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tips to get his attention away from football..
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Walk ino the room naked and ask "are you gonna fuck me or do I have to do it myself?" Then start playing with yourself.
If that doesn't work come back to the forums we can entertain you  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try playing with yourself, moaning so loudly that it drowns out the sound of the footie. After a couple of minutes of that his mates will tell him to sort you out so they can get on with watching the match |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Make a pizza,open two bottles of lager,sit on the sofa next to him and enjoy the special time together. Half time blow job will do wonders for your relationship  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Try playing with yourself, moaning so loudly that it drowns out the sound of the footie. After a couple of minutes of that his mates will tell him to sort you out so they can get on with watching the match"
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Maybe let him enjoy his solitude, if he is at home and not on the lash with the mob and getting involved with rioting i cant see how 90 minutes is too much to ask?
Ask yourself what your reaction would be if you was enjoying something yoi has an intrest in and he started akwardly distracting you for attention, that said why dont you strip off, put on a t white t-shirt, grab two beers out the fridge, put them on the nipples to stiffen and serve accordingly, and just let his primal instinct stew for a while x  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I personally think if even as little as asking "football or sex" doesnt work then clearly theres a huge problem lol not to mention if you was to get all dressed up all sexy and go into him, if that doesnt work again, i think youve the wrong man lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Don't be a needy bitch and let him enjoy his 90 WHOLE MINUTES of football, perhaps?
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Respect his wish to watch football. Accept the fact that women come second to football. Bring the man a beer and chicken wings. He'll reward you later for your understanding |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Live it up now while there's a two day break!
Invite a couple of those mythical bi fems around or a few couples and start getting "jiggy" in the opposite corner of the room to the tv. Or just slowly unzip his trousers and give his old fella some slow and sensual treatment. |
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