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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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What activities to do with sex have you done but would definately never do again.
The biggest I can think of is getting married (thanks god thats over)
On second thoughts sex wasn't really involved in that  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Playing in bed with bananas - a huge turn on at the time but they got all squashed on the sheet which I attempted to wash next morning. By then, the marks had gone really dark and discoloured and they never did wash out!  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What activities to do with sex have you done but would definately never do again.
The biggest I can think of is getting married (thanks god thats over)
On second thoughts sex wasn't really involved in that "
Definitely this!!! Although..hated sex then....is amazing what ditching a husband can do for ya eh?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Playing in bed with bananas - a huge turn on at the time but they got all squashed on the sheet which I attempted to wash next morning. By then, the marks had gone really dark and discoloured and they never did wash out! "
Have you tried Vanish??  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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One ex slid a bounty bar inside my pussy so he could eat it out... was a nightmare trying to clean up the melted chocolate inside me and I was picking bits of coconut out of my knickers for days ewww  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"One ex slid a bounty bar inside my pussy so he could eat it out... was a nightmare trying to clean up the melted chocolate inside me and I was picking bits of coconut out of my knickers for days ewww "
Haha excellent |
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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago
Up on them there hills |
"Playing in bed with bananas - a huge turn on at the time but they got all squashed on the sheet which I attempted to wash next morning. By then, the marks had gone really dark and discoloured and they never did wash out! "
Ha and it caused thrush in a foreign country |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I once did a 121, with hubby's permission, but I'll never do it again. It felt cheap without hubby there tbh. "
Never done it but would feel very much the same I imagine |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sounding, it seemed fun at the time. Hurt for a couple of days after.
What is sounding?
Exactly what I was thinking lol  "
Having something long and thin shoved down your japs eye.. your welcome!  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Sounding, it seemed fun at the time. Hurt for a couple of days after.
What is sounding?
Exactly what I was thinking lol
Having something long and thin shoved down your japs eye.. your welcome! "
Makes ya eyes water just thinking about it yuk |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Having sex in my old mini. The original model,
I put my back out and she got cramp and bruised her Arse on the window winders!
It was not romantic in the least.
She said 'one of us has to go, it's me or the car'.
Of course I kept the car lads..... It was a 1275GT |
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"Having sex in my old mini. The original model,
I put my back out and she got cramp and bruised her Arse on the window winders!
It was not romantic in the least.
She said 'one of us has to go, it's me or the car'.
Of course I kept the car lads..... It was a 1275GT"
Good Choice |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I would still have mmf or more but would position my self better as not to get cramp and fall through a coffee table 
Also not trying to have sex in a car park d*unk. Great session but those windows you can see out of but can't see in are a nightmare |
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