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"I have told this storey a few times, so happy to share again; A couple of years ago whilst I was going through a divorce, an old "chat buddy" off another chat site who both me and my ex had known off for a long time, when all of a sudden she contacted me on FAB's, we had chatted off n on for few months, but she never suggested a meet- all of a sudden one day after exchanged face pics, she asked if I wanted to visit her house as she was alone; I thought what the hell, she looks good, my type larger women about size 16/18 and smart looking to, so I went for it........... I arrived at her house to be greeted with a junk pile in front garden, curtains hanging off window and then this what I will only describe as a size 26/28 grossly over weight looking women with matted hair and dirty finger nails, wearing a slip over nighty that look like it never seen a washing machine, at the front door ....I stood by my car door, I just said "sorry your not for me, but thanks" and I left... Then the problems started - she then proceed to stalk me for 6 months, bombarding me with phone calls and text messages and because me and my ex had chatted to her lots over the previous years, she knew where I worked and used to turn up and sit on wall opposite my work, she even started to ring my office. I did report her, but she re inented herself a few time, so eventually in 2014 I left the site for 4 months -since my return, not seen or heard from her So that's my storey about bad meets My lesson learnt , was social meet first no matter what J "So she wasn't for you then?  | |||
"I once met someone who told me he had just been released from prison for a very violent calm and that's the reason he was new to the area. TERRIFYING ! " Crime ! Not calm , predictive text grrr | |||
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"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there" So that will be a social first next time then  . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you "Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on"That's probably wise | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise "So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x"Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly  | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x
Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly "It's a trap haha | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x
Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly
It's a trap haha "Sshhush you! Wonder if he likes hairy bears I really haven't got the will to shave my cock and balls today . Fuck it he can like it or lump it! | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x
Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly
It's a trap haha
Sshhush you! Wonder if he likes hairy bears I really haven't got the will to shave my cock and balls today . Fuck it he can like it or lump it!"Ha has been warned haha | |||
" So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x
Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly
It's a trap haha
Sshhush you! Wonder if he likes hairy bears I really haven't got the will to shave my cock and balls today . Fuck it he can like it or lump it!
Ha has been warned haha "Oh cheers mate you've made me blow my cover now,I'm sure he won't notice my meat and two veg will he! | |||
" So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x
Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly
It's a trap haha
Sshhush you! Wonder if he likes hairy bears I really haven't got the will to shave my cock and balls today . Fuck it he can like it or lump it!
Ha has been warned haha
Oh cheers mate you've made me blow my cover now,I'm sure he won't notice my meat and two veg will he!"What happened to your tuna tunnel ? | |||
" So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x
Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly
It's a trap haha
Sshhush you! Wonder if he likes hairy bears I really haven't got the will to shave my cock and balls today . Fuck it he can like it or lump it!
Ha has been warned haha
Oh cheers mate you've made me blow my cover now,I'm sure he won't notice my meat and two veg will he!
What happened to your tuna tunnel ?"Tuna tunnel?! | |||
"Yep stood up by a woman I suspect was a man. I've learnt my lesson. That won't be happening again. " If u suspected she was a man mlwhy arrange a meet? Lol | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there" Haha oh dear, if I was a guy I'd like to think I'd do things like that! | |||
" So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x
Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly
It's a trap haha
Sshhush you! Wonder if he likes hairy bears I really haven't got the will to shave my cock and balls today . Fuck it he can like it or lump it!
Ha has been warned haha
Oh cheers mate you've made me blow my cover now,I'm sure he won't notice my meat and two veg will he!
What happened to your tuna tunnel ?
Tuna tunnel?! "Or fish taco it depends on how you prefer me to call it haha I know I am charming  | |||
" So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x
Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly
It's a trap haha
Sshhush you! Wonder if he likes hairy bears I really haven't got the will to shave my cock and balls today . Fuck it he can like it or lump it!
Ha has been warned haha
Oh cheers mate you've made me blow my cover now,I'm sure he won't notice my meat and two veg will he!
What happened to your tuna tunnel ?
Tuna tunnel?!
Or fish taco it depends on how you prefer me to call it haha
I know I am charming "The blooming cat got stuck up there that's why I have to use my cock nowadays | |||
" So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
That's probably wise
So where would you like to meet for coffee lol x
Just come to mine you can trust me...honestly
It's a trap haha
Sshhush you! Wonder if he likes hairy bears I really haven't got the will to shave my cock and balls today . Fuck it he can like it or lump it!
Ha has been warned haha
Oh cheers mate you've made me blow my cover now,I'm sure he won't notice my meat and two veg will he!
What happened to your tuna tunnel ?
Tuna tunnel?!
Or fish taco it depends on how you prefer me to call it haha
I know I am charming
The blooming cat got stuck up there that's why I have to use my cock nowadays "You tricked your cat as well !! It couldn't resist that intoxicating smell haha | |||
" Ha has been warned haha Oh cheers mate you've made me blow my cover now,I'm sure he won't notice my meat and two veg will he! What happened to your tuna tunnel ? Tuna tunnel?!
Or fish taco it depends on how you prefer me to call it haha
I know I am charming
The blooming cat got stuck up there that's why I have to use my cock nowadays
You tricked your cat as well !! It couldn't resist that intoxicating smell haha "She was a dumb cat,it's times like this though that you wish cat's tongues were smooth | |||
" Ha has been warned haha Oh cheers mate you've made me blow my cover now,I'm sure he won't notice my meat and two veg will he! What happened to your tuna tunnel ? Tuna tunnel?!
Or fish taco it depends on how you prefer me to call it haha
I know I am charming
The blooming cat got stuck up there that's why I have to use my cock nowadays
You tricked your cat as well !! It couldn't resist that intoxicating smell haha
She was a dumb cat,it's times like this though that you wish cat's tongues were smooth "Hahaha I love when mine clean my beard though better than a comb | |||
" You tricked your cat as well !! It couldn't resist that intoxicating smell haha She was a dumb cat,it's times like this though that you wish cat's tongues were smooth
Hahaha I love when mine clean my beard though better than a comb "I think your cat is getting confused with it's own fur | |||
"Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ... "We've found verifications don't mean much at all in regards to reliability or personality. They tend to confirm very little except what a "great time" the writer had. 100% subjective. However isn't the mystery part of the fun? ( as long as youve established you're not meeting an 1830's Parisian cathedral bell ringer with his FB Esmarelda) Stop worrying and have some fun.  | |||
" You tricked your cat as well !! It couldn't resist that intoxicating smell haha She was a dumb cat,it's times like this though that you wish cat's tongues were smooth
Hahaha I love when mine clean my beard though better than a comb
I think your cat is getting confused with it's own fur "Hahaha | |||
"I once met someone who told me he had just been released from prison for a very violent calm and that's the reason he was new to the area. TERRIFYING ! Crime ! Not calm , predictive text grrr" Wow !!! that must have been  | |||
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"I met with one couple that wanted me to call them mum and day!" Did you? | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there" This made me proper chuckle x | |||
Never finish a date before with, I think you should fuck off now and get your train.
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"I met with one couple that wanted me to call them mum and day! Did you?" No way | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on"ADHD of the dick... It's very common. | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there" I LOVE this story I'll tell my bestie when I give her my weekly fab update | |||
"I have told this storey a few times, so happy to share again; A couple of years ago whilst I was going through a divorce, an old "chat buddy" off another chat site who both me and my ex had known off for a long time, when all of a sudden she contacted me on FAB's, we had chatted off n on for few months, but she never suggested a meet- all of a sudden one day after exchanged face pics, she asked if I wanted to visit her house as she was alone; I thought what the hell, she looks good, my type larger women about size 16/18 and smart looking to, so I went for it........... I arrived at her house to be greeted with a junk pile in front garden, curtains hanging off window and then this what I will only describe as a size 26/28 grossly over weight looking women with matted hair and dirty finger nails, wearing a slip over nighty that look like it never seen a washing machine, at the front door ....I stood by my car door, I just said "sorry your not for me, but thanks" and I left... Then the problems started - she then proceed to stalk me for 6 months, bombarding me with phone calls and text messages and because me and my ex had chatted to her lots over the previous years, she knew where I worked and used to turn up and sit on wall opposite my work, she even started to ring my office. I did report her, but she re inented herself a few time, so eventually in 2014 I left the site for 4 months -since my return, not seen or heard from her So that's my storey about bad meets My lesson learnt , was social meet first no matter what J "I think i've met her when she opened the door i said i've come to read the gas meter. She said, i'll show you where it is, then i said never mind you can have it for free and left! "If Carlsberg made up excuses for swerving mingers..." | |||
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"I have told this storey a few times, so happy to share again; A couple of years ago whilst I was going through a divorce, an old "chat buddy" off another chat site who both me and my ex had known off for a long time, when all of a sudden she contacted me on FAB's, we had chatted off n on for few months, but she never suggested a meet- all of a sudden one day after exchanged face pics, she asked if I wanted to visit her house as she was alone; I thought what the hell, she looks good, my type larger women about size 16/18 and smart looking to, so I went for it........... I arrived at her house to be greeted with a junk pile in front garden, curtains hanging off window and then this what I will only describe as a size 26/28 grossly over weight looking women with matted hair and dirty finger nails, wearing a slip over nighty that look like it never seen a washing machine, at the front door ....I stood by my car door, I just said "sorry your not for me, but thanks" and I left... Then the problems started - she then proceed to stalk me for 6 months, bombarding me with phone calls and text messages and because me and my ex had chatted to her lots over the previous years, she knew where I worked and used to turn up and sit on wall opposite my work, she even started to ring my office. I did report her, but she re inented herself a few time, so eventually in 2014 I left the site for 4 months -since my return, not seen or heard from her So that's my storey about bad meets My lesson learnt , was social meet first no matter what J
I think i've met her
when she opened the door i said i've come to read the gas meter. She said, i'll show you where it is, then i said never mind you can have it for free and left!
"If Carlsberg made up excuses for swerving mingers..."
"I think me just saying "not for me" was enough, brutal but honest and as things worked out, it was still a good judgment | |||
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"My worst ever - I took a woman to a club in Manchester. She got d*unk very quickly, and jumped into the hot tub fully clothed. She then vanished into a private room with an Asian fella - when she emerged she slapped me round the face hard because (and I quote her actual words) I'd "let her go off with a Paki". I was so pissed off I took her home - and she threw up in my car. Never again!" | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there" Holy shit...... Made me giggle a little though | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there Holy shit...... Made me giggle a little though" Looking back on it, it was quite comical. Hey ho we live and learn lol | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there Holy shit...... Made me giggle a little though Looking back on it, it was quite comical. Hey ho we live and learn lol" He's lucky you didn't thump him,the next guy he does that to may! | |||
"My worst ever - I took a woman to a club in Manchester. She got d*unk very quickly, and jumped into the hot tub fully clothed. She then vanished into a private room with an Asian fella - when she emerged she slapped me round the face hard because (and I quote her actual words) I'd "let her go off with a Paki". I was so pissed off I took her home - and she threw up in my car. Never again!" Classic | |||
"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there" You should have taught him a lesson.. I would ask to use the bathroom and taken his tooth brush and rubbed it in the toilet. I would have pissed on his floor.. Also.....You have to take a stand and teach these men a lesson. Shoot me his address... I'll show him not to waste people's time | |||
"A lovely lady but she had like 50 cats her house absolutely reeked of cat piss..... that strong it made my eyes water " who was she ? . Pm me please so I don't make that mistake | |||
"Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ...
We've found verifications don't mean much at all in regards to reliability or personality. They tend to confirm very little except what a "great time" the writer had. 100% subjective.
However isn't the mystery part of the fun? ( as long as youve established you're not meeting an 1830's Parisian cathedral bell ringer with his FB Esmarelda)
Stop worrying and have some fun. "exactly my point to. Would you like to meet up | |||
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"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there So that will be a social first next time then . These are kinda funny. Men stop turning up at people's door's you may not like what's unfront of you
Too many times do men have their cocks rule their heads. Social for me from now on
"As serious as it sounded being there with that guy & no woman, you obviously got out ok, it did make me chuckle | |||
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"Yes Two bad meets One of them obviously hadn't showeered and left skidd marks on the bed when he sat down....sorry..I shouldn't have said that now, I feel slightly ever so squeamish! Thank goodness we didn't get too close! Or did any rimming..horror of horrors! Another guy came into his boxers after a fondle at the end of the bed and promptly ran out of the room with sheer embarrassment stating he had to go and pick up his son! Thee are more but don't have time.to list them!" what do you do to these guys? Turn them into wrecks?? | |||
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"met a couple a while back dogging and i was licking and finger the lady when out of the blue the guy pissed all over me felt like killing him " Chuffing hell haha | |||
when I later politely replied (daren't tell him to his face!) that I didn't want to meet for more he got quite abusive
Then there was the guy who tried to tell me he worked for MI5 and was carrying a side arm
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"I have had one or two dodgy ones, but if I had to pick the one that scared me the most? Met up with a guy and seemed normal enough, went to a Hotel. Afterwards, he started to tell me about when he was recently arrested for trying to set his ex-wife's house on fire - with her in it! Got quite agitated and strode around the room (naked) demonstrating him being handcuffed by a female police officer. (She was a bit rough apparently)! It was when he started shouting and foaming at the mouth that I got really concerned and was trying to get dressed as fast as I could without appearing to. The worst bit was that he was between me and the door, but the moment he moved away, I made a run for it. He suddenly realised that I was off, asked me to wait for him, he'd walk me to my car, I said I had to dash and legged it down the corridor with him hollering after me that we ought to do it again!" That's kinda comical in a horrifying way! | |||
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"Anyone here had any bad experience while meeting someone off this site ? Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ... "You can have bad meets with verified people you know | |||
"Yes Two bad meets One of them obviously hadn't showeered and left skidd marks on the bed when he sat down....sorry..I shouldn't have said that now, I feel slightly ever so squeamish! Thank goodness we didn't get too close! Or did any rimming..horror of horrors! Another guy came into his boxers after a fondle at the end of the bed and promptly ran out of the room with sheer embarrassment stating he had to go and pick up his son! Thee are more but don't have time.to list them! what do you do to these guys? Turn them into wrecks?? "Me? Nah I'm a real pussycat! They were maybe just nervous. Or one was suffering from a bug! | |||
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"Anyone here had any bad experience while meeting someone off this site ? Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ... "Verified or not, anyone who's seriously wanting to meet rarely has a problem speaking on the phone (number hidden or not) in advance. Simple hello etc. Someone looking for an adult meet, wanting mf, mfm or moresome fun whilst being to scared/nervous to speak on the phone isn't a good sign. The only exception i've seen thats understandable is when a cpl/fem are wanting to meet a 'total stranger' for specific situations. The latter is where verification's are always a good sign. After meeting real deal cpls/females for years the difference between people wanting to meet for real and fakers, pretenders on the piss take is massive. Anything that makes you hmmm or give a negative gut feel does so for a reason. | |||
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"I met a man who stunk of smoke and refused to do anything with him, and he got arsey and let another meet we were chatting away and things didnt add up to how he was replying he then said hed hacked his mates fab account and decided to meet me that was a bit scary. the worst one tho and it still traumtises me now--met a guy off here we got on so well we were talking about having a relashionship, chatted and texted everyday met up a fair few times, talked about fantasys etc, then I get a phone call one sun night with him saying Ive got something to tell you! I said are you married etc no he said im in court tomorrow got caught downloading child porn. I lost it completely yelling etc and put phone down following day he rang and said hed got off and was having help etc stupidly chose to still talk to him but said no to our relashioship, 3 days later he then drops another bombshell that this wasn't the first time hed been done for this and had been to prison twice before, 2 weeks later I got a call from a copper wanting to talk to me regarding him as hed told them I worked in care and had friends who had young kids it all kicked off again as if we.d had a relashionship my friends would have had to know and all my employers don't see himnow and have had very few meets since him" | |||
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"My worst ever - I took a woman to a club in Manchester. She got d*unk very quickly, and jumped into the hot tub fully clothed. She then vanished into a private room with an Asian fella - when she emerged she slapped me round the face hard because (and I quote her actual words) I'd "let her go off with a Paki". I was so pissed off I took her home - and she threw up in my car. Never again!" I wouldn't have given her a lift home! Would have left her there! | |||
" the worst one tho and it still traumtises me now--met a guy off here we got on so well we were talking about having a relashionship, chatted and texted everyday met up a fair few times, talked about fantasys etc, then I get a phone call one sun night with him saying Ive got something to tell you! I said are you married etc no he said im in court tomorrow got caught downloading child porn." This is something else!
My worst experience? Agreeing to meet an unverified female (and even speaking to them briefly on the phone beforehand), only to arrive and discover the most unconvincing TV ever. Stubble an' all. | |||
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"Anyone here had any bad experience while meeting someone off this site ? Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ... "Years back from a contact ad in the Loot paper I met a woman who described herself as attractive but who turned out to be a flat chested, bull necked, bespecticalled,overweight, repulsive, ugly bitch. Guess where she can be contacted now. Pass the sick bucket fabbers. | |||
"Anyone here had any bad experience while meeting someone off this site ? Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ...
Years back from a contact ad in the Loot paper I met a woman who described herself as attractive but who turned out to be a flat chested, bull necked, bespecticalled,overweight, repulsive, ugly bitch. Guess where she can be contacted now. Pass the sick bucket fabbers." | |||
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"Anyone here had any bad experience while meeting someone off this site ? Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ...
Verified or not, anyone who's seriously wanting to meet rarely has a problem speaking on the phone (number hidden or not) in advance. Simple hello etc.
Someone looking for an adult meet, wanting mf, mfm or moresome fun whilst being to scared/nervous to speak on the phone isn't a good sign. The only exception i've seen thats understandable is when a cpl/fem are wanting to meet a 'total stranger' for specific situations. The latter is where verification's are always a good sign.
After meeting real deal cpls/females for years the difference between people wanting to meet for real and fakers, pretenders on the piss take is massive.
Anything that makes you hmmm or give a negative gut feel does so for a reason."I wouldn't say that was quite right. I don't do phone chats but am certainly genuine. I do however do socials first.....  | |||
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"My worst meet was wierd. I had been messaging a woman on and off for about 5 months or so. We arranged to meet at hers one korning. I turned up and trxt as agreed. She replied with 'oh good you are here, i have to tell you that we wont be alone, i have a male friend over to join us'. Not wanting to come across as prudish i agreed. She then text me ' Come in and come straight upstairs, i will be with you soon'. I went in and entered the bedroom. There was a guy on the bed wanking. He just smiled and told me she wanted us naked and hard. Being naive i undressed and started playing with myself. Timebwas ticking by so i asked the guy what the plan was. He told me that she wanted us ready to go. After 20 mins i decided to text to see where she was. I sent the text and the guys phone pinged. Bastard had only been the woman i was talking to for 5 months. I hot footed it out of there" Hahaha that's the best funniest thing I ever read | |||
"met a couple a while back dogging and i was licking and finger the lady when out of the blue the guy pissed all over me felt like killing him " No..this is hahaha | |||
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"Anyone here had any bad experience while meeting someone off this site ? Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ... "Meet for a social in a public place: problem solved. I've dodged many a bullet having social meets first. Some people must surround themselves with talking mirrors and motivational tapes as they're totally deluded and not wrapped too tight! | |||
"Anyone here had any bad experience while meeting someone off this site ? Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ...
Years back from a contact ad in the Loot paper I met a woman who described herself as attractive but who turned out to be a flat chested, bull necked, bespecticalled,overweight, repulsive, ugly bitch. Guess where she can be contacted now. Pass the sick bucket fabbers."Your house because you married her? | |||
"Anyone here had any bad experience while meeting someone off this site ? Kind of worried to meet people with out verification as they might me fake ...
Years back from a contact ad in the Loot paper I met a woman who described herself as attractive but who turned out to be a flat chested, bull necked, bespecticalled,overweight, repulsive, ugly bitch. Guess where she can be contacted now. Pass the sick bucket fabbers.
Your house because you married her? "How did you guess? My uneaven patio stones? | |||
