After many years of fun and intimate friendship, my 3 vibrators have now all given up on me.
Reliable Mr Rabbit was the last to say 'Enough'
RIP silver bullet, pink rabbit and purple ribbed. I'll never forget you (sheds a tear)
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"After many years of fun and intimate friendship, my 3 vibrators have now all given up on me.
Reliable Mr Rabbit was the last to say 'Enough'
RIP silver bullet, pink rabbit and purple ribbed. I'll never forget you (sheds a tear)
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Is there a cemetery where they get buried?
Who will say the last rites?
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"Go down to your local Ann summers shelter.
Won't feel the same but will fill the empty void "
If you go to th Ann summers shop - they actually have a collection charity box - the money goes to a rest home for knackered dildos - so they have dignity in their old age |
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"After many years of fun and intimate friendship, my 3 vibrators have now all given up on me.
Reliable Mr Rabbit was the last to say 'Enough'
RIP silver bullet, pink rabbit and purple ribbed. I'll never forget you (sheds a tear)
" im gob smacked you wore three out hopfully you will give another three a good home and have many happy years with them xx |
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By *uzy444Woman
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"After many years of fun and intimate friendship, my 3 vibrators have now all given up on me.
Reliable Mr Rabbit was the last to say 'Enough'
RIP silver bullet, pink rabbit and purple ribbed. I'll never forget you (sheds a tear)
" made me chuckle...thankyou xx |
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