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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right..."
I only wish it was  |
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was "
Is he honestly saying that? And you're honestly believing him? |
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right..."
They call them look at me please boost my ego threads lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was "
Really?!
Put Ted on the forum, we'll sort him out  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was
Is he honestly saying that? And you're honestly believing him? "
yes he is so I'm assuming he is right I joined a gym today |
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was
Is he honestly saying that? And you're honestly believing him? yes he is so I'm assuming he is right I joined a gym today "
You assume he's right and you're wrong. Give your head a wobble woman and know your own worth. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If you two are hoestly having these conversations, then I would suggest a swinging site is not the place to get validation.
If not, well done, we have all looked at your pics. |
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This has to be a wind up! Even if you DID have fat legs (which you DON'T! ), any man would be taking his life in his hands if he decided to critique my body! He would certainly be singing in a higher register!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Of course its a wind up ....there was a similar thread earlier by some slim woman saying some guy told her she was fat. I can only assume it got pulled as i can't find it now.....they're all out today.... |
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that"
Advice. .. If he doesn't appreciate you, drop him head first down an empty lift shaft and get him replaced PROMTO! Can't be having him around messing up the place!  |
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"This has to be a wind up! Even if you DID have fat legs (which you DON'T! ), any man would be taking his life in his hands if he decided to critique my body! He would certainly be singing in a higher register!
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It's the second such thread today, must be something in the water.
If it's true it's sad and abusive if it isn't true it's a good way to get _iews. |
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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago
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Is he saying that your pics from March are different to how you look now, 4-5 months later? Without a recent pic it's not possible to tell but if you're the same now as you were then then Ted's been smoking the cheesy stuff.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Hahahaha we were just taking the piss from that stupid thread earlier totally pathetic 
Ha! Right! Missed it, was working....."
it was a slim girl saying her fella said she was fat we thought what a sad cow lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that"
He sounds such a lovely man  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that"
tell him you've been fucking his best mate for the past two year so bang goes that theory |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
tell him you've been fucking his best mate for the past two year so bang goes that theory "
there all munters lol |
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You need to do the following exercise. With hands on hips lift left leg high enough to knee Ted in bollocks. Replace foot on floor and lift right leg high enough to knee Ted in bollocks. Repeat until Ted is on the floor. From there he should see said legs more clearly, so ask him how they now look
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence "
If you have fat legs then I'm a cute little pixie called Sparkle Kiss who grants wishes & when I fart new flowers grow.
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By *eeeee7Woman
over a year ago
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right...
They call them look at me please boost my ego threads lol"
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"Ted said that I've got fat legs and that I need to work out its really hit my confidence
I fear attention seeking "
If thats the case then she obviously feels a bit low and is in need of a confidence boost no harm in that love her x x
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Make sure to smear some veet on teds eyebrows during the night.
Tomorrow he will have learned his lesson about judging others "
he said no.e and have a go if you think your hard enough lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Hahahaha we were just taking the piss from that stupid thread earlier totally pathetic
Ha! Right! Missed it, was working.....it was a slim girl saying her fella said she was fat we thought what a sad cow lol"
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"Make sure to smear some veet on teds eyebrows during the night.
Tomorrow he will have learned his lesson about judging others he said no.e and have a go if you think your hard enough lol"
quieyly whisper in his ear"you have to sleep sometime darling" |
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right...
They call them look at me please boost my ego threads lol"
The hot weather is bringing them out today...gee whizz!  |
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"Of course its a wind up ....there was a similar thread earlier by some slim woman saying some guy told her she was fat. I can only assume it got pulled as i can't find it now.....they're all out today...."
You noticed too huh?!! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"Of course its a wind up ....there was a similar thread earlier by some slim woman saying some guy told her she was fat. I can only assume it got pulled as i can't find it now.....they're all out today...."
Yes i believe it is lol. I've just come on and seen this written by Ted not me Darcy lol.. He's a bell end lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that"
Oh that old chestnut. You could prove him wrong and take pics of them wrapped around a few men's necks. |
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
Oh that old chestnut. You could prove him wrong and take pics of them wrapped around a few men's necks. "
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was "
If this is true then drop him, men who say things like that to hurt are bastards |
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"Of course its a wind up ....there was a similar thread earlier by some slim woman saying some guy told her she was fat. I can only assume it got pulled as i can't find it now.....they're all out today....
Yes i believe it is lol. I've just come on and seen this written by Ted not me Darcy lol.. He's a bell end lol"
Blooming heck |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ask Ted whether his super slim legs lie sleeping on the sofa.
Like not lie!
He said that I would be able to get anyone else with legs like that
This is tongue in cheek right...I only wish it was "
Tell him to stick his opinion where the sun don't shine - you have a gorgeous legs  |
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