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"Sup C 
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Close the thread you've won the Internet for the day....chapeu  "
Oh Mrs Fox thank you and if you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world. |
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"Sup C
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Close the thread you've won the Internet for the day....chapeu "
Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I’m lost at sea.
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"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?"
Ohhh no one ever mentioned we suppose to do cheesy chat up lines  Here it comes 
Oi  U remind me of my little toe. Ur small. Ur cute and eventually im gunna bang u on a table |
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"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Ohhh no one ever mentioned we suppose to do cheesy chat up lines Here it comes
Oi U remind me of my little toe. Ur small. Ur cute and eventually im gunna bang u on a table "
I'm so going to use that |
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"Can I just do my usual thing of looking but not saying anything then crying into a cup of tea?
Still crying?  "
Yes but at least I have a never ending cup of tea. |
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"Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
Ohhh no one ever mentioned we suppose to do cheesy chat up lines Here it comes
Oi U remind me of my little toe. Ur small. Ur cute and eventually im gunna bang u on a table "
If we're going there;
Can I tie your shoe? Because I can't have you fall for anyone else. |
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"I think I'll stick with the non forum guys thanks
Hello sexy, fancy a grown up cuddle?  "
Cuddles? Did someone call me?
And guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me. |
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"I think I'll stick with the non forum guys thanks
Hello sexy, fancy a grown up cuddle?
Cuddles? Did someone call me?
And guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me."
I'm always up for a good cuddle 
It suits you  |
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Um, hey, I really like your dress. It really suits you and brings out your eyes .. *awkward self-conscious shuffle*
Nah, I'm crap at flirting and chatting up .. Just gotta accept it |
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"Um, hey, I really like your dress. It really suits you and brings out your eyes .. *awkward self-conscious shuffle*
Nah, I'm crap at flirting and chatting up .. Just gotta accept it "
You should just try
"How you doin", It worked for Joey
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Nah, I'm crap at flirting and chatting up .. Just gotta accept it
Can't be worse than mine
'Would u like a drink?'
Me: "I like....bread...."  "
Oh no 
Try I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them? |
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