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Would you swing with a policeman or woman.

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police.

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Yes and have friends in the force

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if she was wearing her uniform while we fucked

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By *enithWoman over a year ago

closer than you think

have done in the past .... no different to anybody else

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By *ilvercharmCouple over a year ago

Our gate

Are cuffs involved?

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By *ordonBennettMan over a year ago

dover

"Only if she was wearing her uniform while we fucked

I was happy to pose with a policemans wife

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By *ficouldMan over a year ago

a quandary, could you change my mind?

Yes police lady...

No to a policeman

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

Wouldn't bother us, not like it's illegal and even the police need sex when off work

Plus some of the female officers around Bristol are hot as fuck

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've met a couple of guys who where coppers

It's a job, what difference does it make?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I find it hot, why wouldn't you?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Policewoman....yes

Traffic warden. ...no

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police."

Why not, they're just normal people you know, why wouldn't you socialise with them?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My last FWB was a prison officer, not the same but still...was a dab hand at restraining me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Policewoman....yes

Traffic warden. ...no"

Had a ticket have you?

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By *lueeyedbrunetteWoman over a year ago

Wirral

Omg I had an experience recently, had to report someone for revenge porn, I only reported it to 101 and within ten mins two proper sexy male officers turned up! Hmm I wonder why Haa

Keep thinking wish they would call again to check I'm ok haa

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police."

My a ultimate .. love a copper

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Have done.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway. "

They can't take their uniform home anyway

I used to see a copper and he had to take all the add on off and leave them at work, when he left he just had a plain white shirt and trousers on

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Policewoman....yes

Traffic warden. ...no

Had a ticket have you?

Touch wood never had one but they must be pretty souless individuals.

You're not one are you ?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway.

They can't take their uniform home anyway

I used to see a copper and he had to take all the add on off and leave them at work, when he left he just had a plain white shirt and trousers on "

To be fair any kind of uniform has never really interested me. Would rather see them naked!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway.

They can't take their uniform home anyway

I used to see a copper and he had to take all the add on off and leave them at work, when he left he just had a plain white shirt and trousers on "

My ex was a copper and yes they can bring it home. Obviously different forces have different rules. I was lucky

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By *asokittyWoman over a year ago

Nr Worksop

Hell yes!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Policewoman....yes

Traffic warden. ...no

Had a ticket have you?

Touch wood never had one but they must be pretty souless individuals.

You're not one are you ?

Why?

It's ok to park and block everybody off but you have to have no soul to give selfish Parker's a ticket

No I'm not not but there has been many a times where I've seen a car parked by somebody who looked like they have got their licence out of a luck bag and wished I had been

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Oh dear

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway. "

This

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yep, in fact its my fantasy to have sex with a police officer in uniform.

Yum!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

not knowingly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Only if he got his truncheon out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway.

They can't take their uniform home anyway

I used to see a copper and he had to take all the add on off and leave them at work, when he left he just had a plain white shirt and trousers on "

Of course they can take it all home, who do you think washed it all, it gets quite grubby after a few shifts

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I'd swing with anyone regardless of their proffesion, even the police need lurvin!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway.

They can't take their uniform home anyway

I used to see a copper and he had to take all the add on off and leave them at work, when he left he just had a plain white shirt and trousers on

Of course they can take it all home, who do you think washed it all, it gets quite grubby after a few shifts "

Oh well in that case don't meet a copper they are lying bastards

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wouldn't bother us, not like it's illegal and even the police need sex when off work

Plus some of the female officers around Bristol are hot as fuck"

My ex boyfriend is a police officer. He came home whilst on duty for sex. In full uniform with the radio crackling away. He even picked me up in his police car another time for sex. Point is I was told it is illegal. He could face charges and be sacked for such behaviour. I've met two other officers and all 3 were knobs. Attitude galore on them. Never again! Plus up close and personal, the uniform is very over rated. It's cheap and scratchy material. Wasn't very nice sitting on his lap

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By *GHertsCouple over a year ago

North Herts

Police officers *are* human you know, not some separate species ....

Ms G

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway.

They can't take their uniform home anyway

I used to see a copper and he had to take all the add on off and leave them at work, when he left he just had a plain white shirt and trousers on "

My ex took his uniform home. Wasn't as special as people think it is though. Hat was pretty cool though.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

How about lawyers and accountants?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he got his truncheon out

"
...20+msgs before someone mentioned a truncheon....what's the matter with you people?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway.

They can't take their uniform home anyway

I used to see a copper and he had to take all the add on off and leave them at work, when he left he just had a plain white shirt and trousers on

Of course they can take it all home, who do you think washed it all, it gets quite grubby after a few shifts

Oh well in that case don't meet a copper they are lying bastards "

Haha touché

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he got his truncheon out

...20+msgs before someone mentioned a truncheon....what's the matter with you people?

Has anyone mentioned taking stuff down in evidence?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

How about lawyers and accountants? "

Lawyers are IN as long as they wear their wigs, and accountants are always welcome to make up the numbers

*groan*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Most definitely. I used to see a CID officer, complete with his uniform when he was a PC and handcuffs and truncheon. A persons career shouldn't come into the decisions on who you meet. Surely it's about mutual attraction.

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By *issmeteasemeCouple over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Yes we've had a 3sum with policewoman very nice it was too x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Only if he got his truncheon out

...20+msgs before someone mentioned a truncheon....what's the matter with you people?

Has anyone mentioned taking stuff down in evidence? "

Not yet but I wouldn't mind taking down your particulars

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

" A persons career shouldn't come into the decisions on who you meet. Surely it's about mutual attraction."

What self respecting person would have sex with a cold caller?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

We met a cid copper was maybe one the funniest meets we've ever had very long story though lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

How about lawyers and accountants?

Lawyers are IN as long as they wear their wigs, and accountants are always welcome to make up the numbers

*groan*"

Accountants in but urban planners out - interesting!

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

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By *r TriomanMan over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I got a message in a bottle from a girl called Roxanne, she was in the Police, message said that she was so lonely so I offered to meet her, she was amazing, I was walking on the moon. Then she went all weird, the next time I saw her she said "don't stand so close to me"; I was devistated, now I felt so lonely. I told her that I can't stand losing you but she left me anyway!

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"Only if he got his truncheon out

...20+msgs before someone mentioned a truncheon....what's the matter with you people?

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By *uzy444Woman over a year ago

in the suffolk countryside

"I got a message in a bottle from a girl called Roxanne, she was in the Police, message said that she was so lonely so I offered to meet her, she was amazing, I was walking on the moon. Then she went all weird, the next time I saw her she said "don't stand so close to me"; I was devistated, now I felt so lonely. I told her that I can't stand losing you but she left me anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

How about lawyers and accountants?

Lawyers are IN as long as they wear their wigs, and accountants are always welcome to make up the numbers

*groan*

Accountants in but urban planners out - interesting!

It's the uniform.

The purple sash which denotes the Urban Planner is such a turn off.

As is their propensity to bring set squares to meets.

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By *attoodGent90Man over a year ago

Cambs

" A persons career shouldn't come into the decisions on who you meet. Surely it's about mutual attraction.

What self respecting person would have sex with a cold caller? "

With any luck they'll stop calling if you initiate phone sex lol

"Have you had an accident in the past 5 years"

"I have yes, a happy one though, I slipped and fell into a massive cock, it was great"

Hahahaha

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

I wouldn't date a copper though.

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

not knowingly.we once got pulled at a dogging spot and copper tried to put it on us .to try and fuck k.saying he could nick us and we would be in newspapers ect.there was two of them told em to fuck off .and nick us for what?sitting in a car courting?took there car reg and asked for warrent cards .they where coppers but from warwickshire and trawling in solihull west mids .not there zone took it all way and they had to eat shit or loose there jobs.[we didnt want them to lose jobs ]we didnt take to court .but changed our car cos we thought they may hassle us.about 2012.but if they dont say they coppers we could have met em

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Met one for social real arrogant I walked away...he then turned into a bit of a stalker!

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By *ohnaronMan over a year ago

london

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police."

I'd love to meet a policewoman.

My address is 999 Letsbe Avenue.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police.

I'd love to meet a policewoman.

My address is 999 Letsbe Avenue.

What do you call a police woman who has run out of Veet?

Cunt-stubble

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By *reygorCouple over a year ago

birmingham

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police.

I'd love to meet a policewoman.

My address is 999 Letsbe Avenue.

What do you call a police woman who has run out of Veet?

Cunt-stubble

"
how about just cunt?

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By *XHNHWoman over a year ago

Stokeish...

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway.

They can't take their uniform home anyway

I used to see a copper and he had to take all the add on off and leave them at work, when he left he just had a plain white shirt and trousers on

Of course they can take it all home, who do you think washed it all, it gets quite grubby after a few shifts "

oh yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'ello 'ello 'ello...

what's going on 'ere then?

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By *piritsonfabCouple over a year ago

Nottingham

I would hope that I'd treat everyone as an individual.

But I think id be very wary about meeting with a copper after unpleasant experiences.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I just love a guy in uniform, fit coppers get me weak at the knees mmmmmm x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

ofcourse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

oh the stories i could tell.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

no different to anyone else

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By *ucky78Woman over a year ago

liverpool

Man in a uniform yes please

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By *inglehotchickWoman over a year ago

blackpool

I have a police uniform dress up if anyone is interested

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By *onbons_xxMan over a year ago

Bolton

Did they not show their truncheon

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

We would if we liked the look of them etc. None of our other meets have ever worn their work clothes to a meet so I don't know why a copper would.

We only tend to ask about jobs on a meet, not usually before, its a bit personal.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I would defo fuck a policeman - have work dealings with them and some of them are sooooo hot!

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By *mallteaserWoman over a year ago

Central

Hubby is a policeman x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes. They're generally filthy filthy boys. My favourite

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

With a Police woman, definitely! There are loads of hot police women around these parts

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By *layboi69Man over a year ago

alfreton

No never

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By *LCCCouple over a year ago

Cambridge

"No never "

Why?

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By *layboi69Man over a year ago

alfreton

"No never

Why? "

Just wouldnt dont like the police.

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By *is_Collared_SubWoman over a year ago

London

Fuck the police

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By *hemonkeyheadMan over a year ago

Reading

... it's not a race thing...

... wait, you guys mean real officers?

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By *layboi69Man over a year ago

alfreton

"Fuck the police"

Just not litteraly

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No never

Why?

Just wouldnt dont like the police. "

Is it because you is black?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I've fucked a policeman ..kind of like the whole fantasy of policemen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes I would I think they might be quite kinky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

No. My ex was a copper and the biggest tWat on the planet so I avoid them at all costs after that.

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By *XHNHWoman over a year ago

Stokeish...

"Hubby is a policeman x"

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"Policewoman....yes

Traffic warden. ...no

Had a ticket have you?

Touch wood never had one but they must be pretty souless individuals.

You're not one are you ?

Traffic wardens do great job and ensure that traffic moves freely and parking spaces are available to those who obey the rules .

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By *layboi69Man over a year ago

alfreton

"No never

Why?

Just wouldnt dont like the police.

Is it because you is black?"

Do i look black

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Oh dear"

Why wouldn't you?

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By *s1981Couple over a year ago

halifax

That's a strange thing to say. Don't understand that at all.

Have you something to hide from the police or do you not realise that swinging is legal?

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By *abes in the woodWoman over a year ago

wales

I fuck police man didn't know till he turn up in car and uniform

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By *rtemisiaWoman over a year ago

Norwich

"Oh dear

Why wouldn't you?"

And yes I have. Fabulous truncheon!

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

What's the difference between a humanities and a maths or science lecturer?

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

"No never

Why?

Just wouldnt dont like the police.

Is it because you is black?

Do i look black

You've not seen Ali G, have you? I'm sure YouTube has plenty of clips.

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I have and it was indeed a copper that introduced me to this site!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Why not don't see what profession has to do with swinging

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes,someone's profession wouldn't determine if I was attracted to them.

What have you got against the police?

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By *mooth shaftMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

No problems playing with a sexy policelady ... mire kinky in uniform and bring the trunchen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. My ex was a copper and the biggest tWat on the planet so I avoid them at all costs after that."

He's also a man,are you avoiding all men?

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By *hoot45Man over a year ago

Ramsgate

"Did they not show their truncheon

I wouldn't be averse to a truncheon

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

Yes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police."
seeing as i have a fetish for them yes and have done

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. My ex was a copper and the biggest tWat on the planet so I avoid them at all costs after that."

That's like saying you had a bad hair cut once so you're never going to use any hairdresser ever again, being a police officer doesn't make a person a twat, being a twat does that, it's just a job like all others. I knew a plumber once that was an absolute knob, that doesn't make all plumbers knobs does it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I can't see why I wouldn't, like I say about most things, it's personality, if they are a nice decent person there is no reason I wouldn't if the spark was there! I don't think I have ever played with a police officer yet though... Another to tick off the list

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. My ex was a copper and the biggest tWat on the planet so I avoid them at all costs after that.

"
Nope but a lot are lmao

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No. My ex was a copper and the biggest tWat on the planet so I avoid them at all costs after that.

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By *iscean MaleMan over a year ago

Darlaston

Am not sure relevance being a police man or woman would have if i was going to meet them

I would meet a police woman

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police."

messaged you my experience and my opinion is extreme caution (lol sounds police like)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

anyway, send him my way

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

How about lawyers and accountants?

Lawyers are IN as long as they wear their wigs, and accountants are always welcome to make up the numbers

*groan*"

I always tend to attract Lawyers, not sure why, don't usually find out until later, but all the lawyers I've known are VERY naughty!!

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By *effrey45Man over a year ago

Lytham

"Their job is irrelevant to me & the whole uniform thing has never interested me anyway.

They can't take their uniform home anyway

I used to see a copper and he had to take all the add on off and leave them at work, when he left he just had a plain white shirt and trousers on "

Are you sure he was a copper? Sounds more like a waiter to me

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By *alcon43Woman over a year ago

Paisley

I see a policeman occasionally. Worn his uniform top with suspenders too!

He's fun and really cute and very naughty.

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By *lactontogMan over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

Yes we have met police personal on many occasions & have no problem as its a job, people are just as wary of my job so we are usually pereira's together lol.

Work is work & they actually do a good job, yes you might get the odd shifty one but its the same in any profession.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No never

Why?

Just wouldnt dont like the police.

Is it because you is black?

Do i look black

You've not seen Ali G, have you? I'm sure YouTube has plenty of clips.

Hooray, some people still get cultural references

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No never

Why?

Just wouldnt dont like the police.

Is it because you is black?

Do i look black

Does Rachel Dolezal? It's about what you identify with, innit

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By *lactontogMan over a year ago

Clacton on Sea

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

What's the difference between a humanities and a maths or science lecturer?

Humanities is social study or it was when i was at school many yonks ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I wouldn't be so shallow as to judge someone because of the job they do, I treat them as an individual and yes I was married to a lovely police officer for 15yrs. There are good and bad in all walks of life and we still base our opinions on people based on a uniform they wear and a job they do where they are hated by the majority of people they come into contact with. Step off soap box

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman over a year ago

Lyndhurst

No because policemen on the game show goldenballs always used to chose the steal ball so they could have all the money. when my brother and his wife took me to a policemans club for a drink she told me that you could never trust any of them. Acording to her they were more likely than anyone else to cheat on their wives or do something dodgy. I cant remember her exact words as this was about 30 years ago.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Allo allo allo whats all this then

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I take people as I find them. So, I wouldn't decide to meet someone, or not, based on what job they do.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Should have called this

"Fuck the Police"

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By *inkykouple2016Couple over a year ago

moray

"Are cuffs involved?

And a truncheon?

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

What's the difference between a humanities and a maths or science lecturer?

Humanities is social study or it was when i was at school many yonks ago."

You are indeed correct.

But why is one lecturer more sexy than another? Science and maths do affect society too!

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By *0tt0nSu3Woman over a year ago

London

"Should have called this

"Fuck the Police"

Lol

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By *ovely kinkyCouple over a year ago

Cardiff

Absolutely! It's a fantasy of mine

xxx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police."

I have had a policeman fb

I don't see the problem to be honest.

Unless you are up to mischief in real world.

So you don't want to swing with them, no need to tell everyone.

Being a policeman/woman is a not a disease.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"No because policemen on the game show goldenballs always used to chose the steal ball so they could have all the money. when my brother and his wife took me to a policemans club for a drink she told me that you could never trust any of them. Acording to her they were more likely than anyone else to cheat on their wives or do something dodgy. I cant remember her exact words as this was about 30 years ago."

And you have the statistics to prove this.

30 years ago.........Er...not relevant now.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

Nurses?

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

"Should have called this

"Fuck the Police"

Lol

Love it!!!

And I soooooooo want to fuck a policeman, hubby saw one in supermarket the other day, he said he was cooing over our son and all hubby wanted to say was "will you fuck my wife with your uniform on?? He was tall and fit too..........if only

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Yes, why not! I am a sucker for a uniform and the only police woman I have met was a detective in plain clothes....so apart from handcuffs it was not quite the fantasy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I have done and would do again (off duty and out of uniform). I have a big thing for police uniform.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

And you have the statistics to prove this.

30 years ago.........Er...not relevant now."

What do you need statistics for when you have her brothers wife? Stop nitpicking and listen to the facts

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman over a year ago

Lyndhurst

And you have the statistics to prove this.

30 years ago.........Er...not relevant now."

Maybe not as it was 30 years ago i agree but my sister in law was an inteligent woman who was married to a policeman she didnt say how she knew this but she must have had an idea about it. Why would it be so hard to believe.

Maybe she had read it somewhere recently and maybe she knew a lot of policemen like that, who know.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Coppers are all filth.

Which is a positive observation btw x

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Coppers are all filth.

Which is a positive observation btw x"
Very positive....a filthy copper, want more could you ask for!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

What's the difference between a humanities and a maths or science lecturer?

Humanities is social study or it was when i was at school many yonks ago.

You are indeed correct.

But why is one lecturer more sexy than another? Science and maths do affect society too!

Maths majors are just sooooo itzy and spiky.

Gimme a robust, square-jawed humanities man any day.

To be fair a good, honest research assistant in any of the ologies would have our clothes dropping like magic.

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By *ungle78Man over a year ago

Altrincham

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By *ogerNesszonesMan over a year ago

Northern England

I've posted this before on another thread, but I'm sure it will stand the repetition:

Quite a few years back, I fucked the 19yr girlfriend of a married, VERY senior Police Officer (he turned up to my house in his uniform) He watched and wanked as I fucked her. This was particularly satisfying - as I'd just received a speeding fine.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

What's the difference between a humanities and a maths or science lecturer?

Humanities is social study or it was when i was at school many yonks ago.

You are indeed correct.

But why is one lecturer more sexy than another? Science and maths do affect society too!

Maths majors are just sooooo itzy and spiky.

Gimme a robust, square-jawed humanities man any day.

To be fair a good, honest research assistant in any of the ologies would have our clothes dropping like magic."

But you don't want a bloody philosophy lecturer do you!?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ofcourse I would!

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

What if you have had sex inadvertently without knowing (or they lied) with a lecturer in urban planning who life coaches in the evening?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Mmm mmm mmmm...I do like an authority figure. *grins*

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

What if you have had sex inadvertently without knowing (or they lied) with a lecturer in urban planning who life coaches in the evening? "

That happened to us once in a club. We now insist on a strict vetting procedure, and a CRB check.

To be honest, I can still smell the urban planning on my skin months and several bleach showers later

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

What if you have had sex inadvertently without knowing (or they lied) with a lecturer in urban planning who life coaches in the evening?

That happened to us once in a club. We now insist on a strict vetting procedure, and a CRB check.

To be honest, I can still smell the urban planning on my skin months and several bleach showers later

Do you get flashbacks when you join the end of a traffic jam? Sometimes you wake up screaming: "we don't need another roundabout"

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By *urpurseCouple over a year ago

North West

"Occupations we would have sex with:

Police Officers

Marine Biologists

University Lecturers (Humanities)

Occupations we wouldn't have sex with:

Life Coaches

Urban Planners

University Lecturers (Maths and Sciences).

Hope That Helps

What if you have had sex inadvertently without knowing (or they lied) with a lecturer in urban planning who life coaches in the evening?

That happened to us once in a club. We now insist on a strict vetting procedure, and a CRB check.

To be honest, I can still smell the urban planning on my skin months and several bleach showers later

We live and learn live and learn and bleach showers are not for the faint hearted!

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By *lighty1Woman over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

If I met someone and was attracted to them, I would have sex, regardless of their occupation. However, what makes me uncomfortable is that HE approached them, stating police/uniform as an attraction. It makes me wonder about whether he's really suitable for the job, can he be trusted to always do the right thing?

Anyone whose approach starts "do you like a man in uniform" is a definite no from me. It makes me think that he has nothing else to offer.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If I met someone and was attracted to them, I would have sex, regardless of their occupation. However, what makes me uncomfortable is that HE approached them, stating police/uniform as an attraction. It makes me wonder about whether he's really suitable for the job, can he be trusted to always do the right thing?

Anyone whose approach starts "do you like a man in uniform" is a definite no from me. It makes me think that he has nothing else to offer.

So seriously, you'd fuck a cold caller? For shame!

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By *etter the devil you knowWoman over a year ago

Lyndhurst

Anyone whose approach starts "do you like a man in uniform" is a definite no from me. It makes me think that he has nothing else to offer.

if i didnt know i wouldnt care but why bother to mention it.

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By *at69driveMan over a year ago

Hertford

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police."
I thought that any police officer with common sense would be cautious about revealing their occuption.

Whilst no one should be discriminated against for being a police officer , they do seem to be arrogant self confident individuals who are fine with you provided you agree and do as they say .

If however you query their actions , they become a lot less pleasant .

I have taken civil proceedings against a police force and was surprised at how thoroughly dishonest some officers are .

I provide extensive help to someone with mental health issues and again the arrogance of some officers in dealing with issues is unacceptable .

Again if driving a Northern Ireland registered car you are likely to be stopped by the police for no valid reason. Some of the reasons being given for stopping you are blatant lies .

Have done an advanced driving test and having a professional qualification , I dont not feel the necessity to agree with everything that a police officer says .

I accept that police officers have a difficult job to do. However I think that their standards of honestly are lower that those which most people would find acceptable .

There are of course many extremely helpfull officers but I would not choose to socialise them.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Wouldn't bother us, not like it's illegal and even the police need sex when off work

Plus some of the female officers around Bristol are hot as fuck"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We were approached by a policeman who asked if we like a man in uniform. Personally we would never swing or socialise with anybody in the police. I thought that any police officer with common sense would be cautious about revealing their occuption.

Whilst no one should be discriminated against for being a police officer , they do seem to be arrogant self confident individuals who are fine with you provided you agree and do as they say .

If however you query their actions , they become a lot less pleasant .

I have taken civil proceedings against a police force and was surprised at how thoroughly dishonest some officers are .

I provide extensive help to someone with mental health issues and again the arrogance of some officers in dealing with issues is unacceptable .

Again if driving a Northern Ireland registered car you are likely to be stopped by the police for no valid reason. Some of the reasons being given for stopping you are blatant lies .

Have done an advanced driving test and having a professional qualification , I dont not feel the necessity to agree with everything that a police officer says .

I accept that police officers have a difficult job to do. However I think that their standards of honestly are lower that those which most people would find acceptable .

There are of course many extremely helpfull officers but I would not choose to socialise them. "

So just to be clear, you aren't a fan of police, are a fan of traffic wardens and whats your stance on cold callers?

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

Nah.

My policy on the police is to eave them alone and hope they do the same to me.

I'm sure that there are some nice coppers, but I wouldn't socialise with them in any way. Deal with them when I have to.