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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Over the years i have moved from liking big boos, to small then to both. I think the size journey is complete but now i find myself looking much more at the nipple than the boob.
5" long is not a good look and inverted doesn't do it for me (although they can be very sexy on the right girl) but a perfect nipple sitting in the middle of a perfect areola is soooo hard to beat.
What is perfect nipple size (erect)?
I reckon around 7.5mm |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples 
Until now 
Yup although I don't have a ruler to hand so I'm going to test them by how many haribo jelly rings I can hang on them "
May I eat them afterwards? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over the years i have moved from liking big boos, to small then to both. I think the size journey is complete but now i find myself looking much more at the nipple than the boob.
5" long is not a good look and inverted doesn't do it for me (although they can be very sexy on the right girl) but a perfect nipple sitting in the middle of a perfect areola is soooo hard to beat.
What is perfect nipple size (erect)?
I reckon around 7.5mm"
Nobody and no nipple is perfect!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples "
lol , loved your response ....is this the same principle of men showing pics of their cocks next to can or "lynx" bottle ...that last makes me giggle lots .....
Your body is what it is big, small, fat, tiny and your bits are not for comparison
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples
lol , loved your response ....is this the same principle of men showing pics of their cocks next to can or "lynx" bottle ...that last makes me giggle lots .....
Your body is what it is big, small, fat, tiny and your bits are not for comparison
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I don't think the global advertising community would agree with you there |
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"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples
Until now
Yup although I don't have a ruler to hand so I'm going to test them by how many haribo jelly rings I can hang on them
May I eat them afterwards? "
Ok but only if you eat the manky fried eggs for me too |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples
I could measure those for you I'll bring my tape and spirit level lol"
If i used a laser measure and cut a nipple off would i be able to charge for laser surgery? I reckon 3 grand should cover it.   |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples
Until now
Yup although I don't have a ruler to hand so I'm going to test them by how many haribo jelly rings I can hang on them
May I eat them afterwards?
Ok but only if you eat the manky fried eggs for me too"
Anything you want as long as you caress my hair while I am doing so bella ragazza |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do we use for scale?
Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?
whatever you like but you're a 4mm (acceptable) "
Acceptable how patronising is that |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do we use for scale?
Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?
whatever you like but you're a 4mm (acceptable)
Acceptable how patronising is that "
Dear oh dear i feel a sense of humour transplant coming on! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I like it when guys have nice, puffy nipples that are big enough for you to suck on properly when you're getting them off. Even better if they're large enough to get a decent set of nipple clamps on them. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"What do we use for scale?
Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?
whatever you like but you're a 4mm (acceptable)
Acceptable how patronising is that
Dear oh dear i feel a sense of humour transplant coming on! "
Do you ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And to think about the grief we've had over cock size for the last few thousand years! Mention their nipple size once and they get all defensive!
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its men that go on about dick size - not us |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"And to think about the grief we've had over cock size for the last few thousand years! Mention their nipple size once and they get all defensive!
its men that go on about dick size - not us"
see...there you are dragging it up again!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"And to think about the grief we've had over cock size for the last few thousand years! Mention their nipple size once and they get all defensive!
its men that go on about dick size - not us
see...there you are dragging it up again!
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"What do we use for scale?
Haribo jelly rings as suggested? Midget gems? Fruit pastille?
whatever you like but you're a 4mm (acceptable)
Acceptable how patronising is that
Dear oh dear i feel a sense of humour transplant coming on!
Do you ? "
any bigger and and they would be less
"Cherry on Bakewell" and more "marshmallow on a crumpet". It's all about proportion.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Ah but pink ones? Brown ones? Pale ones? Dark ones? And what about the ratio of nip to areola?  "
That's easy...pinkish brown (hedging my bets a little) and a nipple around 7mm in diameter within an areola of approx 17-20mm
Interesting that to me a 7mm tall by 7mm wide nipple works. Maybe someone could calculate the perfect nipple volume from that?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I've just been reading that Small bumps on the areola may be either Montgomery's glands or hair follicles.
I reckon they are pretty darn sexy too!
How many glands round and arealo is perfection though? fuck it this subject is just getting more like a job than fun!
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"I've just been reading that Small bumps on the areola may be either Montgomery's glands or hair follicles.
I reckon they are pretty darn sexy too!
How many glands round and arealo is perfection though? fuck it this subject is just getting more like a job than fun!
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Oh god it gets worse...first my nipples are too small and now I don't have enough nipple glands  |
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"I've just been reading that Small bumps on the areola may be either Montgomery's glands or hair follicles.
I reckon they are pretty darn sexy too!
How many glands round and arealo is perfection though? fuck it this subject is just getting more like a job than fun!
Oh god it gets worse...first my nipples are too small and now I don't have enough nipple glands "
I'm concerned now
I only have "acceptable" nipple measurements and now my glands will be judged too.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Measure your thumb nail. Multiply it by 12, add 60, and then divide by 20 Then you have the length of your nipple
This is especially accurate!
*disclaimer* this only works with artificial nails
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I've just been reading that Small bumps on the areola may be either Montgomery's glands or hair follicles.
You're wrong!! It's braille for suck here "
So that's the silver lining to going blind is it?
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.
lol silly
Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.  "
Sucking hairy tits might change going down to going up? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.
lol silly
Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down. "
stop it I am start to get a hard on |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.
lol silly
Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.
I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane "
I like your imagination. |
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"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.
lol silly
Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.
I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane
I like your imagination. "
For the love of god woman you nearly took my eye out with that profile |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.
lol silly
Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.
I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane
I like your imagination.
For the love of god woman you nearly took my eye out with that profile "
Haha sorry. Am tempted to edit the hatters hair into that pic. |
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"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.
lol silly
Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.
I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane
I like your imagination.
For the love of god woman you nearly took my eye out with that profile
Haha sorry. Am tempted to edit the hatters hair into that pic."
Oh please!!! Do his old pic and put mini spectacles on them too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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The size of the nipple itself is of little concern to me, so long as its not so big you could hang your coat on it. But the areola size is significant.
Cant be doing with ones the size of dinner plates. An ideal areola (for my preference) is around 18-20mm in diameter, smaller if the breasts themselves are smaller.
Dont get me wrong, it wouldnt stop me meeting a girl i otherwise really found attractive, but it is off putting. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I reckon it's hairy ones so i am gonna stop plucking mine.
lol silly
Might buy myself a chest wig and see how that goes down.
I now have an image of nipples sporting the hatters golden mane
I like your imagination.
For the love of god woman you nearly took my eye out with that profile
Haha sorry. Am tempted to edit the hatters hair into that pic.
Oh please!!! Do his old pic and put mini spectacles on them too "
My editing skills are really bad... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The size of the nipple itself is of little concern to me, so long as its not so big you could hang your coat on it. But the areola size is significant.
Cant be doing with ones the size of dinner plates. An ideal areola (for my preference) is around 18-20mm in diameter, smaller if the breasts themselves are smaller.
Dont get me wrong, it wouldnt stop me meeting a girl i otherwise really found attractive, but it is off putting. "
Pretty similar to my preference of around 17-20mm. How exacting is that! |
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"The size of the nipple itself is of little concern to me, so long as its not so big you could hang your coat on it. But the areola size is significant.
Cant be doing with ones the size of dinner plates. An ideal areola (for my preference) is around 18-20mm in diameter, smaller if the breasts themselves are smaller.
Dont get me wrong, it wouldnt stop me meeting a girl i otherwise really found attractive, but it is off putting.
Pretty similar to my preference of around 17-20mm. How exacting is that! "
An areola 2 cm or under?
Wow |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"An areola 2 cm or under?
Wow "
As an ideal :D
Not necessarily a requirement.
Little bee-stings are definitely the most attractive visually. But they are a tiny part of the overall attraction makeup |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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2cm diameter nipples? Really? I'm an F cup, could you imagine how ridiculous that would look lol. Me and my big areole but not particularly erect nipples boobs are going on strike :P I've never had anyone complain about my boobs in person though lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"2cm diameter nipples? Really? I'm an F cup, could you imagine how ridiculous that would look lol. Me and my big areole but not particularly erect nipples boobs are going on strike :P I've never had anyone complain about my boobs in person though lol"
As with MrNorthants below you, proportion is key.
2cm would be an ideal size on an ideal sized pair, which for me is usually 34B/C to 36DD. Which happily is what L is rocking.
I'd agree it would be hard to find that size of areola on a girl with FF. Many years ago I had a FWB with HH and hers were the size of a tennis ball.
And larger ones still look really good, if the breast size is in proportion.
That being said as a trade unionist I strongly support your breasts and your own right to strike :P |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I love my nipples just the way they are. I love how sensitive they are to different temperatures and how they become erect when I'm aroused. I love having them licked, kissed caressed and sucked.
Ladies, today is nipple appreciation day!
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
Bristol |
My areolae are all wonky. I think it gives them character. I have no clue what size my nipples are. Neither do I plan on worrying about such things; I have yet to meet a girl or guy that is turned off by them being less than perfect and since they feel nice being played with I couldn't give a rat's arse either. |
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"Perfect nipple = Automatic Door ( look at their profile )
I did look. And I see what you mean. They are nice "
Hehe it's nice to know it's not just me that admires them. Yours are rather lovely too. |
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By *onny247Man
over a year ago
St. Albans |
"Over the years i have moved from liking big boos, to small then to both. I think the size journey is complete but now i find myself looking much more at the nipple than the boob.
5" long is not a good look and inverted doesn't do it for me (although they can be very sexy on the right girl) but a perfect nipple sitting in the middle of a perfect areola is soooo hard to beat.
What is perfect nipple size (erect)?
I reckon around 7.5mm"
All woman's nipples are fantastic!
I just want to suck and lick them all!
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
What the fuck is an imperfect nipple?
For fuck sake, we have what we have. Like it or lump it.
Believe it or not, they don't exist to please men.
Could there be even ONE part of the female body women are not be made to feel insecure about by judgemental men, please? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Over the years i have moved from liking big boos, to small then to both. I think the size journey is complete but now i find myself looking much more at the nipple than the boob.
5" long is not a good look and inverted doesn't do it for me (although they can be very sexy on the right girl) but a perfect nipple sitting in the middle of a perfect areola is soooo hard to beat.
What is perfect nipple size (erect)?
I reckon around 7.5mm"
twat
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"As if men measuring their cocks isn't bad enough, they're now measuring our nipples!
Put the bloody tape measures and calipers down guys. Some of you are bloody obsessed."
I'm gonna hold a sky remote between my boobs. Or maybe a Lynx can? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I don't find long nipples attractive and I don't see anything different in me saying that as to someone else saying they only meet muscular men or men with big dicks. Someone posts a preference on what he likes/dislikes on a woman and the insecurities manifest. A man shows a sign of being insecure and he's belittled. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"I don't find long nipples attractive and I don't see anything different in me saying that as to someone else saying they only meet muscular men or men with big dicks. Someone posts a preference on what he likes/dislikes on a woman and the insecurities manifest. A man shows a sign of being insecure and he's belittled."
Show me where I have ever belittled a man for showing insecurity.
I hate in equal measure these posts designed to highlight to people all the ways in which they might not measure up.
I'm perfectly happy with my nipples but it doesn't mean I don't recognise the harm this entirely unnecessary comparing and judging does.
If you're not harmed by it, great. You're all right Jack. |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion "
I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible
Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?
Is there a shade chart for them too?
Every time I think I've seen it all.. |
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"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion
I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible
Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?
Is there a shade chart for them too?
Every time I think I've seen it all.."
Would that be like a Dulux paint chart? Or one of those teeth whitening kit charts with miniature nipples to hold up and get the correct shade?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion
I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible
Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?
Is there a shade chart for them too?
Every time I think I've seen it all.."
I'm sure i can remember a thread a while back where some woman was actually worried about the colour of her nipples. I thought it must be a wind up/look at me thread but i do wonder... It saddens me if people are that insecure. I mean actually wtf??!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion
I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible
Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?
Is there a shade chart for them too?
Every time I think I've seen it all.."
well anything over 6.25 m.m is fine and slightly darker than skin colour is fine for me haha come on its nipped for god sake so yes I agree more inportant things to think about what one person says is perfect another may not think so |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion
I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible
Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?
Is there a shade chart for them too?
Every time I think I've seen it all..
I'm sure i can remember a thread a while back where some woman was actually worried about the colour of her nipples. I thought it must be a wind up/look at me thread but i do wonder... It saddens me if people are that insecure. I mean actually wtf??!!"
Some people bleach their arseholes. Where does anyone get the idea their arsehole isn't attractive and requires bleaching?
Enough said.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion
I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible
Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?
Is there a shade chart for them too?
Every time I think I've seen it all.."
I think they must have some special micrometer to measure |
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"I'm still completely amused that this is an actual discussion
I'm astounded. The lengths some people go to in assessing, scoring and categorising others is incredible
Perfect nipples? Specified to half a millimetre?
Is there a shade chart for them too?
Every time I think I've seen it all..
I'm sure i can remember a thread a while back where some woman was actually worried about the colour of her nipples. I thought it must be a wind up/look at me thread but i do wonder... It saddens me if people are that insecure. I mean actually wtf??!!
Some people bleach their arseholes. Where does anyone get the idea their arsehole isn't attractive and requires bleaching?
Enough said.
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I think when a society gets to the stage that it starts worrying about things like that it shows that survival is no longer any sort of struggle and takes up so little of its time that the colour of anuses is all that's left to worry about. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Blimey some people do take things too seriously! I like a nice nipple and have a preference so deal with it!
Why go getting all shirty because i have a preference? WTF!!
Why go from nipples to bleaching arseholes?
It amazes me some people can't just have a laugh and at the slightest sign of provication they have to shout their mouth off their first comment being "twat".
I hope you're not put in charge of negotiating Brexit!! |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
Well OP, being considerate and all, I've taken steps to assure you will never be accidentally faced with the sight of my probably vastly sub-par nipples on here.
I hope that was the effect you wanted? To protect you from the horror of seeing a nipple larger or smaller than the very precisely stated 7.5mm?
I'd avoid swinging clubs and nudist/topless beaches too. You may even see very long or inverted nipples there and that certainly wouldn't do. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't find long nipples attractive and I don't see anything different in me saying that as to someone else saying they only meet muscular men or men with big dicks. Someone posts a preference on what he likes/dislikes on a woman and the insecurities manifest. A man shows a sign of being insecure and he's belittled.
Show me where I have ever belittled a man for showing insecurity.
I hate in equal measure these posts designed to highlight to people all the ways in which they might not measure up.
I'm perfectly happy with my nipples but it doesn't mean I don't recognise the harm this entirely unnecessary comparing and judging does.
If you're not harmed by it, great. You're all right Jack. "
I wasn't talking about you,but if you are concerned about people being harmed because someone doesn't like the way they look shouldn't you be fucking anyone who asks? Can people only blow smoke up each others' arses on here and post flattering comments? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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That's funny! I like your sense of humour
Dee
My nipples get erect very quickly. .no idea what they measure. .if a guy is concerned about that he can 'hoof off!' |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
Somewhere in North Norfolk |
"I don't find long nipples attractive and I don't see anything different in me saying that as to someone else saying they only meet muscular men or men with big dicks. Someone posts a preference on what he likes/dislikes on a woman and the insecurities manifest. A man shows a sign of being insecure and he's belittled.
Show me where I have ever belittled a man for showing insecurity.
I hate in equal measure these posts designed to highlight to people all the ways in which they might not measure up.
I'm perfectly happy with my nipples but it doesn't mean I don't recognise the harm this entirely unnecessary comparing and judging does.
If you're not harmed by it, great. You're all right Jack.
I wasn't talking about you,but if you are concerned about people being harmed because someone doesn't like the way they look shouldn't you be fucking anyone who asks? Can people only blow smoke up each others' arses on here and post flattering comments? "
I don't see the need for these posts that compare and judge like this.
There's a difference between having a preference and discussing and endlessly disecting what is, and is not, "perfect".
For example, some women with inverted nipples are already very insecure about them. There's just no need for the OP going on about them not being his thing.
Does the world need to know it's his preference? Is there any benefit to him announcing it like it matters? He's free to exercise his preference by meeting only the people who appeal to him.
As for shagging everyone, no, nobody should shag anyone so as not to make them feel insecure. There are nice ways to say it though, and the nasty ones.
There's a difference between saying, "no thank you", to someone and declining them by criticising them in some way.
Someone simply not being someone else's type is not a criticism. I won't meet you because you're too skinny/too short/too fat or your nipples/cock/nose/eyelashes are imperfect is a criticism.
It's completely unnecessary, it has no positive benefit and can be harmful.
I'm not sure why you think the only alternative to being critical of others (especially over things they can't change) is blowing smoke up people's arses. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples
Nor me and I don't intend to start either "
I've never measured mine either non erect or erect!! haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples
Nor me and I don't intend to start either
I've never measured mine either non erect or erect!! haha "
They fit perfectly into a sluts mouth and that's what matters to me X smothering his Nose n mouth lol xx |
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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago
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"Sod letting them messure there nipple lets all get about on the size of the hole we want haha
And thats not the one they chat with haha
Pay back ladies lol"
Pay back for what, exactly? I like meeting people I have fun with and that involves talking as well as fucking. Swinging isn't exactly a combative activity. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can quite honestly say I've never measured my nipples
Until now
Yup although I don't have a ruler to hand so I'm going to test them by how many haribo jelly rings I can hang on them "
My girlfriends and I used to joke that the way to measure them was by how many cds you could get on them |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Sod letting them messure there nipple lets all get about on the size of the hole we want haha
And thats not the one they chat with haha
Pay back ladies lol"
I'm guessing you only need a little hole *cries with laughter* |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don't find long nipples attractive and I don't see anything different in me saying that as to someone else saying they only meet muscular men or men with big dicks. Someone posts a preference on what he likes/dislikes on a woman and the insecurities manifest. A man shows a sign of being insecure and he's belittled.
Show me where I have ever belittled a man for showing insecurity.
I hate in equal measure these posts designed to highlight to people all the ways in which they might not measure up.
I'm perfectly happy with my nipples but it doesn't mean I don't recognise the harm this entirely unnecessary comparing and judging does.
If you're not harmed by it, great. You're all right Jack.
I wasn't talking about you,but if you are concerned about people being harmed because someone doesn't like the way they look shouldn't you be fucking anyone who asks? Can people only blow smoke up each others' arses on here and post flattering comments?
I don't see the need for these posts that compare and judge like this.
There's a difference between having a preference and discussing and endlessly disecting what is, and is not, "perfect".
For example, some women with inverted nipples are already very insecure about them. There's just no need for the OP going on about them not being his thing.
Does the world need to know it's his preference? Is there any benefit to him announcing it like it matters? He's free to exercise his preference by meeting only the people who appeal to him.
As for shagging everyone, no, nobody should shag anyone so as not to make them feel insecure. There are nice ways to say it though, and the nasty ones.
There's a difference between saying, "no thank you", to someone and declining them by criticising them in some way.
Someone simply not being someone else's type is not a criticism. I won't meet you because you're too skinny/too short/too fat or your nipples/cock/nose/eyelashes are imperfect is a criticism.
It's completely unnecessary, it has no positive benefit and can be harmful.
I'm not sure why you think the only alternative to being critical of others (especially over things they can't change) is blowing smoke up people's arses. "
Quite right!
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do you think of your nipples OP? "
Well i suppose that being a bloke my nipples are something that i take for granted. I do have to admit the first time i went for a decent run and got one of them chaffed it changed my view a bit! Felt a bit stupid putting plasters on my nipples the next time but at least it worked.
In all honesty if my nipples were attached to a pair of 36dd boobs and not my less impressive moobs i'd probably be tweaking them right now instead of spending quite so much time typing.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"What do you think of your nipples OP? "
Having read your profile... " My vices include G&T, wine, chocolate and bubbly."... I feel i should point out that you could save a substantial amount of time and reduce the packaging you dispose of by switching to Aero! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The most perfect nipples I've ever seen belong to Summer from Herts on here....take a look they are amazing!!"
replace "perfect" with "biggest" and you're on the right lines. Does she ever fall over them?
Add another 30 seconds to the doors opening 2 minutes before she gets their due to the size of her tits.
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