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So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...
Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?
I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount
Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out
But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?
Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?
Cheers
Flames
(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...) |
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Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?
I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.
I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol. |
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over a year ago
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"Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?
I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.
I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol."
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"I'm sure some would, enough tradesmen say as much in the forum.
Not my cup of tea though and what would happen if the work wasn't up to standard or they disagreed about a fair "price"?"
If they were a shit tradie, then Phoenix would shred them, not shag them...
She's no fool when it comes to DIY.
Unlike me, who has all the gear, and no idea!
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"Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?
I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.
I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol."
Not expecting the works done for free...
Fair days work for a fair days pay.
But it's always the negotiation on the "extras" or the "second fixes" lol.
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Hi guys hot idea but for something that important its usually better to go above board on all of it for unforseen circumstances down the road (invoices for insurance & warranty, etc)...think of it as delayed gratification! |
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"Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?
I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.
I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol.
Not expecting the works done for free...
Fair days work for a fair days pay.
But it's always the negotiation on the "extras" or the "second fixes" lol.
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I've done it a couple of times in my younger days. I didn't do it any cheaper but where I could save them a few quid then I did. Also I went the extra mile with the quality, so even though you might not get it cheaper initially, you may do in the long run and get a better quality job to boot ?? |
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"Is this a joke? X
How so?"
That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x |
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I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. |
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"Is this a joke? X
How so?
That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x"
Sadly the plasterer I know isn't Bi (as far as I know), so anal's off the cards for Phoenix, but I'm good 
I'm not asking for, nor expecting freebies.
But if the tradie wanted to do a pro rata arrangement!
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"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. "
They must be thick |
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Sadly, I can't pay the bills with hot sex from horny housewives so I'd have to stick to cash n cards.
If they still want a shag after paying me...................... |
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"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. They must be thick "
It happens a lot, so there's clearly a lot of thick people out there. (The cash deal thing, not the sexual discount thing) |
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It's a good idea mate and why not . But already you can see the tight fuckers who want sex for fuck all . Prostituting them selves they don't have to give the lad a hand for nowt see us Geordies all stick together and help each other out if my mate fixes the washer I let our lass give him a blow job but if he does work on the roof well that's a good shagging lol hope this helps Jimmy the geordie |
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"So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...
Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?
I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount
Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out
But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?
Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?
Cheers
Flames
(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...)"
As I'm in the building trade I know it happens.
Sometimes I get a blow job or full sex but it is never as payment. Usually it is bored housewives who enjoy attention and then they ask me to come back to do more work |
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"Is this a joke? X
How so?
That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x
Sadly the plasterer I know isn't Bi (as far as I know), so anal's off the cards for Phoenix, but I'm good
I'm not asking for, nor expecting freebies.
But if the tradie wanted to do a pro rata arrangement!
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So it's not a joke then....you are actually asking for a discount for sex with you and your wife x |
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"It's a good idea mate and why not . But already you can see the tight fuckers who want sex for fuck all . Prostituting them selves they don't have to give the lad a hand for nowt see us Geordies all stick together and help each other out if my mate fixes the washer I let our lass give him a blow job but if he does work on the roof well that's a good shagging lol hope this helps Jimmy the geordie"
Does he get anal for fixing your car? |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. They must be thick
It happens a lot, so there's clearly a lot of thick people out there. (The cash deal thing, not the sexual discount thing)"
That strikes me as dishonest if you take the cash and don't declare the income.
It's just making extra money out of customers by deceit. |
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"If B was going to fuck a tradesman who worked for us it would be counted as his tip rather than payment."
I think he'd expect to get more than just his tip in |
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"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. They must be thick
It happens a lot, so there's clearly a lot of thick people out there. (The cash deal thing, not the sexual discount thing)
That strikes me as dishonest if you take the cash and don't declare the income.
It's just making extra money out of customers by deceit."
Who said I don't declare it? The vast majority of cash I take goes in the bank, as that's how all the bills / wages get paid. And it's not extra money, it's what I would have quoted in the first place. If the customer is happy thinking they've got a discount then that's a positive thing no? |
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"In my experience tradesmen are very much more money orientated than sex orientated! Its hard work just getting a quote these days!!  "
Ditto. You should see what London plumbers make!! |
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"In my experience tradesmen are very much more money orientated than sex orientated! Its hard work just getting a quote these days!! "
Not kidding as we desperately need guttering work doing and can't find a recommended tradie to quote , and that's for cash!
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. They must be thick
It happens a lot, so there's clearly a lot of thick people out there. (The cash deal thing, not the sexual discount thing)
That strikes me as dishonest if you take the cash and don't declare the income.
It's just making extra money out of customers by deceit.
Who said I don't declare it? The vast majority of cash I take goes in the bank, as that's how all the bills / wages get paid. And it's not extra money, it's what I would have quoted in the first place. If the customer is happy thinking they've got a discount then that's a positive thing no?"
I said "if" you don't declare it. That is the point of asking for a discount for cash after all.
You could potentially get yourself into trouble agreeing to a discount for cash with the wrong person because it looks as though you're accepting cash and not declaring part of your income.
Letting someone think they have a discount when they haven't is deceitful. Whether that's a bad thing is down to individual opinion and morals. |
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By *itzhallMan
over a year ago
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"Is this a joke? X
How so?
That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x"
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He may get his backdoor whitewashed  |
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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago
The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales |
"So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...
Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?
I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount
Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out
But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?
Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?
Cheers
Flames
(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...)"
I'll look forward to watching it on Cowboy Builders! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a joiner & plasterer by trade if your looking for anyone 
i need 2 doors fitted but not for sex how much you charge "
I'm a joiner too.... £30 per door cash but can negotiate if your good with the cups of tea and bacon butties |
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"I'm a joiner & plasterer by trade if your looking for anyone
i need 2 doors fitted but not for sex how much you charge "
I'm a joiner too.... £30 per door cash but can negotiate if your good with the cups of tea and bacon butties |
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"I hang internal doors for £25 each and external doors for £40 each.
I'm in York 21st to 24th October if any good? "
yes internal but need the frame fitting as well but not the back casings |
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over a year ago
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I'm a part time gardener and I'd certainly trim her bush if she promised to unblock my hose? If she wants her rose garden attending to she better be tickling my rockery!!! Available now as it happens |
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"As a former tradesmen you wouldn't be getting any discount from me i got bills to pay! but if the wife wants to blow me as a bonus for my work i wouldn't say no either "
Amen to that! |
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When I was doing plumbing I'd never even go there.
Reputation is everything and a quick shag or a blowie it's worth it.
And if I did go there....id still charge you full price afterwards  |
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"When I was doing plumbing I'd never even go there.
Reputation is everything and a quick shag or a blowie it's worth it.
And if I did go there....id still charge you full price afterwards "
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I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door. |
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"I'm sure some would, enough tradesmen say as much in the forum.
Not my cup of tea though and what would happen if the work wasn't up to standard or they disagreed about a fair "price"?
If they were a shit tradie, then Phoenix would shred them, not shag them...
She's no fool when it comes to DIY.
Unlike me, who has all the gear, and no idea!
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As a sparks I can't say I would do it at a huge discount but you could loose profit on materials and just do it for labour costs if it was mutual fun and enjoyment not so much this is just because your doing us a job.
I have moved away from houses now and do more commercial and industrial works but when I did housing contracts before it's something that just never happens. Had a few good conversations with people but sadly the fantasy is almost always just that. |
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"I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door. "
You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber! |
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"So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...
Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?
I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount
Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out
But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?
Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?
Cheers
Flames
(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...)"
This has to be the utmost in bad taste? Its the same as paying for sex.
This is a nut job of a site! |
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"I'm sure some would, enough tradesmen say as much in the forum.
Not my cup of tea though and what would happen if the work wasn't up to standard or they disagreed about a fair "price"?"
Report them to cowboy builders? Lol..just hope it doesn't come up that you still actually haven't paid with actual cash  |
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This has to be the utmost in bad taste? Its the same as paying for sex.
This is a nut job of a site!
LOL - You are far too serious for fun.
Time to delete your account and become UNLOS.
Bye!
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May just do that..........but it is still bad taste to procure work for sex!
So last year! |
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This has to be the utmost in bad taste? Its the same as paying for sex.
This is a nut job of a site!
LOL - You are far too serious for fun.
Time to delete your account and become UNLOS.
Bye!
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He may be "too serious" but his first statement is correct..OP is saving he'll pimp his wife out for "monetary gain", and that's prostitution. |
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He may be "too serious" but his first statement is correct..OP is saving he'll pimp his wife out for "monetary gain", and that's prostitution."
Jeez, you are a bunch of fun as well... Not...
"But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality? "
It's not exactly cash exchanging hands is it?
LOL
Like women don't flash boob for discounts and favours all the bloody time! lol
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"I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!"
why not???  |
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"I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!
why not??? "
Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses. |
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"I'm a in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!
why not???
Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses."
Rubbish. I know a plaster - no training, and SHE can wipe the floor with any 'trained' wall skimmer. Including me, who attended s period of trying. .
experience speaks volumes in the trade. |
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"I'm a in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!
why not???
Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses.
Rubbish. I know a plaster - no training, and SHE can wipe the floor with any 'trained' wall skimmer. Including me, who attended s period of trying. .
experience speaks volumes in the trade. "
Drywalling finish is not plastering its filling holes and sanding. |
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"I'm not a tradesman....but I do deal with customers in their own homes....and yes! I have!
For what % discount? "
I didn't......to be fair she came on to me after the deal was sorted. I introduced her to fab. We were FB for a few months...she met a guy at one of my parties. They are now married and on here as a couple. We are still friends. |
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He may be "too serious" but his first statement is correct..OP is saving he'll pimp his wife out for "monetary gain", and that's prostitution.
Jeez, you are a bunch of fun as well... Not...
"But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality? "
It's not exactly cash exchanging hands is it?
LOL
Like women don't flash boob for discounts and favours all the bloody time! lol
Flames"
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"I'm a in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!
why not???
Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses.
Rubbish. I know a plaster - no training, and SHE can wipe the floor with any 'trained' wall skimmer. Including me, who attended s period of trying. .
experience speaks volumes in the trade. "
Skimming is an art, in my trade you are shit out of luck without any training, can't touch a thing. My job is all about experience but along with that you need to be trained. You can't just rock up to a job as the big cheese unless you've had any training, without training you know diddly. I'm not necessarily talking about any formal quailifications...... I'm training a new mate, it's on the job training as it's the only real way to learn it and after a year or so he'll be doing some formal qualis and in 5 years he'll be able to be a lead engineer on a job, you gain experience as you go. |
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"I'm a in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!
why not???
Because to be a trades person you have to have served a period of training I did a four apprenticeship in Carpentry and Joinery. Horses for courses.
Rubbish. I know a plaster - no training, and SHE can wipe the floor with any 'trained' wall skimmer. Including me, who attended s period of trying. .
experience speaks volumes in the trade.
Skimming is an art, in my trade you are shit out of luck without any training, can't touch a thing. My job is all about experience but along with that you need to be trained. You can't just rock up to a job as the big cheese unless you've had any training, without training you know diddly. I'm not necessarily talking about any formal quailifications...... I'm training a new mate, it's on the job training as it's the only real way to learn it and after a year or so he'll be doing some formal qualis and in 5 years he'll be able to be a lead engineer on a job, you gain experience as you go."
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I have been seriously thinking about this, I am a plumber/carpenter, I can put my hand to most other trades. For example, Today I took out a fire suround and hearth.
Seeing that I am an older single guy, And ain't had any contact on here in a 2 year period that I have been a member, Got me thinking.
Would I travel up to Manchester, to a place that I have never visited, And stay over night with a couple that I did not know, Have an evening meal with them, Have some mmf adult fun with then. And in the morning, Tuck into a full english breakfast, Then I would be put to work for 8 or 9 hours, With no pay, And then in the evening, Again and More adult fun. mmmmmmmm persuade me |
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Hi peeps I had British Gas man came and sorted a year certificate and he was talking to normality and I asked if he wanted a drink and gave him the cold drink and he was asking personal things like who lives hear and I told him my fella and two boys and myself and he then asked me how long you been with yours fella and said 8 years and then he said you not bored lol I laughed and then he got his cock out saying he was soo horny and wanted me and I said huh my son is in the other room I was gob smacked what do you peeps I should of done??? |
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By *oby931Man
over a year ago
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Im a builder and have honestly never been in a situation where I could have had fun with a customer . I wouldn't do a job for sex but if I was working there and they wanted something extra done which was not too much bother I normally do it out of kindness . Still waiting for someone to give me a special reward lol |
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"Im a builder and have honestly never been in a situation where I could have had fun with a customer . I wouldn't do a job for sex but if I was working there and they wanted something extra done which was not too much bother I normally do it out of kindness . Still waiting for someone to give me a special reward lol"
Been there. I said no. It came out of nowhere too, she was very forward and very frank. I don't think it was the first time she's offered workmen that type of thing. |
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"I'm a semi retired plumber and carpenter with a little bit of spare time on my hands. Yeah I would cum in the trademans entrance if I could not get in the front door. You cannot be both a carpenter and a plumber!
why not??? "
No reason why you can't be both.
I'm a time served joiner (5 years apprenticeship) and was a Corgi registered gas installer and currently a qualified part P electrical inspector.
It's all about how much extra training you want to do! |
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"Wouldn't that almost be classed as prostituting yourself as a tradesman?
I'm a spark, and although I would do work for free/mates rates for someone I'm already playing with, I wouldn't give my own wage away for someone I've just met for a quick bj.
I would happily consider the tradesman fantasy without financial incentives though. Lol."
My other half is an heating engineer and Dutch. I'm expected to "go Dutch" on nights out. The thought of someone expecting him to be out of pocket for sexual favours makes me  |
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"I probably would, but I'd put the prices up first. This is what I do when someone immediately asks for a cash discount before they have the quote. Raise quote by 10%, knock it off again for a cash deal. Everyone wins haha. "
Two people might win and if the intention is to avoid paying either VAT or income tax the government is defrauded . I always assume that any tradesman prepared to defraud HMRC will also defraud me . I prefer to use tradesmen who are honest and put everything through the books .
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"The wife has 'negotiated' a few building jobs over the years for cash in hand and no VAT. "
I am not sure if committing tax fraud is something that I would be proud of . Honest taxpayers are subsidising these type of deals . I always assume that anyone prepared to defraud HMRC will also be prepared to defraud me . |
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" Two people might win and if the intention is to avoid paying either VAT or income tax the government is defrauded . I always assume that any tradesman prepared to defraud HMRC will also defraud me . I prefer to use tradesmen who are honest and put everything through the books ."
Good job it's only the builders, and not politicians or celebrities or the rich that defraud the HMRC and you.
:-/
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"Hi peeps I had British Gas man came and sorted a year certificate and he was talking to normality and I asked if he wanted a drink and gave him the cold drink and he was asking personal things like who lives hear and I told him my fella and two boys and myself and he then asked me how long you been with yours fella and said 8 years and then he said you not bored lol I laughed and then he got his cock out saying he was soo horny and wanted me and I said huh my son is in the other room I was gob smacked what do you peeps I should of done??? "
Yeah - That's beyond cheeky and basically probably a charge enough to get him fired at the very least!
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I must say, this thread makes me laugh in terms of some of the buzz kills, but also seems indicative of people's inability to read profiles as it does read threads.
a) Hotwife... Look it up as a scenario.
b) Discount, not free.
Let alone c) the "actually Bi" straight guy... lol
Or d and e... Fantasy and question!
lol
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"Is this a joke? X
How so?
That you are going to ask tradesman for a discount to have sex with your wife and yourself.....just think of you sitting with a painter with a pen and paper saying right walls painted for a blow job...doors done for full sex....walls plastered for anal x"
I'm a bathroom specialist . Tiler by trade.
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" Two people might win and if the intention is to avoid paying either VAT or income tax the government is defrauded . I always assume that any tradesman prepared to defraud HMRC will also defraud me . I prefer to use tradesmen who are honest and put everything through the books .
Good job it's only the builders, and not politicians or celebrities or the rich that defraud the HMRC and you.
:-/
#GoodieTwoShoes lol"
I think you will find tbat the schemes used by actors and politicians are legal and above board . Tax fraud is a crime , using legal schemes to reduce a tax liability is perfectly acceptable. |
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"So... Here's an interesting one, we may be moving house soon (all being well) and the new house is certainly a fixer upper...
Would tradesmen *actually* give a discount for sexual favours?
I'd certainly be happy to negotiate a hotwife discount
Or, if he's that way inclined, help a guy out
But is this more fantasy? Or is it reality?
Or is it merely a cheeky bonus for the tradie, than a discount for the customer?
Cheers
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(Who's mind drifted off elsewhere a bit too long last night whilst thinking about tradies and his hotwife...)"
I'm a plumber and gas fitter so I'm up for giving very big discounts mmmm |
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" I think you will find tbat the schemes used by actors and politicians are legal and above board . Tax fraud is a crime , using legal schemes to reduce a tax liability is perfectly acceptable. "
I think you'll find that Take That are of a differing tax scheme to what you perceive.
And Chris Moyles.
Need me to google some more corruption for illustration?
;-)
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If you are quality and skilled why would you even consider it as 'payment' or 'part payment'?! In fact even if you were shit!
Im sounding like a right miserable old fart, but it's cheeky, rude, disrespectful and frankly demoralising! |
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Did a job for a woman on her car around £500 of damage, repaired it for he took it back to her and she asked me to put it in the garage for her, she looked it over and said it was a fantastic job, with that she shut the garage door with us inside and said we can go out the back way. Following her out the back she turned grabed me and pushed me against the car and tried to kiss me, I moved away and asked her what she was doing and she said "I haven't got any money I thought I could pay you in kind over the next month or so" I told her that wont feed my kids I will give you a month to get the money together. She did pay in the end. |
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"Perhaps the OP should just consider pimping out the hot wife for real, thus negating the issue of a BJ for what work? Etc awful!"
Fairly sure that I just pointed out that people obviously need to be reminded about the hotwife scenario?
I'm no pimp lol
And Phoenix is no sex worker!
Nor is any work expected to be done for free... To reiterate. Again!
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"Perhaps the OP should just consider pimping out the hot wife for real, thus negating the issue of a BJ for what work? Etc awful!
Fairly sure that I just pointed out that people obviously need to be reminded about the hotwife scenario?
I'm no pimp lol
And Phoenix is no sex worker!
Nor is any work expected to be done for free... To reiterate. Again!
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Well i quite like the hotwife scenario so if you need any help |
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Had a few offers before I transitioned but most were not for payment .
I'm an electrician and handy woman and almost every job now the customer gets personal and wants to know what I've got in my knickers , who I sleep with ! It's like they think being Trans gives them the green light to be very personal .
The old adage of not mixing business and pleasure holds out , do the job get paid and if there's any fun it's a brucey bonus |
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