We live near the sea. With older kids at home it is hard to get any privacy. We found a quiet beach and have enjoyed a few nights going down to the beach at night, having a little fire and a bbq, watching the stars.
We went down to the beach quite late last night but as we parked up someone drove in behind us. A bloke got out of the car and walked up towards us. He asked us whether the sea was in because he fancied going fishing. We told him we hadn't looked yet so he asked us what we were doing out so late. We said we were going for a walk which he clearly didn't believe. He said that the area was known for dogging which surprised us as we hadn't seen anything like that going on.
He wandered up to the beach, 5-10 mins later he was back going on about dogging again. We said it wasn't our kind of thing. He then said we were lying as the back seats were down (they weren't). He carried on for about 5 mins then drove off.
Wtf. Even if we were doggers surely denying it and showing no interest in him would be a big enough hint to fuck off? Did he think that if he bugged us enough I would suddenly change my mind and be up for it? Surely the brush off would mean we either weren't doggers or that I found him unattractive and was trying to be polite?
It was hard to relax after that as I was worried about him coming back.
It was a bizarre night. Any ideas how to get rid of people like this without actually telling him to fuck off? |
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I guess being outright rude doesn't come naturally to us. We are going to have to learn though I guess. 
I doubt his approach works, it freaked me out to be honest. It was extra creepy as we were in the dark in the middle of nowhere.
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I don't think he was a local (the nearest houses are extremely expensive and he really didn't seem the type).
He also was talking about the nearby woods being full of men suckling each others cocks. It made me wonder which one of us he was interested in 
He was bloody creepy though. We have been to quite a few clubs and have never had any issues like this. |
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"I guess being outright rude doesn't come naturally to us. We are going to have to learn though I guess.
I doubt his approach works, it freaked me out to be honest. It was extra creepy as we were in the dark in the middle of nowhere.
(Mrs) "
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"We live near the sea. With older kids at home it is hard to get any privacy. We found a quiet beach and have enjoyed a few nights going down to the beach at night, having a little fire and a bbq, watching the stars.
We went down to the beach quite late last night but as we parked up someone drove in behind us. A bloke got out of the car and walked up towards us. He asked us whether the sea was in because he fancied going fishing. We told him we hadn't looked yet so he asked us what we were doing out so late. We said we were going for a walk which he clearly didn't believe. He said that the area was known for dogging which surprised us as we hadn't seen anything like that going on.
He wandered up to the beach, 5-10 mins later he was back going on about dogging again. We said it wasn't our kind of thing. He then said we were lying as the back seats were down (they weren't). He carried on for about 5 mins then drove off.
Wtf. Even if we were doggers surely denying it and showing no interest in him would be a big enough hint to fuck off? Did he think that if he bugged us enough I would suddenly change my mind and be up for it? Surely the brush off would mean we either weren't doggers or that I found him unattractive and was trying to be polite?
It was hard to relax after that as I was worried about him coming back.
It was a bizarre night. Any ideas how to get rid of people like this without actually telling him to fuck off?"
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"Also none of the local residents would be seen dead in the banger he was driving. "
Snobbery amongst swingers out at night on a notorious doggin spot, well I never....... To be fair tho if it is a know doggin spot then local people would be well aware of that...... Could have been worse I guess , you could have turned around to see an errect penis at the window and the distorted face of a man jerkin his gerkin in the dark whilst trying to peer through the possible misted glass  |
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There is a area further down the beach that is known for naughtiness in the sand dunes although it is apparently more man on man than anything else. The area we were in was well away from that and we haven't seen anyone there before. We wouldn't go to a well known dogging spot when we wanted to be on our own.
I'm not being snobby about the car, just pointing out that the old Ford he was driving wouldn't be at home on the drive of the million pound plus houses close to the beach (we don't live in one of them unfortunately and our car wouldn't be at home on one of their drives either). |
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"There is a area further down the beach that is known for naughtiness in the sand dunes although it is apparently more man on man than anything else. The area we were in was well away from that and we haven't seen anyone there before. We wouldn't go to a well known dogging spot when we wanted to be on our own.
I'm not being snobby about the car, just pointing out that the old Ford he was driving wouldn't be at home on the drive of the million pound plus houses close to the beach (we don't live in one of them unfortunately and our car wouldn't be at home on one of their drives either)."
Ahhhh but maybe they don't want to get sand in there every day tail pipes so have a specific doggin only car....... Either way I never really judge a book by it's cover me, or a person by the car that they drive, or house they may live in. Some of the nicest people I have ever met have not a pot to piss in but would go out of there way to do any one a good turn...... Some of your million pound house types tho are not very nice people at all.....
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. Having said that tho I did once by that Zoo magazine and was not at all impressed as there were no animals in it..... In a parralel universe some were I am sure there must be a magizine called tits n ass that is full of photos of lions and monkeys |
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"There is a area further down the beach that is known for naughtiness in the sand dunes although it is apparently more man on man than anything else."
Imagine getting sand up your ass  |
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"There is a area further down the beach that is known for naughtiness in the sand dunes although it is apparently more man on man than anything else. The area we were in was well away from that and we haven't seen anyone there before. We wouldn't go to a well known dogging spot when we wanted to be on our own.
I'm not being snobby about the car, just pointing out that the old Ford he was driving wouldn't be at home on the drive of the million pound plus houses close to the beach (we don't live in one of them unfortunately and our car wouldn't be at home on one of their drives either).
Ahhhh but maybe they don't want to get sand in there every day tail pipes so have a specific doggin only car....... Either way I never really judge a book by it's cover me, or a person by the car that they drive, or house they may live in. Some of the nicest people I have ever met have not a pot to piss in but would go out of there way to do any one a good turn...... Some of your million pound house types tho are not very nice people at all.....
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. Having said that tho I did once by that Zoo magazine and was not at all impressed as there were no animals in it..... In a parralel universe some were I am sure there must be a magizine called tits n ass that is full of photos of lions and monkeys"
It's actually called 'pussy and ass' and full of donkeys and range of big cats |
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Look, that sounds really bad. I'd have been pissed off and freaked out by them too as would any of us.
Relax and have a laugh to get over it with one of my all-time favourite songs:
https://youtu.be/MXzaVOk_Ydk
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We're doggers
One Sunday afternoon were out at a local dogging spot just reading the papers ! And some fat old guy came out the woods walked up to his car and smacked his cock against the window !!!
We both looked at each other and brust out laughing ??
But Mrs Fanta favourite saying is fuck off and wank over there you perv
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Id tell him that now the fishing penaltys and EU laws are nearly faded out since brexit he can now return to pulling in his favourite catch for his family and singing sea shantys. poor fella.  |
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"This area is serious money and God's waiting room. He really didn't seem the type. I could be wrong but I seriously doubt it. "
Next time go along Bracklesham Bay and have a bbq there. |
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