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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"No takers even yet?
Nope. X
Aw man.
After such an eloquent and heartfelt request I am surprised. "
If you want a more eloquent offer here you go!!
Would any members of this wonderful swinging site care to part my glutious maximus and insert a throbbing member deep inside? |
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"No takers even yet?
Nope. X
Aw man.
After such an eloquent and heartfelt request I am surprised.
If you want a more eloquent offer here you go!!
Would any members of this wonderful swinging site care to part my glutious maximus and insert a throbbing member deep inside?"
Better.
You didn't say please. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Y sad?
Because no one wants your ass.
True!! It's a great ass too! Would u like it?
No thank you. Very kind offer, though."
Can we have your ass Courtney? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Maybe hold a sky remote next to your rectum so they can judge the diameter size easily "
Or try changing your profile from 'straight' so the anally inclined can search for you!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking you need to be a bit more specific anyway,man/woman,cock/strap on...?
It was specifically "anyone".... "
Sorry, specifically "anyone" in the Midlands |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking you need to be a bit more specific anyway,man/woman,cock/strap on...?
It was specifically "anyone"....
Sorry, specifically "anyone" in the Midlands"
I was hoping for strap on play or couples |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking you need to be a bit more specific anyway,man/woman,cock/strap on...?
It was specifically "anyone"....
Sorry, specifically "anyone" in the Midlands
I was hoping for strap on play or couples"
And while we're at it, as a straight guy you only want the woman of a couple to fuck your ass with a dildo or sorts? |
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"I'm thinking you need to be a bit more specific anyway,man/woman,cock/strap on...?
It was specifically "anyone"....
Sorry, specifically "anyone" in the Midlands
I was hoping for strap on play or couples
And while we're at it, as a straight guy you only want the woman of a couple to fuck your ass with a dildo or sorts? "
Blooming heck you're like a dog with a bone aren't you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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So basically you are looking for a couple where you get to play with the female then ? That sounds far away from just asking for someone to fuck you're ass LoL |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm thinking you need to be a bit more specific anyway,man/woman,cock/strap on...?
It was specifically "anyone"....
Sorry, specifically "anyone" in the Midlands
I was hoping for strap on play or couples
And while we're at it, as a straight guy you only want the woman of a couple to fuck your ass with a dildo or sorts?
Blooming heck you're like a dog with a bone aren't you "
The shotgun approach didn't seem to work so just trying to help the OP be more specific in their requirements
Do we even know if the strap on is supplied by the OP or does the person have to bring their own? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Y sad?
Because no one wants your ass.
True!! It's a great ass too! Would u like it?
No thank you. Very kind offer, though.
Can we have your ass Courtney?"
I wasn't aware my ass was on offer here...but go on then. Be gentle. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Y sad?
Because no one wants your ass.
True!! It's a great ass too! Would u like it?
No thank you. Very kind offer, though.
Can we have your ass Courtney?
I wasn't aware my ass was on offer here...but go on then. Be gentle. "
I'll fetch my spoon |
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"I'm thinking you need to be a bit more specific anyway,man/woman,cock/strap on...?
It was specifically "anyone"....
Sorry, specifically "anyone" in the Midlands
I was hoping for strap on play or couples
And while we're at it, as a straight guy you only want the woman of a couple to fuck your ass with a dildo or sorts?
Blooming heck you're like a dog with a bone aren't you
The shotgun approach didn't seem to work so just trying to help the OP be more specific in their requirements
Do we even know if the strap on is supplied by the OP or does the person have to bring their own? "
Well take your own just in case and if he's got his own decide between you |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Y sad?
Because no one wants your ass.
True!! It's a great ass too! Would u like it?
No thank you. Very kind offer, though.
Can we have your ass Courtney?
I wasn't aware my ass was on offer here...but go on then. Be gentle. "
Can I tickle your ass? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"
Y sad?
Because no one wants your ass.
True!! It's a great ass too! Would u like it?
No thank you. Very kind offer, though.
Can we have your ass Courtney?
I wasn't aware my ass was on offer here...but go on then. Be gentle.
Can I tickle your ass? "
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