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Best description for a cock you've heard ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

Mine has to be black love muscle

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

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By *alandNitaCouple over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Mine would have to be simply "Oh wow!!!"

Cal

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"Mine has to be black love muscle

Where the fuck did you get that willy from ? !!!!!!!

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By *otandStickyCouple over a year ago

Poole

Love syringe...fancy and injection

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

one eyed trouser snake

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Spam javelin

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By *poolGentMan over a year ago

liverpool

Eighth wonder of the world!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

My family allowance.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Fucking pathetic.....but I never did like my first wife!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Steve n the twins

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lovely

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Heat seeking moisture missile

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By *erdita Von TeaseWoman over a year ago

nottingham

Fanny ferret

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

One-eyed yoghurt slinger

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Baby's arm.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meat sticks a goodun

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Magic Johnson

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By *nfinity1Man over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

It looks like a cock, but smaller

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By *iSTARessWoman over a year ago

London

Purple headed gristle missile

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

'come at get my love stick' yeah i just started to laugh

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Shaz calls mine lock ness monster or locky for short lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Meaty vein monster is the best I've heard x

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By *eakcoupleCouple over a year ago

peak district

'Beef bugle' and 'pork sword' of course. A friend of ours was telling about someone she'd played with in a club and said "well, he was big lad" which had everyone laughing!

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By *appyjack890Man over a year ago

North loncolnshire

Pork sword

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Jeremy Corbyn

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Can you graffiti my love cave with your gel pen

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Veiny purple headed custard chucker!

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