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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So I can't sleep....thought I would set the ball rolling with embarrassing sexual moments, so here goes...
So I met a rather gorgeous guy in a hotel room and all was going very well indeed until we started doing it doggie style. He was going hell for leather and all of a sudden he basically slammed his withdrawn cock on my butt cheek. He rolled over immediately in agony and was clutching at his cock for at least 10 minutes. Thought he had broken it. He hobbled into the toilet whilst I got dressed. He came out and we said our goodbyes whilst he was wincing in pain. I messaged when I got home to ask him how he was...he didn't reply!!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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hope he's still alive 
think mine is when i was lied face down and was being fucked and when we finished i farted, not a fanny fart but a real one.
luckily we both laughed and it didn't smell. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"hope he's still alive
think mine is when i was lied face down and was being fucked and when we finished i farted, not a fanny fart but a real one.
luckily we both laughed and it didn't smell."
Haha well when nature calls!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Fucking a women very hard and my banjo string tore I was in agony horrible has happened a few times now.
I had a friend who went to the hospital I just t as ken a shit load of pain killers lol.
Or my Gradma knocking on my bedroom door when I lived her asking if we wanted cookies and milk lol that was funny at the time my girlfriend had covered my cock in chocolate button yogurt and cream trying to talk was very hard no pun intended. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Fucking a women very hard and my banjo string tore I was in agony horrible has happened a few times now.
I had a friend who went to the hospital I just t as ken a shit load of pain killers lol.
Or my Gradma knocking on my bedroom door when I lived her asking if we wanted cookies and milk lol that was funny at the time my girlfriend had covered my cock in chocolate button yogurt and cream trying to talk was very hard no pun intended."
Even I crossed my legs...ouch!!! |
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"hope he's still alive
think mine is when i was lied face down and was being fucked and when we finished i farted, not a fanny fart but a real one.
luckily we both laughed and it didn't smell."
This is one of my fears! Esp as I giggle like mad when anyone farts  (so I've not grown up in that aspect and make no apologies  ) |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"hope he's still alive
think mine is when i was lied face down and was being fucked and when we finished i farted, not a fanny fart but a real one.
luckily we both laughed and it didn't smell.
This is one of my fears! Esp as I giggle like mad when anyone farts (so I've not grown up in that aspect and make no apologies )"
I laugh when people even say fact haha. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"haha we're all kids still.
i have no idea why farts are funny either?"
Need advice best from women
do women like chasing or being chased the below happened last night at work now what do I do next week.
1 wait to see her give my number
2 get hers then give mine
3 when she gives hers text her
4 something one of you people suggest
I was working in a night club on Saturday and a bloke went past and farted real loud I was talking to women we were getting on when he farted we both looked and started laughing not ideal in my job lol.
she was a bit older then I but she wanted my number my mobile died earlier and not knowing my own number of the top of my head I said what is yours but her mobile was at home so she said I am back in next week.
So she walked off with her friend so i thought she was just saying that.
But at the end of the night I thought well I won't see her again and a tap on my shoulder she says I am not going with a kiss so I kiss her and it was fantastic.
She walks away and says you will get more next week so I said can we fast forward a week now all I have thought about the past day is this kiss.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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you don't nee any advice, hopefuly she'll turn up next week and carry on doing what you were already doing.
write your number down and it keep it in your wallet so it's handy. if you have a top up card your number will be on that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you don't nee any advice, hopefuly she'll turn up next week and carry on doing what you were already doing.
write your number down and it keep it in your wallet so it's handy. if you have a top up card your number will be on that."
I can find it easily just don't know of head lol so should I wait for her to give hers first?. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"you don't nee any advice, hopefuly she'll turn up next week and carry on doing what you were already doing.
write your number down and it keep it in your wallet so it's handy. if you have a top up card your number will be on that.
I can find it easily just don't know of head lol so should I wait for her to give hers first?."
write it down anyway ready to give it to her.
next time you see her ask her if she came back for this, then hand her your number. if she looks happy to see you do that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The first time I met my FWB he clapped off a thunderous fart in my bed after sex, he said pardon me. He then proceeded to explain to me how a vasectomy is performed. XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"haha we're all kids still.
i have no idea why farts are funny either?
Need advice best from women
do women like chasing or being chased the below happened last night at work now what do I do next week.
1 wait to see her give my number
2 get hers then give mine
3 when she gives hers text her
4 something one of you people suggest
I was working in a night club on Saturday and a bloke went past and farted real loud I was talking to women we were getting on when he farted we both looked and started laughing not ideal in my job lol.
she was a bit older then I but she wanted my number my mobile died earlier and not knowing my own number of the top of my head I said what is yours but her mobile was at home so she said I am back in next week.
So she walked off with her friend so i thought she was just saying that.
But at the end of the night I thought well I won't see her again and a tap on my shoulder she says I am not going with a kiss so I kiss her and it was fantastic.
She walks away and says you will get more next week so I said can we fast forward a week now all I have thought about the past day is this kiss.
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Give her your number, then wait see what happens XXX |
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By (user no longer on site)
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After playing Sunday morning football and then a skinful in the pub . I had dinner round the nuns house where we went 'upstairs' for our normal Sunday sex session while her mum and dad kipped. We were plodding along nicely until I fell asleep whilst inside her.
Waking up gawd knows how long later to find her asleep aswell.
Even the nun found it funny. |
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"After playing Sunday morning football and then a skinful in the pub . I had dinner round the nuns house where we went 'upstairs' for our normal Sunday sex session while her mum and dad kipped. We were plodding along nicely until I fell asleep whilst inside her.
Waking up gawd knows how long later to find her asleep aswell.
Even the nun found it funny. "
The nun ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"After playing Sunday morning football and then a skinful in the pub . I had dinner round the nuns house where we went 'upstairs' for our normal Sunday sex session while her mum and dad kipped. We were plodding along nicely until I fell asleep whilst inside her.
Waking up gawd knows how long later to find her asleep aswell.
Even the nun found it funny.
The nun ?"
AKA The wife |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I had a fling with a guy who brought along vibrating love egg things. Both having had a few and enjoying the moment, I left him to insert etc. Popped them in and we did the deed. Went to get them out and discovered he was a) cheapskate b) never heard of lovehoney. They should have been inserted into a little pouch thing before putting them into me!! 2 went in, 1 came out. Despite my best athletic impressions, a trip to a and e was required to remove the missing one with forceps   |
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By *kenk01Man
over a year ago
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Years ago was with a girl and we were getting a bit frisky, on the living room floor of her parents house, (I had not even met her parents yet) well we were both totally naked, next min the front door opened I jumped up, all I cud think to do was to put my fingers over each nipple I don't no why, luckily it was not her mum n dad, but her sister n after the initial shock she was laughing ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I think mine was when I was rimming a guy and he farted right in my face, he just ignored the fact he had done it and expected me to carry on licking his arse  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Went back to a girls house that I'd met in a club. We were going at it doggy style, she had her hands on the headboard. Started shouting harder, harder so I duly obliged, maybe a little too hard with hindsight. Her arms went from underneath her and she faceplanted the top of the headboard, knocking several teeth out |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years ago was with a girl and we were getting a bit frisky, on the living room floor of her parents house, (I had not even met her parents yet) well we were both totally naked, next min the front door opened I jumped up, all I cud think to do was to put my fingers over each nipple I don't no why, luckily it was not her mum n dad, but her sister n after the initial shock she was laughing ??"
Love it |
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By (user no longer on site)
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I opened the front door dressed in a black basque, stockings and heels only to find my father-in-law stood there...not the person I had anticipated! I shut the door and shouted "back in a minute", at which point he shouted...no worries...just enjoy, I'll call again.
He never mentioned it, ever....but he always greeted me with a lingering kiss on the cheek after that!
I now have a Spy Hole in my door |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Years ago I was in Spain with an ex and we met her parents at an apartment they rented. It was tiny and we stayed in the living room.
We came back one night fully convinced they were out. We had loud horny sex. Hours later we were finding it strange they still hadn't returned. You know what's coming.. they were in the bedroom about a metre away from were said loud sex occurred!
We were mortified and no one said anything the next day. Her Dad was very quiet and her Mum kept blushing! Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Years ago I was in Spain with an ex and we met her parents at an apartment they rented. It was tiny and we stayed in the living room.
We came back one night fully convinced they were out. We had loud horny sex. Hours later we were finding it strange they still hadn't returned. You know what's coming.. they were in the bedroom about a metre away from were said loud sex occurred!
We were mortified and no one said anything the next day. Her Dad was very quiet and her Mum kept blushing! Haha "
Ha ha, that's so funny! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Staying at my then girlfriends house after a family party. I was a bit d*unk but we tried to fuck but to no avail . So i got up and went for a wee . Walked out of the bathroom naked and tried to climb into her parents bed . It wouldn't of been so bad but i was meant to be sleeping downstairs on the sofa . |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Aww some of these made me smile..
Mine would be.. meeting a guy first the 2nd time in a hotel..
His was making my squirt but going really ruff ( was nice though) but his must of caught me slightly and there was blood ever where.. I was so embarrassed but his was really good just covered it up. I sorted my self out had a drink and carried on xx |
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