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According to the Urban Dictionary, Unicorning is.............
Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.
OUCH !! |
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"According to the Urban Dictionary, Unicorning is.............
Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.
OUCH !!"
even reading that made my eyes water |
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"According to the Urban Dictionary, Unicorning is.............
Strapping a dildo to your head and charging full throttle and drilling the recipient in the vagina or anus.
OUCH !!"
Wtf, why?! |
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Ha ha. My wicketkeeper and I (being an old git, I generally field at first slip) often amuse ourselves between balls exchanging these err "deviations".
I must admit that "Unicorning" hasn't cropped up yet, but I shall reveal it on Saturday afternoon.
As well as giving us both a chuckle - it also has the added bonus of putting the opposing batsman off his concentration.
The funniest of these so far was "The Angry Pirate". |
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Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning. |
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"Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning."
I believe that's a "cuckquean" - Thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary! |
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"Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning.
I believe that's a "cuckquean" - Thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary! "
No a cuck queen is the female cuckold. This is the opposite to female bull |
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"Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning.
I believe that's a "cuckquean" - Thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary!
No a cuck queen is the female cuckold. This is the opposite to female bull"
Quite so!
Perish the thought of calling her a "cow" *hastily ducks below the parapet. |
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"Well isn't a unicorn the female version of a bull (bull, being what we talked about yesterday), ie a single lady who joins a couple? If this is the case, I'd be crap at unicorning.
I believe that's a "cuckquean" - Thank goodness for the Urban Dictionary!
No a cuck queen is the female cuckold. This is the opposite to female bull
Quite so!
Perish the thought of calling her a "cow" *hastily ducks below the parapet."
Ha ha
Ok so I see the possible triangles as:
1)the hotwife, cuckold husband and hotwife's lover/FB (aka bull)
2)husband, wife and unicorn (unicorn plays with both)
3)husband, husband's lover/FB, cuck queen (wife) |
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