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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Wow. He is going to get a lot of love.  grab the popcorn
Were you not informed about the popcorn issue it's banned,far too messy!"
do apologise missed that memo. Will bring something less messy  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"Can either take a joke or not 
Can? Great.
Can't? Oh well   "
I hope you find it just as funny when people make jokes about you and your cock.
You should make sure you shave down there because otherwise women won't be able to distinguish your cock from a pube.
I expect being hung like a pube is why you think so many women have fannies like buckets.
Like my joke? If not, oh well. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can either take a joke or not
Can? Great.
Can't? Oh well
I hope you find it just as funny when people make jokes about you and your cock.
You should make sure you shave down there because otherwise women won't be able to distinguish your cock from a pube.
I expect being hung like a pube is why you think so many women have fannies like buckets.
Like my joke? If not, oh well."
Yeh....erm...it was hilarious  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Can either take a joke or not
Can? Great.
Can't? Oh well
I hope you find it just as funny when people make jokes about you and your cock.
You should make sure you shave down there because otherwise women won't be able to distinguish your cock from a pube.
I expect being hung like a pube is why you think so many women have fannies like buckets.
Like my joke? If not, oh well."
Ha ha I'm with you! Bless him he can't help it, let him vent his frustrations poor love. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently you don't feel a thing if you have a fanny like a decorator's bucket
I use 6 tennis balls and a melon. Feels amazing.  "
I wondered why you were jumping up and down in the fruit and veg aisle at Morrisons with a tennis racket in your hand |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently you don't feel a thing if you have a fanny like a decorator's bucket
I use 6 tennis balls and a melon. Feels amazing.
I wondered why you were jumping up and down in the fruit and veg aisle at Morrisons with a tennis racket in your hand "
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"Apparently you don't feel a thing if you have a fanny like a decorator's bucket
I use 6 tennis balls and a melon. Feels amazing.
I wondered why you were jumping up and down in the fruit and veg aisle at Morrisons with a tennis racket in your hand
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I could only get five in - and a honeydew..... Is galia better?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Apparently you don't feel a thing if you have a fanny like a decorator's bucket
I use 6 tennis balls and a melon. Feels amazing.
I wondered why you were jumping up and down in the fruit and veg aisle at Morrisons with a tennis racket in your hand
I could only get five in - and a honeydew..... Is galia better? "
Only five yes, but seeing as you were using footballs it's definitely more impressive  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Apparently you don't feel a thing if you have a fanny like a decorator's bucket
I use 6 tennis balls and a melon. Feels amazing.
I wondered why you were jumping up and down in the fruit and veg aisle at Morrisons with a tennis racket in your hand
I could only get five in - and a honeydew..... Is galia better?
Only five yes, but seeing as you were using footballs it's definitely more impressive "
Oi!! They were mini footballs..... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Apparently you don't feel a thing if you have a fanny like a decorator's bucket
I use 6 tennis balls and a melon. Feels amazing.
I wondered why you were jumping up and down in the fruit and veg aisle at Morrisons with a tennis racket in your hand
I could only get five in - and a honeydew..... Is galia better?
Only five yes, but seeing as you were using footballs it's definitely more impressive
Oi!! They were mini footballs..... "
Phew! I was proper jealous for a while.  |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
Filthy Fuckeryville |
"Apparently you don't feel a thing if you have a fanny like a decorator's bucket
I use 6 tennis balls and a melon. Feels amazing.
I wondered why you were jumping up and down in the fruit and veg aisle at Morrisons with a tennis racket in your hand
I could only get five in - and a honeydew..... Is galia better?
Only five yes, but seeing as you were using footballs it's definitely more impressive
Oi!! They were mini footballs.....
Phew! I was proper jealous for a while. "
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