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States that there must be 1 woman currently on this site that wants to f@ck me. My balls are heavier than a bag of Aldi potatoes, and my right hand makes Captain Hooks hand look positively flexible in comparison   |
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"States that there must be 1 woman currently on this site that wants to f@ck me. My balls are heavier than a bag of Aldi potatoes, and my right hand makes Captain Hooks hand look positively flexible in comparison "
But then there is Murphy's law to consider... |
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"States that there must be 1 woman currently on this site that wants to f@ck me. My balls are heavier than a bag of Aldi potatoes, and my right hand makes Captain Hooks hand look positively flexible in comparison
But then there is Murphy's law to consider..."
screw Murphy theres enough competition on here without someone else joining  |
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"States that there must be 1 woman currently on this site that wants to f@ck me. My balls are heavier than a bag of Aldi potatoes, and my right hand makes Captain Hooks hand look positively flexible in comparison
But then there is Murphy's law to consider..."
Don't forget to factor in Sod's law as well |
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The laws of Fab state that because you are open and honest about your relationship situation, almost nobody will want to meet you.
Should just lie like everyone else seems to... |
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"The laws of Fab state that because you are open and honest about your relationship situation, almost nobody will want to meet you.
Should just lie like everyone else seems to..."
Meet someone?! Id be happy if someone just said they wanted to f@ck me lol they don't have to even do it just want to  |
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Meet someone?! Id be happy if someone just said they wanted to f@ck me lol they don't have to even do it just want to "
According to ancient Fab legend. Women, even ones with empty profiles, receive over 100 messages a minute. It is for this reason that they just don't have the time to reply to anyone. |
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Meet someone?! Id be happy if someone just said they wanted to f@ck me lol they don't have to even do it just want to
According to ancient Fab legend. Women, even ones with empty profiles, receive over 100 messages a minute. It is for this reason that they just don't have the time to reply to anyone."
Ahh sorry I had too many posts so I bulk deleted!  bulk deleted what the hell is that about?! As if any guy on here has ever said yeah I had 300 messages n couldn't be arsed looking through them lol |
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Ahh sorry I had too many posts so I bulk deleted! bulk deleted what the hell is that about?! As if any guy on here has ever said yeah I had 300 messages n couldn't be arsed looking through them lol"
I have a feeling 'bulk delete' is thinly veiled code for 'I'm not interested in you, but don't have the moral courage to tell you straight, I only replied initially because you were a maybe or I was exceptionally bored, I stopped replying hoping you'd take the hint' |
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Ahh sorry I had too many posts so I bulk deleted! bulk deleted what the hell is that about?! As if any guy on here has ever said yeah I had 300 messages n couldn't be arsed looking through them lol
I have a feeling 'bulk delete' is thinly veiled code for 'I'm not interested in you, but don't have the moral courage to tell you straight, I only replied initially because you were a maybe or I was exceptionally bored, I stopped replying hoping you'd take the hint'"
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I more meant when you see women say it as a status update. Women just say to me straight f@ck of you desperate cheating ugly butt faced w@nker lol |
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"States that there must be 1 woman currently on this site that wants to f@ck me. My balls are heavier than a bag of Aldi potatoes, and my right hand makes Captain Hooks hand look positively flexible in comparison
But then there is Murphy's law to consider..."
And there is Lock Jaw but I'm dyslectic
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I more meant when you see women say it as a status update. Women just say to me straight f@ck of you desperate cheating ugly butt faced w@nker lol"
That would be the, 'I'm hungry for attention so if I post a status I'll show up on the local feed and people may try and message me' move. Because you wouldn't want to try actually looking for someone to message yourself, that would be fucking stupid wouldn't it? |
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