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"I have a mattress in my van...."

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!!

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By *andi_shopWoman  over a year ago

rotherham

How could you turn that down!!

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

You sprung that on us

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

Better than the back seat of a coach I was offered

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By *urvymamaWoman  over a year ago

Doncaster

I think it's quite gentry of him to put a mattress down just for you the floor of the van would be very incomfatable without it

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By *uxom redCouple  over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Is it a vw that's been converted?

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By *ogue78Man  over a year ago

Edinburgh

did it have free WiFi too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Is it a vw that's been converted? "
I never thought to ask funnily enough! Just imagined a stained and grotty old mattress haha x

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman  over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Enjoy yourself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol Sounds like you're so excited by his offer you're ready to go to sleep. He might be onto something

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Is it a Silient Night

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By *ustfortonightMan  over a year ago

Kent

Don't bother with any of that...

Can I tempt you to join me in this sleeping bag I found in a skip?

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By *uited staffs guyMan  over a year ago

staffordshire


"Is it a vw that's been converted? I never thought to ask funnily enough! Just imagined a stained and grotty old mattress haha x"

Would you have reconsidered if he'd had a new comfy memory foam one?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I expect he had also laid on flowers, chocs and bubbly!!

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By *layfulserfMan  over a year ago

Northolt

probably uses fitted sheets Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Must be better than not having a mattress in your van, surely?

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

Wonder if it's a memoryfoam?

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

You don't sound very grateful

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I know a guy had a van kitted out with mattress, satin sheets, lighting, dvd player, the heap. Was regular at dogging spots

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By *osieWoman  over a year ago

Wembley

That is nuffing

"hotel booked near Timbuktu; F or MF"

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Isn't that what Buffalo Bill said?

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By *dsindyTV/TS  over a year ago

East Lancashire

Wonder if he keeps his tools underneath it?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

An isolated spot in the common as competition? Ha

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"How could you turn that down!! "

If you like that kind of thing, I'm local(ish) to you and can stuff a mattress in the back of my car

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Such a timewaster OP

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

So what? I've got one in my cell.

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By *ty31Man  over a year ago

NW London

Pah! Amateur! When I had a van I kept a blow up sofa in the back cos I'm really considerate n classy

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago

I believe there was mention of parking at the local industrial estate. Looks like Cinders is going to the ball! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got a mattress in my private jet.

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By *lashheartMan  over a year ago

shrewsbury


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

Wasn't me! Mines campered up

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london


"Is it a vw that's been converted? I never thought to ask funnily enough! Just imagined a stained and grotty old mattress haha x

Would you have reconsidered if he'd had a new comfy memory foam one? "

I had a memory foam one. Had to reprogram it every time we got a new au pair.

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By *uby0000Woman  over a year ago

hertfordshire

we had a single bed in our car yesterday move it in my daughters house next week

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

Another Reason I'm Glad I'm Engaged now and Hidden My Profile No More Disbursing Messages!!!!!!. .

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By *ohnaronMan  over a year ago

london

I got a Silent Night but she still didn't fkin shut up.

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By *an_WoodMan  over a year ago

Stafford


"I believe there was mention of parking at the local industrial estate. Looks like Cinders is going to the ball! x"

Spoiling you rotten

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"I believe there was mention of parking at the local industrial estate. Looks like Cinders is going to the ball! x

Spoiling you rotten "

Haha, I'm a lucky girl x

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By *andsonjohnMan  over a year ago

in the eye of the storm


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

So he's homeless living out of his van the mattress should be the least of your worries I'd be more concerned with his personal hygiene levels as he's sleeping rough .

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

i have a lovely mattress on my bed

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By *atie ShayTV/TS  over a year ago

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Classy!

I was offered the cab of a truck this week... just what I want a sweaty overweight trucky that probably hasn't washed for a week

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By *eliz NelsonMan  over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

I have a couple of cushions in the back of my mini cooper!

Looking for a yoga fanatic!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Some people are never satisfied

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By *IZZLERSCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Does it include breakfast

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By *evaquitCouple  over a year ago

Catthorpe

Ha!

Reminds me (him) when I was younger, me and our buddies when we passed our driving test bought MG Metros whilst one of them bought a van and stuck a mattress in it, we peed ourselves when we saw it. Always had a lady friend in the passenger seat did he.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*starts dragging mattress out of his van*

one day ash, one day

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By *uited staffs guyMan  over a year ago

staffordshire


"Does it include breakfast "

Possibly a cappuccino but I'm not sure she he has any milk in the van

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By *LCCCouple  over a year ago

Cambridge

And who says romance is dead?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have a van, but no mattress.

It is dirty and dusty and I carry tools in it.

But even so, I have entertained a couple and several ladies in it.

To be fair, I did give the floor a sweep out and they did bring a blanket.

But I think some of the appeal was that it was what it was...a work van.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

He might work in a bed shop.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Classy!

I was offered the cab of a truck this week... just what I want a sweaty overweight trucky that probably hasn't washed for a week "

They can stop and shower you know.

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"I believe there was mention of parking at the local industrial estate. Looks like Cinders is going to the ball! x"

Was it the van parked next to the all night kebab van incase you got peckish?

Humping to the rythmic sound of a Honda generator, who said romance is dead

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By *IZZLERSCouple  over a year ago

Halifax


"Does it include breakfast

Possibly a cappuccino but I'm not sure she he has any milk in the van "

Will it be instant

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By *BWcpl49Couple  over a year ago

Reading


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

OMG !! that almost made me spit my tea everywhere hahahaha almost myself a bit

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By *BWcpl49Couple  over a year ago

Reading


"I have a couple of cushions in the back of my mini cooper!

Looking for a yoga fanatic!! "

stop it everyone or I'm going to have to go and buy some Tena ladies lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Surely that is not too far removed from: "I have some duct tape and a roll of carpet in the back of my van..."

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By *estmidscoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands

Well with V festival coming to town tomorrow there'll be plenty of offers like that, tents/mattresses/the good old air bed!

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By *issy louWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

I was offered that too! He seriously thought that meant he could 'accommodate'!!!

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By *estmidscoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!!

I was offered that too! He seriously thought that meant he could 'accommodate'!!! "

well technically he could argue that lol we had a fab 3some in a camper van, cramped but kind of added to the appeal

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By *issBiWoman  over a year ago

Bournemouth

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By *issBiWoman  over a year ago

Bournemouth

Is it a 'bring your own play sheet party'

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By *IZZLERSCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Will there be a glitter ball to add to the romance

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"Well with V festival coming to town tomorrow there'll be plenty of offers like that, tents/mattresses/the good old air bed! "

There was a pretty fit ladies status a week or so ago asking who's going as she had room in her tent..

S

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Actually I find this an incredible turn on. I've been fucked by workmen in the back of their vans several times and some had a mattress and one even had a quilt so we could snuggle up and he could fuck me a few times over a few hours. I love it. It's just so naughty!

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By *mmmMaybeCouple  over a year ago

West Wales


"Will there be a glitter ball to add to the romance "

& the 5am coughing & farting morning chorus as all the overnight kebab eating truckies awaken.

S

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By *estmidscoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Well with V festival coming to town tomorrow there'll be plenty of offers like that, tents/mattresses/the good old air bed!

There was a pretty fit ladies status a week or so ago asking who's going as she had room in her tent..

S"

We shall keep an eye out for this!!!

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By *kpartystartersCouple  over a year ago

Chester

It's one up from kittens and sweets.

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By *ilthy gentleman 4425Man  over a year ago

PONTEFRACT

on route, lmao oh by the way its a sleepeezee mattress lol x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Classy!

A generalisation. A lot of lorry drivers are ex forces and know how to keep clean and heathy on the road

I was offered the cab of a truck this week... just what I want a sweaty overweight trucky that probably hasn't washed for a week "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Think yourself lucky, I've got a length of rope and a shovel in the back of mine

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By *issy louWoman  over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!!

I was offered that too! He seriously thought that meant he could 'accommodate'!!! well technically he could argue that lol we had a fab 3some in a camper van, cramped but kind of added to the appeal "

Oh, we weren't talking camper, we were talking transit! Lol

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By *estmidscoupleCouple  over a year ago

West Midlands


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!!

I was offered that too! He seriously thought that meant he could 'accommodate'!!! well technically he could argue that lol we had a fab 3some in a camper van, cramped but kind of added to the appeal

Oh, we weren't talking camper, we were talking transit! Lol "

LOL luxury! Bit more room in a transit too

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By *IZZLERSCouple  over a year ago

Halifax

Will there be a power supply?

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

I have allsorts in mine

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "
pull up on a beach get the bbq out make a night of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP     over a year ago


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! pull up on a beach get the bbq out make a night of it "
That actually puts quite a nice spin on it Or maybe after the van offer, anything else seems like romance now! x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

That's a decent offer. I know someone who was offered a night out dogging in a hearse !!! I told her she should of asked if there would be 2 stiffs available

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Maybe some poles also ideally for tieing

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By *aucy3Couple  over a year ago

glasgow


"Oh really? Do you?? Come pick me up at once!!! "

Oh shit!!!I knew I should have put that mattress in the van.

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