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The perfect profile
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Factual, have public pics, veris by meet & not come across cocky 
One out of three isn't bad 
Coming across cocky? Lol"
Lol i mean like the: oh look at me im perfect or unrealistic expectations for meets kinda profiles |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the perfect profile should
Go !!"
... Should give the reader a clear indication of what the profile holder currently looks like (with face pics available on request or shown), of what they want, what they offer in return, and what kind of personality they have - ie funny, intellectual, down-to-earth etc! Xx |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the perfect profile should
Go !!
... Should give the reader a clear indication of what the profile holder currently looks like (with face pics available on request or shown), of what they want, what they offer in return, and what kind of personality they have - ie funny, intellectual, down-to-earth etc! Xx"
I likes yours Peachy luv |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Is there such a thing tho....... And do gen hasdle free FF profiles really exist , and are wanting to meet single lads like me?..... I almost found one once but then slipped on some rocking horse shit and twisted mi kankle |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Be everything I didn't even realise was wonderful. With pictures that somehow manage to entice, yet show what shape someone is in. Plus offer cookies and wine. X  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Should have upto date photos of thighs, arse, abs, suits & belts on it accompanied by a wee bit of blurb
And tiny shorts  "
Happy shorts are confined to private viewing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The perfect profile is the one that achieves what the profile holder wishes it to achieve. Hence it is as changeable and diverse as the population of this funny little world we call Planet Fab. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the perfect profile should
Go !!"
Achieve what the owner set out to achieve, while at the same time providing amusement for profile readers, even if they are not in your target demographic. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium  "
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait "
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the perfect profile should
Go !!
... Should give the reader a clear indication of what the profile holder currently looks like (with face pics available on request or shown), of what they want, what they offer in return, and what kind of personality they have - ie funny, intellectual, down-to-earth etc! Xx
I likes yours Peachy luv "
Thanks lovely! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane "
And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane "
So despite the regional variance, we can agree that it's not the quality of the profile that is important, it's the baked goods logistics that gets you laid |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane
And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once? "
Obviously |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane
And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once? "
Nope, you have to choose |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane
And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?
Nope, you have to choose "
In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.
On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane
And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?
Nope, you have to choose
In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.
On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge. "
Meh, ain't nobody worth that effort |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane
And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?
Nope, you have to choose "
I'll meet you first - have my toastie - work it off in the nicest way imaginable - and then visit artificialname for toastie número deux with cake - and we can put the world to rights!
My propensity for toastie eating is considerable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane
And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?
Nope, you have to choose
In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.
On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge.
Meh, ain't nobody worth that effort "
I sure as hell am!! (Is there a trumpet blowing emoji? ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane
And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?
Nope, you have to choose
In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.
On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge.
Meh, ain't nobody worth that effort
I sure as hell am!! (Is there a trumpet blowing emoji? ) "
I'll agree to disagree |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One must offer a ham and cheese toastie to reach the perfect equilibrium
Interesting observation, personally I have found Victoria sponge, and chocolate hobnobs to be superior pussy bait
I must disagree, the amount of women I have to turn down because I'm running out of toast bread is insane
And what about the greedy sods like me who want a toastie AND cake? Do we have to meet you both at once?
Nope, you have to choose
In view of the lack of cooperation required to satisfy the ladies of fab, I shall embark on a period of extensive training.
On my return I shall be fully trained in the art of both toasted ham and cheese sandwiches, and Victoria sponge.
Meh, ain't nobody worth that effort
I sure as hell am!! (Is there a trumpet blowing emoji? )
I'll agree to disagree "
Yeah you could be right!
I'm frigid - I hide it incredibly well! X |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"the perfect profile should
Go !!
Should be quite easy to construct but unfortunately does not exist..
Otherwise everybody would be making them "
I'm just guessing but I'm maybe also thinking the perfect profile would get all the attention ? |
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By *lowhands7Man
over a year ago
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"Perfect is as perfect does, one persons perfect could be the next persons nightmare it's all in the eye,mind and preference of the people looking Mrs blue eyes "
Couldn't agree more. One thing that bugs me are people who seeming have a high opinion if themselves demanding a face pic despite not having any pics if themselves. It's a two (or more) way thing right?! |
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