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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blackpool seems to be a hotbed of Fandango fan membership! Must be all that sea air! "
Or the Clem Fandango illumination tableau we just installed. Don't believe me? Come to Blackpool...  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blackpool seems to be a hotbed of Fandango fan membership! Must be all that sea air!
Or the Clem Fandango illumination tableau we just installed. Don't believe me? Come to Blackpool... "
Well I did just give the jaaaaaaag an oil change....  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Blackpool seems to be a hotbed of Fandango fan membership! Must be all that sea air!
Or the Clem Fandango illumination tableau we just installed. Don't believe me? Come to Blackpool...
Well I did just give the jaaaaaaag an oil change.... "
Good man. Fancy a lunt along the promenade? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Blackpool seems to be a hotbed of Fandango fan membership! Must be all that sea air!
Or the Clem Fandango illumination tableau we just installed. Don't believe me? Come to Blackpool...
Well I did just give the jaaaaaaag an oil change....
Good man. Fancy a lunt along the promenade?"
You know it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.
Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks 
I have too. He totally blanked me.  (cry)"
He blanked me too...and I'm married to him  |
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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago
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"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.
Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks
I have too. He totally blanked me. (cry)"
And me. Come play with me instead we can be ignored together |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.
Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks
I have too. He totally blanked me. (cry)"
Sorry Steve, not doing MM's anymore.
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Clearly I need a change of approach to you sexy ladies/couples??. Try the subtle approach, zilch..............blatantly ask " who wants to fuck me" inundated with offers..............mind you, I haven't even bothered looking at what this chap looks like............maybe he's drop dead gorgeous ???? |
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"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.
Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks
I have too. He totally blanked me. (cry)
Sorry Steve, not doing MM's anymore.
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There are two lush ladies who fancy a go so it could've been an mfmf |
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"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.
Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks
I have too. He totally blanked me. (cry)
And me. Come play with me instead we can be ignored together "
deal |
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"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.
Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks
I have too. He totally blanked me. (cry)
He blanked me too...and I'm married to him "
We could let him watch and everyone he said 'er....Steve?' I could yell out "I CANT HEAR YOU IN IGNORING YOU!'
That would learn him.  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Who wants to have sex with me? Form an orderly queue.
Once upon a time I would have but I've changed my mind so I'll say no thanks
I have too. He totally blanked me. (cry)
He blanked me too...and I'm married to him
We could let him watch and everyone he said 'er....Steve?' I could yell out "I CANT HEAR YOU IN IGNORING YOU!'
That would learn him. "
I would learn nothing..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a better avatar...
Subjective!
Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge? "
*Taps foot impatiently.
Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is there an actual queue?
I could be the fluffer for the ladies waiting 
What you gonna be fluffing?
Their foofs?  foof fluffing for four fantastic feminine fancies
Do I get fluffed? "
Thought you weren't in the queue? |
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"Is there an actual queue?
I could be the fluffer for the ladies waiting
What you gonna be fluffing?
Their foofs? foof fluffing for four fantastic feminine fancies
Do I get fluffed?
Thought you weren't in the queue?"
I hope she is and yes  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a better avatar...
Subjective!
Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?
*Taps foot impatiently.
Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing"
Sorry I was in the shower. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"For Gods sake, this is a swingers site??. And your tools to be used, and hopefully enjoyed rest in your pants, and unfortunately some ( mine included) stay there redundant??. "
But they don't need to your only USP. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a better avatar...
Subjective!
Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?
*Taps foot impatiently.
Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing
Sorry I was in the shower."
Well at least it will be all nice and squeaky then! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a better avatar...
Subjective!
Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?
*Taps foot impatiently.
Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing
Sorry I was in the shower.
Well at least it will be all nice and squeaky then!"
Shall I change it back? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I've got a better avatar...
Subjective!
Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?
*Taps foot impatiently.
Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing
Sorry I was in the shower.
Well at least it will be all nice and squeaky then!
Shall I change it back? "
What ever makes you happy!
Seen it in friends only anyway sweets! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've got a better avatar...
Subjective!
Ok I'll put a similar pic up, you be the judge?
*Taps foot impatiently.
Am very unBritish when is comes to queueing
Sorry I was in the shower.
Well at least it will be all nice and squeaky then!
Shall I change it back?
What ever makes you happy!
Seen it in friends only anyway sweets! "
Show off x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Errrm... I'm taking notes here. Lol..
Will be posting a " who wants to fuck me" post later. Will see how it goes.
Probably not as good as this one lol...
good going mate!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Errrm... I'm taking notes here. Lol..
Will be posting a " who wants to fuck me" post later. Will see how it goes.
Probably not as good as this one lol...
good going mate!! "
Well....no point in beating around the bush eh? ! |
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I'll join this queue! 
