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What would you rather fight?
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over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses.
You have to. Your life is on the line"
I'd probably die then, I wouldn't want to live in a world where people think its ok to kick small horses and punch giant ducks. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses.
You have to. Your life is on the line
I'd probably die then, I wouldn't want to live in a world where people think its ok to kick small horses and punch giant ducks."
If it ever happens, i will apologise for this thread  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses.
You have to. Your life is on the line
I'd probably die then, I wouldn't want to live in a world where people think its ok to kick small horses and punch giant ducks.
If it ever happens, i will apologise for this thread "
It's probably better if you just apologise now and close the thread, I'm sure there are plenty of offended horses and ducks out there who'd love to respond, but paddles and hooves aren't really designed for using a keyboard. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I wouldn't want to fight either, I like both ducks and horses.
You have to. Your life is on the line
I'd probably die then, I wouldn't want to live in a world where people think its ok to kick small horses and punch giant ducks.
If it ever happens, i will apologise for this thread
It's probably better if you just apologise now and close the thread, I'm sure there are plenty of offended horses and ducks out there who'd love to respond, but paddles and hooves aren't really designed for using a keyboard."
for fuck sake |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.
Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out  "
One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?
At least you could kick the little horses away.
 important stuff this. Thanks OP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now that's just quackers. xxx
Can you remind me of your name, please? I'm just filling out this application form for your admission to the Correctional School of Terrible Punsters."
Don't tell me you didn't laugh. Xxx |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear "
Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well. |
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"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear
Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well. "
Waddle in fear just doesn't have quite the same ring to it though  |
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"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.
Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out
One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?
At least you could kick the little horses away.
important stuff this. Thanks OP."
I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear
Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well.
Waddle in fear just doesn't have quite the same ring to it though "
Who cares, you scared the evil bugger off. Collect cookies and paper hats from everyone - Hurrah! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.
Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out
One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?
At least you could kick the little horses away.
important stuff this. Thanks OP.
I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck "
Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing. |
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"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.
Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out
One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?
At least you could kick the little horses away.
important stuff this. Thanks OP.
I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck
Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing."
It's a giant bloody duck with eyes on the sides of its head. Of course it's going to notice me tying its waders together. There's a plethora of discreet (and discrete) guys on here, but I am not one of them. You're nearish me. I hope you're going to scrape up what's left of me and give me a proper burial with a duck-shaped tombstone and everything |
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"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear
Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well.
Waddle in fear just doesn't have quite the same ring to it though
Who cares, you scared the evil bugger off. Collect cookies and paper hats from everyone - Hurrah!"
somehow I think you've had more to drink than I have Hehehehe
If not then |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.
Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out
One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?
At least you could kick the little horses away.
important stuff this. Thanks OP.
I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck
Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing.
It's a giant bloody duck with eyes on the sides of its head. Of course it's going to notice me tying its waders together. There's a plethora of discreet (and discrete) guys on here, but I am not one of them. You're nearish me. I hope you're going to scrape up what's left of me and give me a proper burial with a duck-shaped tombstone and everything "
Of, bloody course, I will. Any other requests? |
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"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.
Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out
One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?
At least you could kick the little horses away.
important stuff this. Thanks OP.
I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck
Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing.
It's a giant bloody duck with eyes on the sides of its head. Of course it's going to notice me tying its waders together. There's a plethora of discreet (and discrete) guys on here, but I am not one of them. You're nearish me. I hope you're going to scrape up what's left of me and give me a proper burial with a duck-shaped tombstone and everything
Of, bloody course, I will. Any other requests?"
Yes, get rid of this huge quacker and also pretend I don't have a beard |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I reckon I'd take the horse sized duck .... And after whipping out the jar of plum sauce he'd run in fear
Waddle. Ducks don't manage the whole running thing very well.
Waddle in fear just doesn't have quite the same ring to it though
Who cares, you scared the evil bugger off. Collect cookies and paper hats from everyone - Hurrah!
somehow I think you've had more to drink than I have Hehehehe
If not then "
Sober as, but if a thread comes along that suits your skill, experience and knowledge set....You have to help out surely? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.
Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out
One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?
At least you could kick the little horses away.
important stuff this. Thanks OP.
I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck
Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing.
It's a giant bloody duck with eyes on the sides of its head. Of course it's going to notice me tying its waders together. There's a plethora of discreet (and discrete) guys on here, but I am not one of them. You're nearish me. I hope you're going to scrape up what's left of me and give me a proper burial with a duck-shaped tombstone and everything
Of, bloody course, I will. Any other requests?
Yes, get rid of this huge quacker and also pretend I don't have a beard "
Ah, the beard. It's just too itchy, scratchy and pirate like - apparently.  |
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"Then several duck(mallard) sized horses.
Yeah , a horse sized duck would freak me out
One peck and you would buggered. Or what if it took off and dive bombed you, or shat on your head?
At least you could kick the little horses away.
important stuff this. Thanks OP.
I would imagine being shat on by a horse-sized duck, assuming a direct hit to the noggin, would break your neck
Then don't let the giant duck hybrid take off in the first place. Try tying its giant webbed feet together without it noticing.
It's a giant bloody duck with eyes on the sides of its head. Of course it's going to notice me tying its waders together. There's a plethora of discreet (and discrete) guys on here, but I am not one of them. You're nearish me. I hope you're going to scrape up what's left of me and give me a proper burial with a duck-shaped tombstone and everything
Of, bloody course, I will. Any other requests?
Yes, get rid of this huge quacker and also pretend I don't have a beard
Ah, the beard. It's just too itchy, scratchy and pirate like - apparently. "
Such slander from the follicly-challenged |
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