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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ?? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"you wouldn't be inundated as many on here wouldn't fit that criteria.
Yeah I fall down on a few  "
i only get inundated because hardly anybody cares what i want.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??"
Swallow what? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??
Swallow what?"
His Lucozade... Of course |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner."
Oh I like a moaner  |
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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago
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"If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner."
Well spotted  . I agree on the moaning part. It's very unattractive. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??
Swallow what?"
Tea? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner.
Oh I like a moaner "
Haha I see what you did there! In that case, I do too |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I know one single woman's profile and I don't get how she ever gets a man to message never mind meet. But she does well so I'd say guys must like it. Mines not too demanding I don't think? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??"
I guess if we woke up to a hundred foo foo pics and 'you free?' or 'Fancy a Fuck' messages from loads of incompatible women maybe we would have to resort to that ...
Actually, who am I kidding, I'd be well up for an inbox full of foo foo!!!    |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know one single woman's profile and I don't get how she ever gets a man to message never mind meet. But she does well so I'd say guys must like it. Mines not too demanding I don't think? "
Yours is fine - you say what you want and what you like without coming across as rude or unobtainable! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner.
Oh I like a moaner "
I prefer it when they scream  |
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"If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner."
Not entirely true, I love a moaner |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I know one single woman's profile and I don't get how she ever gets a man to message never mind meet. But she does well so I'd say guys must like it. Mines not too demanding I don't think?
Yours is fine - you say what you want and what you like without coming across as rude or unobtainable!"
Thank you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner.
Not entirely true, I love a moaner "
Wow I really set myself up for this punchline didn't I?! You're the 3rd person to make that joke! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner.
Oh I like a moaner
I prefer it when they scream "
You win!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner."
That's where I'm going wrong then  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??"
Bugger I'm out although I am 5ft3, shaved and swalllow. But I will take my chance and message anyway. As reading profiles is over rated apparently |
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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago
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I generally steer clear of profiles that set out preferences like that. Doesn't seem very welcoming at all... I don't think men, women, or couples should have profiles like that, but hey, that's my opinion. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??
Bugger I'm out although I am 5ft3, shaved and swalllow. But I will take my chance and message anyway. As reading profiles is over rated apparently "
Now c'mon I love playing eye spy in the car.... So car fun is a must for me  |
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"I generally steer clear of profiles that set out preferences like that. Doesn't seem very welcoming at all... I don't think men, women, or couples should have profiles like that, but hey, that's my opinion."
pretty much same as me,they just come across as 'bad attitude'+not nice people.Where I differ,is that I think they're perfectly allowed to post that sort of profile,just don't expect too much interest.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??"
In reality:
Must accommodate,or not be afraid of alleyways at night.
Must be 5ft3, give or take a foot or two each way.
Must be shaved,but if you're allergic to razors I'll deal with a hairy muff.
Must be 44ff,or smaller,or bigger.
Must be blonde,unless you just dyed it another colour.
Must swallow,or I will if you're not feeling up to it.
Must do as she's told,unless she's a Domme and wants to take control of me.
I don't do car fun,except when neither of us accommodates and it's raining or the alleyway is occupied.
I can't drive,until I get my license back.
Put your name and number in the message header and I'll get back to you.
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??
In reality:
Must accommodate,or not be afraid of alleyways at night.
Must be 5ft3, give or take a foot or two each way.
Must be shaved,but if you're allergic to razors I'll deal with a hairy muff.
Must be 44ff,or smaller,or bigger.
Must be blonde,unless you just dyed it another colour.
Must swallow,or I will if you're not feeling up to it.
Must do as she's told,unless she's a Domme and wants to take control of me.
I don't do car fun,except when neither of us accommodates and it's raining or the alleyway is occupied.
I can't drive,until I get my license back.
Put your name and number in the message header and I'll get back to you.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??"
No but I don't think women with such profiles are either
I credit men with some intelligence please don't let me down |
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"I generally steer clear of profiles that set out preferences like that. Doesn't seem very welcoming at all... I don't think men, women, or couples should have profiles like that, but hey, that's my opinion."
That's the point of them being like that to keep some away surely. If someone has absolutely no preferences don't you feel like you could be wasting time because it's not obvious what they want. |
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"I'm wondering
If a single guy were to put in his profile.
(Example)
Must be able to accom
Must be 5ft 3
Must be shaved
Must be 44ff
Must be blonde
Must swallow
Must do as she's told
I don't do car fun
I won't meet at the drop of a hat
I can't drive
Put 'I'm little teapot' in the header or I'll block you and report you
Would we be inundated ??"
Difficult to answer, and you are of course assuming, that women actually read your profile in the first place.... |
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By *razedcatMan
over a year ago
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"That's the point of them being like that to keep some away surely. If someone has absolutely no preferences don't you feel like you could be wasting time because it's not obvious what they want."
Nah, it's a bit different to that. There are cases where I fall exactly into the requirements posted on the profile. But the cold, matter-of-fact tone accompanying lists like that puts me off. It can be done in a much more inviting, friendly way. When I see lists like that, i presume the writer is bitter about something  |
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"If the women weren't outnumbered 50 to 1 then maybe a guy would have a chance of being inundated. The numbers are against us, there's not much that can be done about that.
The key here is patience, and not moaning about lack of success. Nobody likes a moaner.
Oh I like a moaner "
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For how little people read well written profiles I've lately been thinking precise bullet points would be easier even though it will automatically mean I'm another woman that's too demanding on an ego trip |
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"That's the point of them being like that to keep some away surely. If someone has absolutely no preferences don't you feel like you could be wasting time because it's not obvious what they want.
Nah, it's a bit different to that. There are cases where I fall exactly into the requirements posted on the profile. But the cold, matter-of-fact tone accompanying lists like that puts me off. It can be done in a much more inviting, friendly way. When I see lists like that, i presume the writer is bitter about something "
Lol yeah I understand what your saying ways and means, but wouldn't say bitter more frustration. Results the same it can put people of messaging. |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
Cambridge |
"That's the point of them being like that to keep some away surely. If someone has absolutely no preferences don't you feel like you could be wasting time because it's not obvious what they want.
Nah, it's a bit different to that. There are cases where I fall exactly into the requirements posted on the profile. But the cold, matter-of-fact tone accompanying lists like that puts me off. It can be done in a much more inviting, friendly way. When I see lists like that, i presume the writer is bitter about something "
Let's be honest lists aren't very sexy, and don't make you sound much fun. This applies to everyone, singles and couples alike. |
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By *habsMan
over a year ago
Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex |
"That's the point of them being like that to keep some away surely. If someone has absolutely no preferences don't you feel like you could be wasting time because it's not obvious what they want.
Nah, it's a bit different to that. There are cases where I fall exactly into the requirements posted on the profile. But the cold, matter-of-fact tone accompanying lists like that puts me off. It can be done in a much more inviting, friendly way. When I see lists like that, i presume the writer is bitter about something
Let's be honest lists aren't very sexy, and don't make you sound much fun. This applies to everyone, singles and couples alike."
This! |
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Very true op and to be fair probably get some shit for saying this but it's true, "some" of the women on here that have these big criteria to meet are definitely not anything special and wouldn't get looked at twice on day to day outdoor or at bars and clubs so don't think yourself as special if you receive hundreds of messages the truth is most men will fuck any woman so don't think your out of everyone's league because that's far from the truth in reality men severely outweigh the number of women on here including all the fake profiles so we're all quite limited and can't afford to be picky at the end of the day it's just a bit of fun |
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