Just thinking about some of the shouts I've heard during sex... The religious one..... Oh God Oh God..... The sweater. ... Ya dirty Ba $yard !! Any to add?
I lose the ability to curse. The following phrases have been known to be uttered when I fail to disable my inner Enid Blyton:
Golly Gosh
Crikey
Fiddlesticks
And my personal favourite, which had Number One Chap and I in fits of giggles.
Fudgecakes.
It's a skill!