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Broken hand - what to do?
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go "
Hahahaha. ..that made laugh.... the mind goes into overdrive with other ideas too...lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go
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now here is a problem - cling film is a bitch when you have two hands working - is it doable with one - throws down the gauntlet |
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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go
now here is a problem - cling film is a bitch when you have two hands working - is it doable with one - throws down the gauntlet"
oh god...I'll be wrapped up for days lol |
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By *edMan
over a year ago
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go "
What's interesting is the detail. You have actually seen this doneethinks |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Ouch! That's going to get frustrating!
Erm,
get someone to help?
Fleshlight?
Warm apple pie?
Clumsy left handed wank?
Suffer?"
Thought the clumsy left hand wank felt like what us women do |
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"pot noodle? lol
Any flavour is fine
Although I'd avoid curry flavour or anything with chilli!
bombay bad boy lol
Haha! Do it and report back "
Lol u have to do it n report back it will have us all wondering |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Ouch! That's going to get frustrating!
Erm,
get someone to help?
Fleshlight?
Warm apple pie?
Clumsy left handed wank?
Suffer?
Thought the clumsy left hand wank felt like what us women do "
Fortunately (or unfortunately) not! Unless I just have a really gimpy left hand or hae been spoiled |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Make a pot noodle, let it cool (that bit is important!!) cover the top with cling film and away you go really works ?"
I have no idea, I don't have a cock! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I broke my right wrist about 18 months ago, my doxy wand has been the best thing EVER! Still have to use it now as bloody stupid hand won't work properly.
Invest in toys, you'll need them for a while!
Mrs x |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Now taking bets on "I burnt my cock trying to shag a pot noodle" thread turning up tomorrow!
You're going to have a lot to answer for kitty "
I always do sir |
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By *emel9 OP Man
over a year ago
West Midlands |
"I broke my right wrist about 18 months ago, my doxy wand has been the best thing EVER! Still have to use it now as bloody stupid hand won't work properly.
Invest in toys, you'll need them for a while!
Mrs x"
Hmm toys. Now that's an idea |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Don't get an apple pie from McDonald's they are boiling!!
Fleshlight is a must or failing that I have heard down guys use a wet sponge underneath the toilet lid! Not quite sure how that would go, I mean you would need a pillow on the floor to stop your knees hurting !!
Failing all that get someone to do it for you |
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