else to say
Sometimes tricky, in the past Ive said Im not a fan and the girl then sees this as a challenge to try and impress me "
Not me
I'd be straight in my back saying.....oh well you may as well lick me then  |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
How truly awful that must be for you. I can't begin to imagine the frustration you must feel. Are there any support groups you could join for advice and perhaps share your experiences with similarly over endowed guys? "
You mean like an open forum sort of setting??  |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"If you don't enjoy them stop receiving them, really no sure what else to say
Sometimes tricky, in the past Ive said Im not a fan and the girl then sees this as a challenge to try and impress me
Not me
I'd be straight in my back saying.....oh well you may as well lick me then "
Generally I'd have already made sure you're well taken care of! Definitley a giver, clearly not a very good reciever  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If you don't enjoy them stop receiving them, really no sure what else to say
Sometimes tricky, in the past Ive said Im not a fan and the girl then sees this as a challenge to try and impress me
Not me
I'd be straight in my back saying.....oh well you may as well lick me then
Generally I'd have already made sure you're well taken care of! Definitley a giver, clearly not a very good reciever "
In that case I'd get dressed and go  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Just find someone with a big gob!
And no teeth
I'll have to update my profile header to "must have big gob and no teeth" :'-)"
Don't forget to thank me when you get a good blow job |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invest in a fleshlight then does the job mate better then most. "
Aww I'd love to have a go with one of them on a meet, would it be wierd to ask a guy if I could wank him off with a fleshlight |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"Just find someone with a big gob!
And no teeth
I'll have to update my profile header to "must have big gob and no teeth" :'-)
Don't forget to thank me when you get a good blow job "
You'll be the first to know |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"No cock pics on profile so this must be a look at me thread
Ps please can you send me one? "
This is a first for me on fab!! Being asked to provide a dick pic is the polar opposite of what I've seen! However I'm happy to provide evidence |
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By *mben8Man
over a year ago
West Sussex |
"Invest in a fleshlight then does the job mate better then most.
Aww I'd love to have a go with one of them on a meet, would it be wierd to ask a guy if I could wank him off with a fleshlight "
No but kinky.
Game on. |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"Invest in a fleshlight then does the job mate better then most.
Aww I'd love to have a go with one of them on a meet, would it be wierd to ask a guy if I could wank him off with a fleshlight
No but kinky.
Game on. "
Agreed! |
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"Invest in a fleshlight then does the job mate better then most.
Aww I'd love to have a go with one of them on a meet, would it be wierd to ask a guy if I could wank him off with a fleshlight "
I think that would be fun |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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You need to expand your upper age limit sweetie! Surely there must be some lovely ladies who can just pop their teeth in the glass of water by the bed to oblige you then! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invest in a fleshlight then does the job mate better then most.
Aww I'd love to have a go with one of them on a meet, would it be wierd to ask a guy if I could wank him off with a fleshlight
No but kinky.
Game on. "
I think it would be fun
Guys use toys on women why not the other way round
I could bend him over and fuck his arse with my strap on while giving him a fleshlight reach round |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely? "
I hope you didn't get BJ's off anyone you met on here, otherwise they aren't going to be very happy reading this  |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"Invest in a fleshlight then does the job mate better then most.
Aww I'd love to have a go with one of them on a meet, would it be wierd to ask a guy if I could wank him off with a fleshlight
No but kinky.
Game on.
I think it would be fun
Guys use toys on women why not the other way round
I could bend him over and fuck his arse with my strap on while giving him a fleshlight reach round "
 would be a first but an experience! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
How truly awful that must be for you. I can't begin to imagine the frustration you must feel. Are there any support groups you could join for advice and perhaps share your experiences with similarly over endowed guys? "
I know one but cant name it but if he googles hell find it lol |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
I hope you didn't get BJ's off anyone you met on here, otherwise they aren't going to be very happy reading this "
Quite safe in that department, only had the 1 meet from fab!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Invest in a fleshlight then does the job mate better then most.
Aww I'd love to have a go with one of them on a meet, would it be wierd to ask a guy if I could wank him off with a fleshlight
No but kinky.
Game on.
I think it would be fun
Guys use toys on women why not the other way round
I could bend him over and fuck his arse with my strap on while giving him a fleshlight reach round "
Now that I'd love to watch  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely? "
Now you know how us women feel. Do you know how hard it is to find a man who can perform decent oral??? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
Now you know how us women feel. Do you know how hard it is to find a man who can perform decent oral??? "
I found one a few months back, he's like the holy grail |
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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago
Northampton Somewhere |
"No cock pics on profile so this must be a look at me thread
Ps please can you send me one?
This is a first for me on fab!! Being asked to provide a dick pic is the polar opposite of what I've seen! However I'm happy to provide evidence "
Right people......evidence received.
In the words of our resident cockologist I would say he is a two potato man but not particularly girthy. Average I think with a slightly southern curvature |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
Now you know how us women feel. Do you know how hard it is to find a man who can perform decent oral??? "
I've never had to find a guy for oral so I don't know the challenges
But I guess by that its tricky! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
Now you know how us women feel. Do you know how hard it is to find a man who can perform decent oral???
I've never had to find a guy for oral so I don't know the challenges
But I guess by that its tricky!"
It's hard enough to find a guy who gives oral never mind good oral |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
Now you know how us women feel. Do you know how hard it is to find a man who can perform decent oral??? "
Not very hard at all, when you get a guy down below actually communicate with him, tell him how you like it |
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By *P1964Woman
over a year ago
gillingham |
"I read the title and thought "is that possible?" . Then I remebered a painful incident where someones teeth caught me.
I've heard that people with no teeth give good BJ's, is that just urban myth? For you next meet you will have to ask how big the ladies mouth is lol"
You can find a few people without teeth in old folks homes...lol |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
Now you know how us women feel. Do you know how hard it is to find a man who can perform decent oral???
I've never had to find a guy for oral so I don't know the challenges
But I guess by that its tricky!
It's hard enough to find a guy who gives oral never mind good oral "
Ive got drummers forearms and a northerns tongue  I'd like to think I was average at giving... But I suppose it's all subjective! |
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By *ongR OP Man
over a year ago
leamington |
"I had nearly 20 years of very occasional bad blow jobs. Thought I just didn't like them.
I've been shown since joining Fab that I love blowjobs "
I've not given up hope yet this reinforces it! Cheers |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had nearly 20 years of very occasional bad blow jobs. Thought I just didn't like them.
I've been shown since joining Fab that I love blowjobs
I've not given up hope yet this reinforces it! Cheers "
I was utterly destroyed by a certain Fab female friend. I was basically left a drained and broken man by a blowjob after I said I didn't/couldn't cum from blowjobs. I was proved very *very* wrong.
Believe me, it's not you; there are some amazingly skilled and enthusiastic people out there |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely? "
Try men. Gays ones do it best. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had nearly 20 years of very occasional bad blow jobs. Thought I just didn't like them.
I've been shown since joining Fab that I love blowjobs "
I used to hate giving blow jobs and was therefore terrible at them |
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
Sorry mate , but this post isn't gonna do you any favours at all .....
You say you're bigger than average , and women who have sucked you used their teeth which made you cringe .
What are we supposed to say ?
Poor you that you haven't met a woman who wants to worship your amazing manhood .
I'm not after favours, just an open conversation "
Anyone that says its 'above average' doesnt have a big todger.
Always a lie |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had nearly 20 years of very occasional bad blow jobs. Thought I just didn't like them.
I've been shown since joining Fab that I love blowjobs
I used to hate giving blow jobs and was therefore terrible at them "
If you don't want to do something twice, do it badly the first time |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had nearly 20 years of very occasional bad blow jobs. Thought I just didn't like them.
I've been shown since joining Fab that I love blowjobs
I used to hate giving blow jobs and was therefore terrible at them "
You enjoy giving them now? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had nearly 20 years of very occasional bad blow jobs. Thought I just didn't like them.
I've been shown since joining Fab that I love blowjobs
I used to hate giving blow jobs and was therefore terrible at them
If you don't want to do something twice, do it badly the first time "
I used that trick when I was a teenager and my mum wanted me to wash the dishes |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I had nearly 20 years of very occasional bad blow jobs. Thought I just didn't like them.
I've been shown since joining Fab that I love blowjobs
I used to hate giving blow jobs and was therefore terrible at them
You enjoy giving them now? "
Love it TT. I have to be dragged off them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had nearly 20 years of very occasional bad blow jobs. Thought I just didn't like them.
I've been shown since joining Fab that I love blowjobs
I used to hate giving blow jobs and was therefore terrible at them
You enjoy giving them now?
Love it TT. I have to be dragged off them "
Difficult to be dragged off when you've got him exactly where you want him with restraints  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I had nearly 20 years of very occasional bad blow jobs. Thought I just didn't like them.
I've been shown since joining Fab that I love blowjobs
I used to hate giving blow jobs and was therefore terrible at them
You enjoy giving them now?
Love it TT. I have to be dragged off them
Difficult to be dragged off when you've got him exactly where you want him with restraints "
Sometimes I leave one hand free so they 'could' drag me off but they know there's consequences if they do. Causes an internal struggle that I find immense pleasure in |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely? "
In all fairness, when it's shit, it's still pretty good |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
In all fairness, when it's shit, it's still pretty good "
Like pizza |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
In all fairness, when it's shit, it's still pretty good
Like pizza"
Exactly, a pizza is a pizza lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
In all fairness, when it's shit, it's still pretty good
Like pizza
Exactly, a pizza is a pizza lol"
I disagree, I've had bad pizza and bad blowjobs
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
In all fairness, when it's shit, it's still pretty good
Like pizza
Exactly, a pizza is a pizza lol
I disagree, I've had bad pizza and bad blowjobs
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You'll never have bad pizza from Papa John but i can't comment on his blow jobs. |
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"I can't honestly remember the last time I had a good blow job, reason being (and not wanting to sound too full of myself here) I'm above average size, and jaws can only open so wide, and teeth then get involved and it makes me cringe and so on and so forth.
I can't be the only one that thinks this surely?
In all fairness, when it's shit, it's still pretty good
Like pizza
Exactly, a pizza is a pizza lol
I disagree, I've had bad pizza and bad blowjobs
You'll never have bad pizza from Papa John but i can't comment on his blow jobs. "
Papa John is terrible. |
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