Well, I drove down the M6 from Lancaster to Liverpool in really bad driving conditions to meet a woman with whom I've been exchanging messages for months. She was desperate to go to a swingers club with me and sounded really nice. I finally got to the rendezvous point - and there she was! - "Great", I thought, "I've not been stood up". And then she says: "It's great to meet you, but I'm very sorry - my period arrived this evening." Bless her, she'd very much wanted to go to the club so she was as gutted as I was, and she was really apologetic - she told me in detail about having had a Brazilian wax that morning in preparation and how she was going to show me the results as we were driving to the club. However, I'm starting to get the feeling that this is the story of my swinging career - the fruit appears, but then it's snatched away at the last moment. Still, the drive back was slightly better - until I got to Preston when the heavy rain closed in again. Oh for some summer - and double oh for a companion with whom to go clubbing! |
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"no - the weather was awful and it was getting late. Still, it was nice of her to turn up at the meeting point ad tell me in person rather than just stand me up, so all credit to her."
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