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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I met someone once who said he only showered every few days and that day was not one of then he stank and he was a school teacher  "
and he should have know better .... some say body smell un -clean should turn people on it turns me right off .... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"well thats just disgusting that he didn't wash it there. Imagine what his arse smells like too.... yak"
and with hair too down there oooooo i was going to eat but now ..... its put me off , lolol  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"we had a meet last night with a guy who never washed under the skin of his cock.we do men do that?"
never? did you actually sit and discuss this sunject and he confessed to you he never washed his cock?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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mods we really need a edit button on the threads so people like me who cant spell can go and rectify typos lol"
we can its called pre_iew Message ,, lol but i never do i know i should as my spelling is bad too xx  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know you can't always tell at a glance, but one of the reasons I do insist on a social meet is you can get a rough idea about someone's personal hygiene.
If they have dirty nails, greasy hair, have a smell of bo...likelihood their Johnson isn't familiar with water and shower gel! As I also like anal play - well...doesn't bear thinking about what the state of their crack will be like! |
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"I know you can't always tell at a glance, but one of the reasons I do insist on a social meet is you can get a rough idea about someone's personal hygiene.
If they have dirty nails, greasy hair, have a smell of bo...likelihood their Johnson isn't familiar with water and shower gel! As I also like anal play - well...doesn't bear thinking about what the state of their crack will be like! "
I know! What an earth do these people think the loo brush is for!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Scuzzy,dirty fooker!
All it shows is that he has bugger all respect for those he meets and definately none for himself.
We'd have been falling over each other to boot his stinking arse out of the door!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Being clean for a meet is a mark of respect.
I beleive it is the least us guys can do.
Should be clean all the time "
Agreed, should be second nature...shouldn't have a meet to think about breaking out the Imperial Leather! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Going to go fetch a bucket and throw up now.....
Personal hygiene is my number one thing, I have to be clean (one of those people that washes their hands every 5 minutes, uses tissue to open doors in public etc etc).
The story of the bloke not washing his cock is gross! He'll get knob rot if he's not careful! |
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This is one of these threads that turn your stomach but you still keep reading. The cost of a bar of soap, btl of shower gel is less than £1 so there is no excuse for anyone to be sticking of B.O and unclean body parts, and to the OP you where just right to throw him out x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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i have heard lotsa stories about these situations, and i am still shocked that it happens. although, i hope you told him why he was being thrown out, otherwise it is only going to happen to another couple :o if he was told, at least ur giving him the chance to sort himself out however, it is also a major turn off for men when the females aint exactly fussy about their hygiene  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I cant fathom why someone would go to the trouble of arranging a meet, then turning up 'unprepared' like that!?
Jeez, there cant really be any excuse for it can there, I wouldnt dare |
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Uuuuuuuuugh!
I've heard many men say they only wash, shower, or bath several days a week and in between nothing apart from deodorise. This has always surprised me, not only from the point of _iew of hygiene but also for the fact that it must feel 'uncomfortable'?
I wash at least twice a day, especially all the intimate bits, and it's something I've done since I was a child. Otherwise I just feel sticky and horrible and unable to face the world. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"At least he wasn't accommodating.... Cause if his cock was like that... Oh just imagine his bed.
See even a positive can be found on a cheesy cock thread "
lol hate to think |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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theres a load of smelly peeps around innit lol
i know this is going off this thread a bit
i go to the IT suite in the local public library in the town centre where i live
and theres a woman and her two daughters that come into the library every day
and blimey they stink the room out with b.o, pee - you name it !!
i shower and deodorise and put clean clothes on every day
i go there to use the IT facilities and the unfortunate thing is - i gotta sit on one of the seats that one of these smelly people have been sitting on
it stays on the seats linguring - so when i get up from the seat - ive got their f.cking smell on my nice clean clothes
being dirty should be made illegal lol
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Had one meet with a guy was smooth shaven but had wat looked like a yard brush sticking out his arse (yuk) told him to dress and leave. keeping tidy is a must in swinging dont u think."
This LITERALLY made me laugh out loud (as well as grossing me out). Some forumites should be writers!
To the OP - well done for throwing the guy out. What a disrespectful toss-pot he was!
And finally - I'm enjoying seeing Scottish expressions which remind me of 'home' ... ie Boak, and clatty ... made me smile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Just an aside ... OP - you may want to check the details on your profile as you appear to have made an error on the age of the male. Just thought I'd mention it so you don't get some irate prat picking you up on it x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me too circumcised yippy 
That's why I prefer a circumcised cock: literally no nasty surprises!
I love circumcised cock I do...but then I am biased as the OH has a yummy one "
do you know i have never come across one ......... all my times swinging not had loads of men but never circumcised ... its on my list here now xx |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"me too circumcised yippy
That's why I prefer a circumcised cock: literally no nasty surprises!
I love circumcised cock I do...but then I am biased as the OH has a yummy one do you know i have never come across one ......... all my times swinging not had loads of men but never circumcised ... its on my list here now xx"
It is odd, as a lot of people say that, but the first three meets we had they were all cut...maybe I can sniff em out |
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"we had a meet last night with a guy who never washed under the skin of his cock.we do men do that?"
I have been trying to put off asking but it's gpot the better of me.... how do you know he never washed under the skin? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"me too circumcised yippy
That's why I prefer a circumcised cock: literally no nasty surprises!
I love circumcised cock I do...but then I am biased as the OH has a yummy one do you know i have never come across one ......... all my times swinging not had loads of men but never circumcised ... its on my list here now xx
It is odd, as a lot of people say that, but the first three meets we had they were all cut...maybe I can sniff em out"
Most of my meets were circumsised too; it got to the point when I did meet an uncut one I was surprised! |
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By *ugby 123Couple
over a year ago
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"we had a meet last night with a guy who never washed under the skin of his cock.we do men do that?
I have been trying to put off asking but it's gpot the better of me.... how do you know he never washed under the skin?"
Damn, I was hoping someone wouldn't ask and now I hope they don't answer. |
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"we had a meet last night with a guy who never washed under the skin of his cock.we do men do that?
I have been trying to put off asking but it's gpot the better of me.... how do you know he never washed under the skin?
Damn, I was hoping someone wouldn't ask and now I hope they don't answer. "
I'm guessing the smell of 4 week old bree gave it away. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Yeah but how close was the nose before the smell hit !
It was the canary hitting the deck when his car pulled up that was the first sign..."
**Giggles**...blimey, you guys, just recovered from View's comment! |
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By *iewMan
over a year ago
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"its not just men ive met a woman like that her fanny look like it had not been clean for weeks"
why... was there the first few shoots of her summer flowers starting to come thro... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The OP might have met one of my ex-boyfriends (from years ago, in vanilla-land). Don't let your minds think about it too closely, but he literally couldn't wash under his foreskin, as his foreskin was too tight to retract.
I politely explained that he needed to be circumcised - well even at age 20 I had 'met' more cocks than he had! However, he said he was fine. Odd, but the fact that he was in agony for 3 days, after each time we had sex, didn't give him a clue that something was wrong!
When he started asking me for oral and bareback, I was more blunt - "no, and see the doctor about circumsision or you're dumped".
He still chose "dumped" (am I allowed to say 'his loss'? LOL)
So guys, if you have trouble retracting your foreskin for cleaning purposes, seek medical advice. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its not just men ive met a woman like that her fanny look like it had not been clean for weeks"
Thats is just as BAD and she need spanking. theres no need in this day and age ... we are not in Roman or victorin times .. its 2011 everyone has hot water showers and baths .... not need for people to be dirty .... I feel sorry for this couple meeting this man , What a let down to have this.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"its not just men ive met a woman like that her fanny look like it had not been clean for weeks
why... was there the first few shoots of her summer flowers starting to come thro..."
VIEW XXX lol xx you make me smile ..... thankyou xx |
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