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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I was just inquiring if there are any older.ladys that would like to.meet a.younger guy like.myself as i have always fantasised about this and would like to.make it a reality x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Start going to your local bingo clubs, tons of older chicks there dude...... Best chat up line would be to just get your cock out n say eyes down luv if you wanna play for a full house........ Please do not quote me on that tho as it may not work, and you could end up getting locked up  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I was just inquiring if there are any older.ladys that would like to.meet a.younger guy like.myself as i have always fantasised about this and would like to.make it a reality x"
Is that you Wayne? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I? "
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I was just inquiring if there are any older.ladys that would like to.meet a.younger guy like.myself as i have always fantasised about this and would like to.make it a reality x
Is that you Wayne? "
Wayne ? |
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x"
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought "
I wasnt calling anyone old just someone.who.is older.than me x |
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I wasnt calling anyone old just someone.who.is older.than me x"
No but you're clearly missing the point that some will see it that way. If you find the woman your messaging attractive merely say that age is of no consequence unless you make it so |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought "
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I wasnt calling anyone old just someone.who.is older.than me x
No but you're clearly missing the point that some will see it that way. If you find the woman your messaging attractive merely say that age is of no consequence unless you make it so "
Well im sorry but how you supose i say id like to meet someone older than.myself x |
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well "
I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well
I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry "
Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey |
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well
I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry
Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey"
My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well
I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry
Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey
My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you "
Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE |
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well
I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry "
As 'old birds go'
Top old bird |
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well
I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry
Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey
My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you
Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE"
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Oh yea she plays to win owns her own Dabbers too |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well
I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry
Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey
My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you
Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE.
Oh yea she plays to win owns her own Dabbers too "
My kind of chick........ Just let me see if I still have any Matt Munroe in my record collection........ And some old spice in the aftershave cupboard....... Shes in for a lucky neet is thi nanna |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.
Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay. "
I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me |
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well
I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry
Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey
My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you
Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE.
Oh yea she plays to win owns her own Dabbers too
My kind of chick........ Just let me see if I still have any Matt Munroe in my record collection........ And some old spice in the aftershave cupboard....... Shes in for a lucky neet is thi nanna"
there's no rush she's in bed asleep by 9 every night so you've got time |
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"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.
Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay.
I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me"
That's because your in Wigan not Barnsley. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Frogging hell another one that thinks 30+ means old I'll order my Zimmer frame now shall I?
Not.old as.in.old.age just an older lady as in older than me you are only as old.as.you feel x
Yes and I'm just sarcastically educating you to the fact that calling a woman old might not give you the best first impression of your goal is to fuck her. Just a thought
I spose a blow jobs out the question then....... You look like you even still have all your own teeth as well
I do so I'm afraid I can't removed them to give you a nice gummy bj sorry
Awwwww gutted, so it looks like I have bought this bag of Worthers originals for nothing now then hey
My nans available and lovers her worthers so I'll put in a good word for you
Is she any good at bingo tho?, I'm thinking maybe I could make the price of the Worthers back on HOUSE.
Oh yea she plays to win owns her own Dabbers too
My kind of chick........ Just let me see if I still have any Matt Munroe in my record collection........ And some old spice in the aftershave cupboard....... Shes in for a lucky neet is thi nanna
there's no rush she's in bed asleep by 9 every night so you've got time "
Oh it wont be at least until Monday or Tuesday luv as Ii have got mi rollers in right now and am in bed with a cup of horlicks........ I am busy tomorrow afternoon and there is a double feature of Taggart on tomorrow night and I do love a good maaaaaaaada me...... Sunday I like my afternoon fix of Dickinsons real deal, and I love his leathery Orange skin....... So yeah tell her I maybe able fit WENCH in on Tuesday after I been crown Green bowling........ I will bring some steak sandwiches, and polly grip |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.
Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay.
I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me
That's because your in Wigan not Barnsley. "
Get thi coat on lass....... thas not pulled, lol but I'm bount turn theating off save on gas bill hahahaha x |
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"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.
Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay.
I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me
That's because your in Wigan not Barnsley.
Get thi coat on lass....... thas not pulled, lol but I'm bount turn theating off save on gas bill hahahaha x"
Eh bye gum thas better or tha will be drippin In muck lather |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.
Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay.
I wondered why the alreet luv fancy a bag of chips n a fuck chat up line just wasn't working for me
That's because your in Wigan not Barnsley.
Get thi coat on lass....... thas not pulled, lol but I'm bount turn theating off save on gas bill hahahaha x
Eh bye gum thas better or tha will be drippin In muck lather "
Well ast gu tu foot f our stairs....... Well I would if I had any and didn't live in this bungalo |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'd suggest the term 'more experienced' For next time.
Word play is as.. if not more important than foreplay. "
But some 20 year olds are more experienced than some 40 year olds.
Blimey I think it's quite clear that the op wants to meet someone older than himself, nowhere has he suggested 30 is old, just older than him.  |
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"How old is your wife OP?"
Public face pics when cheating, brave man, especially since there was one a guy on here doing same and the mrs' cousin popped up on thread. I've found on many occasions that fabs a small world, I have found by doing the old 7 degrees of separation ive found someone me an my meets know in common |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"How old is your wife OP?
Public face pics when cheating, brave man, especially since there was one a guy on here doing same and the mrs' cousin popped up on thread. I've found on many occasions that fabs a small world, I have found by doing the old 7 degrees of separation ive found someone me an my meets know in common "
I missed the bit about him being married, I got bored reading his 'want list' and clicked off. As I said, a callow youth. Good luck OP, you're going to need it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"So 30-45 is now classe at old, what catergory does 45+ come under as i'm heading that way soon "
Dead. I am booking the Co-op as we speak, I wonder how many points I will get on my loyalty card?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Sigh, the amount of time so get asked to be an "old woman" fantasy....I consider myself to be in my prime emotionally and sexually so this is massive Insult to me when I'm.asked X"
I too am insulted by things like this, (you may have guessed from previous posts on here). I have had guys meet me just to tick another fantasy off their list, like I am not a person in my own right with feelings. And no, I don't feel "past it". The only consolation is that he will be old one day and a younger person will be dismissive of him due to his advanced age. |
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