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Erection must stand straight up...
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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My erection doesn't do that, but I'm jealous of ones that do. The Mrs really likes them when they're like that. Never had issues with my cock size but even when fully aroused my erection points down slightly. |
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Why, have you noticed a substantially better performance from penises like the one you just described? Mine bends slightly to the right and is available for testing if you wish to continue your research. Purely in the interest of science, lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Nah. An erection is an erection. Never look one in the mouth 
There's a position to make the best of them all. Bring me your angled, dangled, bendy or straight ones, I love em ALL ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I think shorter ones point higher up where as the larger ones I've seen tend to have a smaller angle, I'm not that fussy as to where it's pointing, but I'm general direction is always good  |
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A neighbour asked Bet Middler how come it never rains when you put your washing out?
Bet - thats easy. When I wake up if my husband's willy is lying on the left it will rain, on the right it will be dry.
Neighbour - What do you do if its pointing straight up?
Bet - Hell baby who wants to do washing on a day like that. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Errr unless youve got a very strange pelvis to point straight up your cock would have to be inside your body.
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Can't say I've ever really took that much notice. I've usually having too much fun with them to care.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Surely that's down to the guy and his body
Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Surely that's down to the guy and his body
Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips "
Or tits must be firm and the nipples must point up |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Surely that's down to the guy and his body
Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips
Or tits must be firm and the nipples must point up"
Well that's me fucked then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Surely that's down to the guy and his body
Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips
Or tits must be firm and the nipples must point up
Well that's me fucked then "
And me  |
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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago
South West London / Surrey |
"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Surely that's down to the guy and his body
Isn't that like saying labia must no hang out of the lips
Or tits must be firm and the nipples must point up
Well that's me fucked then
And me "
And me, three. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Aren't bendy ones better for g-spot stimulation?
Depends which way they bend
Ones that curve up the way are the best for me when on top  "
Sounds like a description of mine.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren't bendy ones better for g-spot stimulation?
Depends which way they bend
Ones that curve up the way are the best for me when on top "
Smallish cocks that curve up feel the best for me, I get more pleasure the less deep it goes, if a cock curves up so rubs the front of my viginal passage but only a few inches in that feels loads better than a big cock that goes deep |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Aren't bendy ones better for g-spot stimulation?
Depends which way they bend
Ones that curve up the way are the best for me when on top
Smallish cocks that curve up feel the best for me, I get more pleasure the less deep it goes, if a cock curves up so rubs the front of my viginal passage but only a few inches in that feels loads better than a big cock that goes deep "
One of my exes had this curve ... He was paranoid anout how it looked ... I just lived the way it felt  |
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Next time im in the diy shop i will buy a plumb line.
Seriously, theres enough people with body issues with expecting to look a certain way. Is their an operation to change how i guys erection is and ive never heard of what a "perfect" erection should look like |
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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I do believe that as the country has voted to seperate from the EU, we won't have to keep abiding by their rediculously impracticle rules.
Cal |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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I do believe that as the country has voted to seperate from the EU, we won't have to keep abiding by their rediculously impracticle rules.
Cal"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Can I ask why? "
It was a stipulation I saw on here x |
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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago
not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds) |
"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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Can I ask why?
It was a stipulation I saw on here x"
Like all preferences...The more niche the preference the longer the search...
If that's what they want it might exclude a large number of guys , if they fnd what they're looking for and have fun good for them..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Do really big ones point straight up? ...I'm not sure that they do. ..I do like a cock that's very hard and straight up! !! "
I hope mine points the right way lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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I agree,and of course tits must never droop. |
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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago
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"Erection must point straight to the sky.. must not point off in any angle or point away from body.
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bent cock a big big put off for sure' looks like its been trying to fuck its own arse |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Mine points straight up, which is great for face to face sex. For some positions such as doggy I need to push down on it to enhance her pleasure where a downward pointing cock gives a greater scope position wise. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Nah. An erection is an erection. Never look one in the mouth
There's a position to make the best of them all. Bring me your angled, dangled, bendy or straight ones, I love em ALL ?"
wonderfully put....just as well as mine bends to one side...lol....but nice and hard... |
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