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Biggest turn off on an intimate meet...

By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?"

Yuek skid marks, that's gross....good job you didn't rim him.....

I had a meet once, had to do it on duvet in living room, he said there was mould in bedroom. He breath tasted gross from cigarette smoke and he stank off tooth Decay. I hastily made my getaway.

He was not from this site.

XXX

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?

Yuek skid marks, that's gross....good job you didn't rim him.....

I had a meet once, had to do it on duvet in living room, he said there was mould in bedroom. He breath tasted gross from cigarette smoke and he stank off tooth Decay. I hastily made my getaway.

He was not from this site.

XXX"

Very very true..

I was so glad I didn't! Yuk! I was staying over in the RO and had to get housekeeping to change the duvet as it was making me retch!

Doesn't take seconds to have a quick shower does it?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear..

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By *ee VianteWoman over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.."

The horror!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?

Yuek skid marks, that's gross....good job you didn't rim him.....

I had a meet once, had to do it on duvet in living room, he said there was mould in bedroom. He breath tasted gross from cigarette smoke and he stank off tooth Decay. I hastily made my getaway.

He was not from this site.

XXX

Very very true..

I was so glad I didn't! Yuk! I was staying over in the RO and had to get housekeeping to change the duvet as it was making me retch!

Doesn't take seconds to have a quick shower does it?"

Went down on a guy once to find that he had 'klingons'! I stopped very quickly!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

i feel really lucky not to have met anyone like this.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

I always have a wee first as I don't want a full bladder whilst squirting. However, I always wash afterwards, not just wipe.

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By *asokittyWoman over a year ago

Nr Worksop

"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.."

Omg imagine.........

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?

Yuek skid marks, that's gross....good job you didn't rim him.....

I had a meet once, had to do it on duvet in living room, he said there was mould in bedroom. He breath tasted gross from cigarette smoke and he stank off tooth Decay. I hastily made my getaway.

He was not from this site.

XXX

Very very true..

I was so glad I didn't! Yuk! I was staying over in the RO and had to get housekeeping to change the duvet as it was making me retch!

Doesn't take seconds to have a quick shower does it?

Went down on a guy once to find that he had 'klingons'! I stopped very quickly!

OMG I'd of walked if that happened to me !!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.."

how very dare they!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?"

...maybe the guy shat himself on the bed cos he was so nervous about meeting you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

It's pretty stomach churning stuff isn't it (apart from mismatched undies) - another thing I forgot to mention is smelly pits. Again it is a case of please shower first or if it is not possible please use adequate deoderant.

In my case the guy I was with smelt great and had aftershave, clean clothes, teeth,fingernails but his arse was needing a scrub. Thank bloody goodness I didn't even do 69!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?"

Maybe your filtering process could use some work!

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

That is what wet wipes are for

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By *rfeelgoodMan over a year ago

london

Hey its not just men some girl I was chasing for ages when we finally met we went to the movies after a drink she wasn't a fan of horror so was putting her scarf over face I though what thats smell cant be her breath but yes it was I thought ok no kissing you back in hotel.

She was a bit shy of her body so

Lights off, while licking her nipples I thought there a stray hair from her head on her chest

So i turned side light on low and behold she had hairy nipples 3 hairs that you could corn row them they where so long thought ok she got two tits moved to the other one and that was worse lol

I went limp as a soggy bicky to this day she probably thinks I couldn't get it up but was down to the hairy nipples and fowl breath lol moral of the story tooth paste mouth wash and a Bic razor haha

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple over a year ago

Surrey

"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear..

The horror!

We've had 'skid marks on sheets man' and you give us 'knickers don't match bra woman' err, no contest really!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Hey its not just men some girl I was chasing for ages when we finally met we went to the movies after a drink she wasn't a fan of horror so was putting her scarf over face I though what thats smell cant be her breath but yes it was I thought ok no kissing you back in hotel.

She was a bit shy of her body so

Lights off, while licking her nipples I thought there a stray hair from her head on her chest

So i turned side light on low and behold she had hairy nipples 3 hairs that you could corn row them they where so long thought ok she got two tits moved to the other one and that was worse lol

I went limp as a soggy bicky to this day she probably thinks I couldn't get it up but was down to the hairy nipples and fowl breath lol moral of the story tooth paste mouth wash and a Bic razor haha "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I feel lucky that the people I've met have been clean !! But omg some of the stories are gross! Mind you I've had a chuckle over them !! Sorry

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear..

The horror!

I hope he reported her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Guys who lick your face

Nothing will turn me off quicker

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By *anejohnkent6263Couple over a year ago

canterbury

a friend had me in fits.....girl in a club having lots of fun ....got to the 0 point and dropped a brown log out ...laugh I could of pissed my self

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By *ackDMissMorganCouple over a year ago

Halifax

"i feel really lucky not to have met anyone like this.

Me too.Miss.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread.

All right fine, we'll join you in that bath

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Going back a number of years now.

Sorry but I don't think you can better (if that's the correct term) this. After a bit of touching, kissing etc I removed the girls knickers and slowly went down to give oral. I'm so glad I looked first as I spotted a small white thing that I thought was a bit of fluff, then another and another. I then noticed one move.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

Sorry about that. They've gone now so do you fancy trying again?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I have been unlucky or just have a very keen sense of smell as I have had a few with bad breath and whiffy downstairs too. Mainly from pof though where sex wasn't necessarily on the cards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I think I have been unlucky or just have a very keen sense of smell as I have had a few with bad breath and whiffy downstairs too. Mainly from pof though where sex wasn't necessarily on the cards.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread.

All right fine, we'll join you in that bath

Please do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How? "

Humans can carry thread worms, usually more common in children

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

So if you rim somebody......ok I'll stop there

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

What!? Where the hell do they come from?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How? "

google threadworms

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

What!? Where the hell do they come from? "

I googled it. Jesus Christ why did I Google it? My search history would give people nightmares.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

What!? Where the hell do they come from? "

They are spread from people to people

Mostly children as kids tend to have closer contact

If a child has worms and they scratch their bottom and get eggs behind their nails, then hold hands with another child, pass on the eggs hand to hand, then that child puts its fingers in its mouth they have a new host and the cycle continues

They spread really easy though so if a child has them the chances are the whole family will, the Dr will treat the whole family, so if somebody you meet has a kid with worms and they have picked them up, rimming them is a guaranteed way of picking them up

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By *ilthyfucks69Couple over a year ago

Neverland

My biggest turn off is a guy thinking I'm just raring to go and pumping his fingers in and out of me roughly.

Now don't get me wrong I like this treatment when fully wet but not as soon as you drop my knickers as will not always be sufficiently wet

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

What!? Where the hell do they come from?

They are spread from people to people

Mostly children as kids tend to have closer contact

That's it, I'm off for the snip.

I have never scratched my anal ring, I don't remember it ever itching and what the hell is wrong with people.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"My biggest turn off is a guy thinking I'm just raring to go and pumping his fingers in and out of me roughly.

Now don't get me wrong I like this treatment when fully wet but not as soon as you drop my knickers as will not always be sufficiently wet

Mrs"

I blame the needing to make a woman squirt obsession for that kind of thing

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

What!? Where the hell do they come from?

I googled it. Jesus Christ why did I Google it? My search history would give people nightmares.

Ordinarily I would but I was scared of what I'd find. I assumed I'd get a tamer answer from fab. I still refuse to Google blue waffle.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

are you sure the skid marks weren't on the sheets already..

this is the Travelodge after all

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Good god these are horrifying. And there was me about to moan about a bed covered in cat hair!

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Haha.. I've just posted on another thread about this very issue!!

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By *exycouplemmmmCouple over a year ago

Surrey

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How? "

Thread worms, are inside the anus... They come out at night to lay eggs around the entrance and itch. Then, the person scratches their bum in the night... And often transfers the eggs (as they are tiny) to their mouth (if they don't wash their hands) and the cycle starts again. I.e. Eggs swallowed, hatch and worms start the whole thing again.

But I'm not sure they'd be around the vagina?!?! But def bum! PS it's usually kids that get these... So be warned. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Love this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How?

But I'm not sure they'd be around the vagina?!?! But def bum! PS it's usually kids that get these... So be warned. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE! "

They should just replace sex education classes with facts like this. It would wipe out the birth rate in one swift move.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When hubby pulls up on drive from work early on a meet with a fab single

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

What!? Where the hell do they come from?

They are spread from people to people

Mostly children as kids tend to have closer contact

That's it, I'm off for the snip.

I have never scratched my anal ring, I don't remember it ever itching and what the hell is wrong with people. "

You can't help catching them, they aren't something that only dirty people get

They are a normal human parasite and anybody can pick them up

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

not laughed so much in ages!

fab thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

What!? Where the hell do they come from?

They are spread from people to people

Mostly children as kids tend to have closer contact

That's it, I'm off for the snip.

I have never scratched my anal ring, I don't remember it ever itching and what the hell is wrong with people.

You can't help catching them, they aren't something that only dirty people get

They are a normal human parasite and anybody can pick them up "

Anyone except me, my family, anyone I've ever considered a friend or partner. I have literally never known anyone get these kind of problems.

Maybe because we don't stick our fingers in our ass and then suck them...

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Guys who lick your face

Nothing will turn me off quicker "

Hahahaha!

Like a dog?

Who does that?

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By *radleywigginsMan over a year ago

northwest

Something that rather than turning me off made me want to finish things a little quicker was the unanticipated presence (in the bedroom) of an Olympic weights bench stacked with over 100kg.

The girl, well she was lovely, but at 5 foot and 7 stone, I doubt she could've lifted them..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

What put me off is poor hygiene,dirty finger nails,bad breath or lack of personal care! Smell of cigarettes on them! If a guy doesn't make the effort on first meeting to smell nice and dress nice! I won't meet him again!To meet tramps I go to town and meet them at the City centre!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How?

But I'm not sure they'd be around the vagina?!?! But def bum! PS it's usually kids that get these... So be warned. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE! "

they wiggle upwards to the nice warm moist area.....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys who lick your face

Nothing will turn me off quicker

Hahahaha!

Like a dog?

Who does that?"

I've met a few

I hate it

And when they start licking and putting their tongue down your ear

Ewwww

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

I don't even understand the concept? Some people have worms up their ass? Why? How?

But I'm not sure they'd be around the vagina?!?! But def bum! PS it's usually kids that get these... So be warned. WASH YOUR HANDS PEOPLE!

they wiggle upwards to the nice warm moist area....."

Admin please close this thread. Mercy, mercy.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Guys who lick your face

Nothing will turn me off quicker

Hahahaha!

Like a dog?

Who does that?

I've met a few

I hate it

And when they start licking and putting their tongue down your ear

Ewwww

Hey I like that

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Guys who lick your face

Nothing will turn me off quicker

Hahahaha!

Like a dog?

Who does that?

I've met a few

I hate it

And when they start licking and putting their tongue down your ear

Ewwww

Hahahha!

I can honestly say that tonguing someone's ear has never occured to me...

I am a bit of a neck biter on occasion though...

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

"a friend had me in fits.....girl in a club having lots of fun ....got to the 0 point and dropped a brown log out ...laugh I could of pissed my self"

Fuck me. That did make me laugh!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

hahahah hmmmmm do i believe anybody that says they have never had an itchy bum

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

You win! I got Klingons, but you got worms!!! I think I would've thrown up.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Reading some of these i have been so lucky

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a friend had me in fits.....girl in a club having lots of fun ....got to the 0 point and dropped a brown log out ...laugh I could of pissed my self

Fuck me. That did make me laugh! "

Me too lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"a friend had me in fits.....girl in a club having lots of fun ....got to the 0 point and dropped a brown log out ...laugh I could of pissed my self

Fuck me. That did make me laugh!

Me too lol "

Hehe ....I nearly shit myself too

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By *yldstyleWoman over a year ago

A world of my own

I feel a bit sick now..

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By *he-Hosiery-GentMan over a year ago

Older Hot Bearded Guy

One time I pulled this girl in a club went back to her place...

Get to her bedroom and on her bedside table she has a clear plastic box with her pet rat in it.

We never ended up having sex that night.

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By *allipygousMan over a year ago

Leicester

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

As long as she was clean before she peed and had a wipe afterwards then I don't see the problem.

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By *ikerP1000Man over a year ago

Durham

I went to a meet where they had dogs.... There was dog shit everywhere and the place stunk. I did a quick about turn ..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?"

Where they local guys?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.."

Mismatched underwear is all the rage now...

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By *allipygousMan over a year ago

Leicester

"It's pretty stomach churning stuff isn't it (apart from mismatched undies) - another thing I forgot to mention is smelly pits. Again it is a case of please shower first or if it is not possible please use adequate deoderant.

In my case the guy I was with smelt great and had aftershave, clean clothes, teeth,fingernails but his arse was needing a scrub. Thank bloody goodness I didn't even do 69!"

A woman's smelly armpits are like catnip to me. You may be surprised how many are happy to leave them unwashed when asked nicely

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By *arksidesubCouple over a year ago

not far from you..

Jeez,some real horror stories!..

No I've never had a bad meet regards to cleanliness!..

Thank god I'd have to walk away...

No make that RUN!..

Eww

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear..

Mismatched underwear is all the rage now...

So avant-guarde, darling!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?"

I'd hope I never got to a sexual meet with this type of guy. I suppose we all need socials

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

After reading some of the posts on here suddenly I don't feel as bad not getting any action in the past two years!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear.."

Don't think I ever wear matching under wear ....

What a skanky tramp I am

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I read a post once

If she gets undressed and she's wearing matching underwear it is her who decided sex was going to happen not you

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I have had the occasional meet who thought it was acceptable to turn up in mismatched underwear..

Don't think I ever wear matching under wear ....

What a skanky tramp I am "

i only wear pants no bra so no match required

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By *eliz NelsonMan over a year ago

The Tantric Tea Shop

"I read a post once

If she gets undressed and she's wearing matching underwear it is her who decided sex was going to happen not you "

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By *i de BiCouple over a year ago

Leicester

We have been luckily not to have met anyone with skiddy arse , worms, mis-matched underware , smelly breath, females with hairy nipples , dangle berries .

BUT someone who does a smelly fart mid play eurrgggh !

Was at a house party & we there was 2 other couples playing when the smell appeared . Everyone just stops playing , looks around at each other & pulls a funny face of disgust & the girl who i was fucking says sorry , she could not help it ! .....taxi !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Sometimes, there are very good reasons why some people are single.

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By *lackMetalMan over a year ago

Centre

F***king hell. It looks like its socials first from now on.

Guess I have been very lucky..

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"F***king hell. It looks like its socials first from now on.

Guess I have been very lucky.."

You're right. During that social make sure you get a good look at their ass so you can see if they have worms.

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By *imiUKMan over a year ago

Hereford

"Sometimes, there are very good reasons why some people are single."

Oi! I'm loveley, me.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple over a year ago

near cardiff

I once rimmed a girlwho had cleary been shitting,pissing,and farting all day because thats what i could taste from her arse to her pussy..but i then noticed other things to that heaped more misery onto failing boner;her pungent BO,and salty skin,to her greasy hair.Penis quit on me within seconds,i apologised said its not you its me and bailed.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I once rimmed a girlwho had cleary been shitting,pissing,and farting all day because thats what i could taste from her arse to her pussy..but i then noticed other things to that heaped more misery onto failing boner;her pungent BO,and salty skin,to her greasy hair.Penis quit on me within seconds,i apologised said its not you its me and bailed."

So greasy hair put you off but an ass full of fart dust didn't?

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple over a year ago

near cardiff

So greasy hair put you off but an ass full of fart dust didn't? "

This all happened within a few seconds.as i came up for air with my dying boner i noticed her other unwashed features.thought i should maybe mention it beccause i would never see her again but couldnt bring myself to do it.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

The 2nd really happened hahaha wtf

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

So greasy hair put you off but an ass full of fart dust didn't?

Looking back, were there any clues before hand?

Did she say anything before like "I think not washing saves a lot of time in the morning"

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread has right put me off those meet things, was just starting to think they sounded fun as well.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

That is what wet wipes are for

Unless youre ramming said wipe up your urethra some more is still gonna come out over the next few minutes

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?

I'd hope I never got to a sexual meet with this type of guy. I suppose we all need socials "

You inspect the cleanliness of mens arseholes on socials?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Something that rather than turning me off made me want to finish things a little quicker was the unanticipated presence (in the bedroom) of an Olympic weights bench stacked with over 100kg.

The girl, well she was lovely, but at 5 foot and 7 stone, I doubt she could've lifted them.."

Rack pull, deadlift, squat.

All well within the lifting capacity of the average woman.

Or she jist stores the plates on the bar

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Met a guy and when he opened his mouth he had one black tooth in the middle and no other teeth ,i scarpered,

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

That is what wet wipes are for

Unless youre ramming said wipe up your urethra some more is still gonna come out over the next few minutes "

Personally I'd be quite happy for her to wee merrily away WHILE I was giving oral, but I realise watersports isn't everyone's cup of tea. However, if people are worrying about the odd stray droplet it makes me wonder how they ever bring themselves to do anything sexual at all. And without wishing to reignite the "squirt is/isn't pee" debate, I think most people accept that the chemical make up is at least largely similar, so would you produce wet wipes or run a mile at the first hint of her ejaculating near you too?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

What!? Where the hell do they come from?

I googled it. Jesus Christ why did I Google it? My search history would give people nightmares.

Ordinarily I would but I was scared of what I'd find. I assumed I'd get a tamer answer from fab. I still refuse to Google blue waffle. "

I refused to google this so my friends being lovely people sent me pics over whatsapp... Some things u can't unsee

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman over a year ago

Bathwyche

Intimate??

Ha, not a word id use to describe any meet off Fab

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By *rs Mia WallaceWoman over a year ago

Bathwyche

Let me add to that....

Really people? You would even entertain some of this stuff at all?

Im a right picky cow....glad of it after reading some bits.

I mean it in a nice was as I thought I was being abit too picky.....

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By *yrdwomanWoman over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Sometimes, there are very good reasons why some people are single."

Its a natural defence mechanism. If they don't mind bo and unwashed hair they're a keeper

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

I've encountered the odd hygiene thing too,

From a slightly different perspective, the biggest turn-off for me was perhaps being at a women's house and sensing something cold and wet touching a rather intimate area whilst in full flow.

It was her dog's nose.

I do love dogs, but I draw the line at that. Put me right off my stroke

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

You win! I got Klingons, but you got worms!!! I think I would've thrown up.

I almost did.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Oh dear!

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By *ustthe2ofusXXXCouple over a year ago

coventry

Wow you guys sure do know how to put a couple of newbees off looking for there first meet.

Happily married with a great sex life between us, think I will keep it way and close the account down

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"F***king hell. It looks like its socials first from now on.

Guess I have been very lucky..

You're right. During that social make sure you get a good look at their ass so you can see if they have worms.

pmsl or if they are wriggling in their seat you may question now if its just nerves or they have little friends on board - im crying laughing at this - i even went to sleep thinking about it - sad cow that i am x

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By *ifestoooooshortMan over a year ago

Middle Earth

I think cleanliness and smelling good is a total must!!! If I meet and feel even a little sticky I will always shower again!! It's a must!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We have been luckily not to have met anyone with skiddy arse , worms, mis-matched underware , smelly breath, females with hairy nipples , dangle berries .

BUT someone who does a smelly fart mid play eurrgggh !

Haha sadly my ex used to have this tendency to lose control of her ring when she reached her top level orgasms. Never shat or anything like that, but a tiny little fart was par for the course.

Always silent but deadly, she was always immaculately clean down there, for reasons other than altruism, but if she got to that state of orgasm with twitching afterwards and inability to stand or sit up, you would always smell a rising wave of stank after for a minute or so.

She had no idea till I pointed it out.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We have been luckily not to have met anyone with skiddy arse , worms, mis-matched underware , smelly breath, females with hairy nipples , dangle berries .

BUT someone who does a smelly fart mid play eurrgggh !

Haha sadly my ex used to have this tendency to lose control of her ring when she reached her top level orgasms. Never shat or anything like that, but a tiny little fart was par for the course.

She had no idea till I pointed it out."

Is she vegetarian?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Ive had verifications in the past that commented on my farting in bed :p

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've encountered the odd hygiene thing too,

From a slightly different perspective, the biggest turn-off for me was perhaps being at a women's house and sensing something cold and wet touching a rather intimate area whilst in full flow.

It was her dog's nose.

I do love dogs, but I draw the line at that. Put me right off my stroke

This made me laugh , I have tears in my eyes :0)

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We have been luckily not to have met anyone with skiddy arse , worms, mis-matched underware , smelly breath, females with hairy nipples , dangle berries .

BUT someone who does a smelly fart mid play eurrgggh !

Haha sadly my ex used to have this tendency to lose control of her ring when she reached her top level orgasms. Never shat or anything like that, but a tiny little fart was par for the course.

She had no idea till I pointed it out.

Is she vegetarian? "

No, but she did have IBS.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"We have been luckily not to have met anyone with skiddy arse , worms, mis-matched underware , smelly breath, females with hairy nipples , dangle berries .

BUT someone who does a smelly fart mid play eurrgggh !

Haha sadly my ex used to have this tendency to lose control of her ring when she reached her top level orgasms. Never shat or anything like that, but a tiny little fart was par for the course.

She had no idea till I pointed it out.

Is she vegetarian?

No, but she did have IBS."

Same thing really

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I thoroughly regret reading this thread

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I haven't met anyone for a long time but it's not helpful when a couple want you to drop what you're doing and be there in 20 minutes. Your last shower might have been in the morning!

I always like to have a shower, then get in my car chewing gum all the way there and have a quick rinse with mouthwash as i get out of the car.

Ages ago met a couple who wanted me to give the wife anal while she sucked her hubby, needless to say the condom wasn't the same colour coming out as when it went in. She was really embarrassed but a quick was later we wre at it again. i said don't worry about it and we had a laugh. Well what was i expecting chocolate sauce?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I haven't met anyone for a long time but it's not helpful when a couple want you to drop what you're doing and be there in 20 minutes. Your last shower might have been in the morning!

I always like to have a shower, then get in my car chewing gum all the way there and have a quick rinse with mouthwash as i get out of the car.

You play with fire sir...

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Was going down on a woman once used too see, noticed dry white specks, mentioned it she said must have been dried thrush cream. Rapidly started going off her

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

Hmmm we (fems) could say the same! So you don't pee prior to a meet? Or do you pee and make sure your clean?

As I'm sure any self aware lady would do

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

I always have a wee first as I don't want a full bladder whilst squirting. However, I always wash afterwards, not just wipe. "

And this

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

You win! I got Klingons, but you got worms!!! I think I would've thrown up.

I almost did. "

Holy shit

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By *uerido55Man over a year ago

Manchester

"1. Guys who clearly don't ever know the art of flossing their teeth, and...wait for it...

2. A guy who sits on the edge of the bed and leaves their skid marks on the sheets...yukk!..yep this happened twice to me..quite a few months ago in a Travelodge meet....

I always shower and brush my teeth before intimacy.... Seems not all do!

Anyone experienced the above?"

Sadly, yes!

One slight difference was that the lady who left the skid marks wasn't a bloke and it was on MY sheets not hotel ones.

She and I don't meet anymore!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

Well, you know unless your after a quickie this is going to happen

Even if she does have a wee before the meet

A she's already had a pee even though you didn't know about it

B she will need to go again at some point

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

They come to the anal opening as night to lay eggs then go back into the bowels

What!? Where the hell do they come from? "

Looooooooooooooioooooooooooool

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

worms & Klingons? I'm expecting the starship enterprise to turn up any second now piloted by Bill Oddie

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I realise now that I have been so lucky with all my meets. Long may it continue.

I hope my previous partners feel the same way about their liaisons with me!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Hmmm that monastery is looking more attractive by the post, lol

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By *anaduABCMan over a year ago

Dublin

My god its vile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This thread is hilarious

I once went to someones house was a shit hole, with two eliments of filth, no1 a pile of at least 30 full nappies piled up in the corner and no2 dog shit on the kitchen floor, made a speedy exit

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This thread is hilarious

I once went to someones house was a shit hole, with two eliments of filth, no1 a pile of at least 30 full nappies piled up in the corner and no2 dog shit on the kitchen floor, made a speedy exit

I got slated in another forum for using the term skanks...glad to see you've been to the same house! lol

Always look at the photo background for how many clothes are on the bedroom floor!

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By *ost SockMan over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

"I've encountered the odd hygiene thing too,

From a slightly different perspective, the biggest turn-off for me was perhaps being at a women's house and sensing something cold and wet touching a rather intimate area whilst in full flow.

It was her dog's nose.

I do love dogs, but I draw the line at that. Put me right off my stroke

This made me laugh , I have tears in my eyes :0)"

Glad it made you laugh. I had the giggles too, when it happened.

I'm not one of those guys who's afraid to have anything in that area and I'm sure "canine nose/human starfish" is a fetish for some. It wasn't really my thing though.

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By *ath_Neil_bifunCouple over a year ago

near cardiff

So greasy hair put you off but an ass full of fart dust didn't?

Looking back, were there any clues before hand?

Did she say anything before like "I think not washing saves a lot of time in the morning""

Not really..this was about 20years ago when i was a student before swinging.i met her in a club,and we arranged a meet.it was winter so it was dark when we met,and she just took me back to her place and it all sort of wrong.it makes me laugh when i think about it now.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"One time I pulled this girl in a club went back to her place...

Get to her bedroom and on her bedside table she has a clear plastic box with her pet rat in it.

We never ended up having sex that night. "

I wouldn't be put off by her having a pet rat, they're cute pets to have. I'd be put off by her keeping it in a plastic box, ours lived in a split 3 level mansion.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Thanks, this thread has tickled me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I've encountered the odd hygiene thing too,

From a slightly different perspective, the biggest turn-off for me was perhaps being at a women's house and sensing something cold and wet touching a rather intimate area whilst in full flow.

It was her dog's nose.

I do love dogs, but I draw the line at that. Put me right off my stroke

This made me laugh , I have tears in my eyes :0)

Glad it made you laugh. I had the giggles too, when it happened.

I'm not one of those guys who's afraid to have anything in that area and I'm sure "canine nose/human starfish" is a fetish for some. It wasn't really my thing though."

Lucky it was only the nose and not the dogs "knot" that would have bought tears to your eyes

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By *lacksausageMan over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

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By *lacksausageMan over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"This thread is hilarious

I once went to someones house was a shit hole, with two eliments of filth, no1 a pile of at least 30 full nappies piled up in the corner and no2 dog shit on the kitchen floor, made a speedy exit

I got slated in another forum for using the term skanks...glad to see you've been to the same house! lol

Always look at the photo background for how many clothes are on the bedroom floor!

Blonde curly haired biggish lady near/in Northants, I hope not? Who would not come off pof even though you were there. Happened to me.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

Hmmm we (fems) could say the same! So you don't pee prior to a meet? Or do you pee and make sure your clean?

As I'm sure any self aware lady would do

Agreed...I hate it when I guy pees and then wants a BJ, there is ALWAYS pee left in the tip.

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By *hingyxxxxxxWoman over a year ago

stoke on trent

If that happens as long as they freshen/clean themselves with a wetwipe I can't see a problem

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By *hingyxxxxxxWoman over a year ago

stoke on trent

If that happens as long as they freshen/clean themselves with a wetwipe I can't see a problem

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

Hmmm we (fems) could say the same! So you don't pee prior to a meet? Or do you pee and make sure your clean?

As I'm sure any self aware lady would do

Agreed...I hate it when I guy pees and then wants a BJ, there is ALWAYS pee left in the tip.

That's why we find the idea of dogging repulsive, the vast majority of them don't even wipe let alone wash and I don't believe for one minute they sat around car parks without needing a piss once in a while

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

This may sound odd to some but we cannot abide meets where the hosts put on a buffet. In one way it's very thoughtful, we know BUT we do not want to go kissing and having intimacy with someone we have just met who has bits of chicken wings left between their teeth or has "prawn breath" !

Food/coffee etc. before sex are not good - in our humble opinion.

As for dogging - gave it up years ago - the lack of hygiene of some of the people involved is simply disgusting - you risk catching something very nasty.

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By *eavenscentitCouple over a year ago

barnstaple

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

Hmmm we (fems) could say the same! So you don't pee prior to a meet? Or do you pee and make sure your clean?

As I'm sure any self aware lady would do

Agreed...I hate it when I guy pees and then wants a BJ, there is ALWAYS pee left in the tip.

Ewwww....

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

Hmmm we (fems) could say the same! So you don't pee prior to a meet? Or do you pee and make sure your clean?

As I'm sure any self aware lady would do

Agreed...I hate it when I guy pees and then wants a BJ, there is ALWAYS pee left in the tip.

not mine, i always wring it out thoroughly after i finish.

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By *ornyone30Man over a year ago

ABERDEEN

I was seeing a girl a few years ago as FWBs one night after a few too many beers we had a session in her house, usual story bj, pussy licking, then finished off fucking her. Went to the bathroom to take off the condom and noticed there was traces of blood over the condom and on my balls. Was nearly sick. I assume she never knew her period started lol yuck.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"I was seeing a girl a few years ago as FWBs one night after a few too many beers we had a session in her house, usual story bj, pussy licking, then finished off fucking her. Went to the bathroom to take off the condom and noticed there was traces of blood over the condom and on my balls. Was nearly sick. I assume she never knew her period started lol yuck. "

Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off.

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By *um4usbothCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

In afraid I'm one if those but I do have a quick wash after or use wet wipes. Some guys tell me not to wipe though. Think that's a bit strange

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By *oxy_minxWoman over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Sometimes you have to wonder how old people are on here

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Christ, I can't even go to bed on my own without feeling clean, nevermind having sex!

What is wrong with some people?!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"This may sound odd to some but we cannot abide meets where the hosts put on a buffet. In one way it's very thoughtful, we know BUT we do not want to go kissing and having intimacy with someone we have just met who has bits of chicken wings left between their teeth or has "prawn breath" !

Food/coffee etc. before sex are not good - in our humble opinion.

As for dogging - gave it up years ago - the lack of hygiene of some of the people involved is simply disgusting - you risk catching something very nasty. "

I have never been Dogging, it really does not appeal. As for food, agreed, but coffee or similar is fine. I won't drink alcohol before a meet, even one sip can prevent me from cumming, so I would rather forgo the glass of wine than the fun!

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By *um4usbothCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

Sorry about that. They've gone now so do you fancy trying again?"

Shame I was going to ask if you'd got any spare I'm going fishing tomorrow

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By *um4usbothCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

I wet myself laughing at this thread, better get the wet wipes if I want oral

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By *ornyone30Man over a year ago

ABERDEEN

Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off."

licking a blood smeared pussy might do it for you but turns my stomach. Nothing to do with maning up just how I feel.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off."

It's not as if she could help it, periods can be notoriously unpredictable and arrive unannounced and unwanted. It isn't toxic waste nor corrosive. But as a married guy, you must have known this anyway.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off.

licking a blood smeared pussy might do it for you but turns my stomach. Nothing to do with maning up just how I feel. "

I was almost sympathising with you till you wrote this

You obviously didn't lick a blood smeared pussy as if there was blood on it when you went down you would have seen it

I'd say the fucking triggered her period if she was due on, which happens

If you don't like blood fair enough but no need to be rude about it

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By *ornyone30Man over a year ago

ABERDEEN

I'd just like to point out this thread is about biggest turn offs with an intimate meet. Mine was going down on a woman when she was on her period. That to me is minging. Now I never said it was her fault or that she new her period had started. At the time I wasn't married thank you. I was just sharing an experience I felt at the time was a turn off. Thanks for the negative comments I'll just keep myself to myself in future. That bang you hear is the door hitting me on the arse on the way out.

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

Seriously you need to man up. It wouldn't make your cock fall off.

licking a blood smeared pussy might do it for you but turns my stomach. Nothing to do with maning up just how I feel. "

I had a guy accuse me of being on my period and not telling him. Having not had a period in 5 years I was rather confused. Turned out he had torn me with his vigorous thrusting

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By *umpleteazerWoman over a year ago

Flintshire

"I'd just like to point out this thread is about biggest turn offs with an intimate meet. Mine was going down on a woman when she was on her period. That to me is minging. Now I never said it was her fault or that she new her period had started. At the time I wasn't married thank you. I was just sharing an experience I felt at the time was a turn off. Thanks for the negative comments I'll just keep myself to myself in future. That bang you hear is the door hitting me on the arse on the way out. "

There are lots of people who don't like blood. Lucky you're not a fainter as could have been worse

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

If a guy isn't able to go down on me after I've had a pee then he isn't the man for me. I like guys that like scents and smells and tastes.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

It's OK if they really go to rinse there fanny tho....

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

Went down on a guy once to find that he had 'klingons'! I stopped very quickly!

Klingons are so last century; keep 'em trimmed and always wet wipe - that's normal routine. When meeting a shower as minimum.

Klingons on the starboard bow, etc.

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple over a year ago

Trowbridge

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

She might have been suggesting a WS session in an indirect sort of way?

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Being d*unk...instant turn off

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By *aughtyYorkGentMan over a year ago

Yorkshire

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

If a guy isn't able to go down on me after I've had a pee then he isn't the man for me. I like guys that like scents and smells and tastes. "

My favourite post of this thread so far.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Going back a number of years now.

Bloody worms! Obviously had escaped her arse!

Sorry about that. They've gone now so do you fancy trying again?

Shame I was going to ask if you'd got any spare I'm going fishing tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Holy cow there's some stomach churning meets on here. I have no idea why people wouldn't shower and make themselves presentable for a meet. I always come with smints too I'd hate the thought of body oders and bad breath.

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By *obluvs2playMan over a year ago

redcar

"F***king hell. It looks like its socials first from now on.

Guess I have been very lucky..

You're right. During that social make sure you get a good look at their ass so you can see if they have worms.

"
lmao

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By *obluvs2playMan over a year ago

redcar

Well I poped home from work for a cheeky dinner break masturbation.......don't know why I read this thread completely ruined it lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Here's my worst "nightmare" during the first intimate meet with someone..

1 Going for a 3some at her place to find out her house was worse than a pigs sty

2 fisting her while she was sucking on the other guy to end up with her pooh all over my arm

3 to realise she wasn't minimally bothered with the smell and pooh all over her and floor

No words to describe the nauseous smell. Totally disturbed by the scene and nearly throwing up washed myself and left straightaway..

Side effects: for nearly 3 weeks was unable to meet someone or even to consider have a play with anyone else

By him

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Here's my worst "nightmare" during the first intimate meet with someone..

1 Going for a 3some at her place to find out her house was worse than a pigs sty

2 fisting her while she was sucking on the other guy to end up with her pooh all over my ar

Sounds like you fisted the wrong hole!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

If someone's house was that bad, I wouldn't have got to the fisting stage.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

sounds like some people need to be scrunned down with a yard broom and bleach

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By *um4usbothCouple over a year ago

Peterborough

I don't have periods anymore, so no chance of that happening to me. I can fuck as much as I like with no monthly interruptions

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By *aughty_amazonWoman over a year ago

BRISTOL

"For me it's females who start the sexy meet them go "ooh I need a wee" then expect oral! Erm No!!!

I always have a wee first as I don't want a full bladder whilst squirting. However, I always wash afterwards, not just wipe. "

This, especially if you're having a drink, I wash rather than tissue, don't wanna be picking loo roll out teeth and TBH if the bloke needs a pee it don't bother me sucking after, beats being pissed on!

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By *hiterabbit69Man over a year ago

Romford

Wtf people? Don't people shower before sex? I think, in my entire life, I've only not showered about twice before sex. Both time taken roughly by the lady in question as soon as the front door closed.

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By *ustonce1Man over a year ago

Leicester

Fukkin disgusting bastard yuk

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

When a guy asked me to shout "that's it, big boy that's it right there" when I came. It's what his ex gf used to shout for him

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