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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was just looking on a porn site and they had a compilation of women sneezing. I'm still chuckling about it now.
What made you laugh when you first became aware of it? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x
I'd like to know too but don't want to see images "
Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x
I'd like to know too but don't want to see images
Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue."
That's actually a thing?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x
I'd like to know too but don't want to see images
Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue."
making hungry now for peanut butter |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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many yrs ago I had a friend who came home from work his g/f had filled the bath full of warm baked beans and wanted him to fuck her in them ,
he refused and left her , he could have at least tried it me thinks |
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By *urpurseCouple
over a year ago
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"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x
I'd like to know too but don't want to see images
Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue.
That's actually a thing? "
Well that's another thing I have leaned today, never ending this sexual world |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x
I'd like to know too but don't want to see images
Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue."
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Feeders, it's just not for us! "
...depends what you're talking about.
If you want to feed me pizza, then by all means go for it.
If it's something else, then I think I'll pass.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Laugh or lift eyebrows......I'm open minded like most of us....love learning.....however three that surprised me of people I knew or associates of associates.......three that surprised me were:
1. He used to buy a hot fresh loaf of bread (not cut of course) - take it home with him and fashion with his fingers and entry point for his cock play...he said it felt wonderful.
2. Same fellow would buy a roast beef.....take it home and make a slit this time and again cock play.....rinse and cook it. He said it was so close to the real thing!
3. Now.......this other one.....He would set a menu, she would eat his food requirements and wine requests for two days.
Then she would then defecate and place in a Tupperware container for his collection.
He then dried out the "poo" with special equipment and labeled it's ingredients.
He had his and collection in a temperature controlled environment not unlike a wine cellar.
Then he would make sandwiches with his fetish byproduct to be consumed at work where they assumed he had patè everyday.
They would offer him lunch at work and question why he always ate patè......it was just his thing!
We all have our idiosyncrasies..... I just like chocolate and green apples to munch when he is munching ...hehe
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By *ooneyCouple
over a year ago
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"Dare I ask what dredging is? Far too with a to Google it x
I'd like to know too but don't want to see images
Rather than use Google - go urban dictionary! No images! - When one person packs their ass crack with peanut butter or another tasty substance, and then their partner dredges it out with their tongue."
I've got a pot of jam,  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Another Japanese weird one is guys that buy dolls. Angelic beautifully made dressed life size dolls to talk to and well...fuck or whatever. I saw a programme on it...one guy had about twenty sitting around his house. All very creepy as they sit and stare sliently into space..! |
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"Laugh or lift eyebrows......I'm open minded like most of us....love learning.....however three that surprised me of people I knew or associates of associates.......three that surprised me were:
1. He used to buy a hot fresh loaf of bread (not cut of course) - take it home with him and fashion with his fingers and entry point for his cock play...he said it felt wonderful.
2. Same fellow would buy a roast beef.....take it home and make a slit this time and again cock play.....rinse and cook it. He said it was so close to the real thing!
3. Now.......this other one.....He would set a menu, she would eat his food requirements and wine requests for two days.
Then she would then defecate and place in a Tupperware container for his collection.
He then dried out the "poo" with special equipment and labeled it's ingredients.
He had his and collection in a temperature controlled environment not unlike a wine cellar.
Then he would make sandwiches with his fetish byproduct to be consumed at work where they assumed he had patè everyday.
They would offer him lunch at work and question why he always ate patè......it was just his thing!
We all have our idiosyncrasies..... I just like chocolate and green apples to munch when he is munching ...hehe
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I'm physically borking ???????? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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There was an article in a womens magazine I read once- best or true stories.
It was about a man who had a freak accident and lost his hand in a machine.
he found love on a site for people with amputations.- This bit sounds lovely.
But then both he and his new love got addicted to amputations- her from being needed (and the feel of the stump )and him from the attention.
He started by having more of his arm amputated until it was off at the shoulder. Then he did his legs. Leaving one arm and his groin upwards.
It was in America.
When I read the article I thought it was made up! sadly not and sadly the surgeons never sent him to see a shrink first! Maybe they both have n amazing life though
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