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Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.
I wake up in the morning and my hand is usually on it. It provides hours of entertainment and amusement. It cheers me up when I'm down. I can stand outside and wee in all directions, I can stick it between my legs and look silly and make MissK laugh, I can play with it, I can just look at it. It's not too big or too small (for me).
I really am happy I have one.
That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer. |
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"Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.
I wake up in the morning and my hand is usually on it. It provides hours of entertainment and amusement. It cheers me up when I'm down. I can stand outside and wee in all directions, I can stick it between my legs and look silly and make MissK laugh, I can play with it, I can just look at it. It's not too big or too small (for me).
I really am happy I have one.
That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer."
This is great to read and made me giggle. Appreciate your cock day X |
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Yeah, boobs are great and all but they're a bit of a one trick pony.
You can squeeze em and...... Well, that's pretty much it.
When I'm on a naturist beach and I come out of a very cold sea, my knob goes teeny tiny. Some time in the sun and it grows. Then get aroused and it grows some more and points in a different direction.
I can stand in front of MissK naked and do the flappy slappy cock dance. Whatever mood she's in she's guaranteed to laugh at that.
Boobs are just kinda there.
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"Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.
I wake up in the morning and my hand is usually on it. It provides hours of entertainment and amusement. It cheers me up when I'm down. I can stand outside and wee in all directions, I can stick it between my legs and look silly and make MissK laugh, I can play with it, I can just look at it. It's not too big or too small (for me).
I really am happy I have one.
That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer."
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"Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.
I wake up in the morning and my hand is usually on it. It provides hours of entertainment and amusement. It cheers me up when I'm down. I can stand outside and wee in all directions, I can stick it between my legs and look silly and make MissK laugh, I can play with it, I can just look at it. It's not too big or too small (for me).
I really am happy I have one.
That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer.
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can you do the towel dance? |
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"Why would I need to have one when I can borrow one at any time?
It's not the same as having your own.
Mine is always there. Day or night. "
Ah, but you're stuck with it |
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"Why would I need to have one when I can borrow one at any time?
It's not the same as having your own.
Mine is always there. Day or night.
Ah, but you're stuck with it "
Good!! I wouldn't want a detachable one.
When I walk to the bathroom in the morning I always get a cheery wave from it in the mirror. |
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"Having a cock is absolutely brilliant! I love mine.
I wake up in the morning and my hand is usually on it. It provides hours of entertainment and amusement. It cheers me up when I'm down. I can stand outside and wee in all directions, I can stick it between my legs and look silly and make MissK laugh, I can play with it, I can just look at it. It's not too big or too small (for me).
I really am happy I have one.
That's it really, just thought I'd share my little moment of cock cheer."
love this
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"But what can you do with em. What's their party tricks? I mean, I'll see your cock helicopter and raise you a soapy titwank. "
What can you do with them?? Loads!!
There's the classic hot dog pic to cheer MissK up! (A stiffy, a bread roll and some ketchup! Guaranteed a giggle), you can pee for miles with enough of a squeeze (although with proper distance you'd leak a fart too), with a PA piercing ring I can hang stuff off it, you can play donut hoopla, the only limit is your imagination.
A soapy tit wank? That's all well and good but what do you need for one of those along with soapy tits? A cock! Ha!
Raise me a tit wank? Don't make me laugh...
You can keep your tits thank you very much.
(Just had a quick look at your pics and I'll quietly retract that last line)
Anyhoo, cocks are best.
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"Fair play, the OP makes a very good case for the cock - I rather like mine - but boobs are worth more of a cheer than you appreciate. They are great fun. "
Oh I agree that boobs are great but I'd rather have my cock. |
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