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over a year ago
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It's true the underwear has been lost. An unfortunate incident I'd rather not recount.
I was always taught it was rude to stare. Instead I discreetly peep. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It's true the underwear has been lost. An unfortunate incident I'd rather not recount.
I was always taught it was rude to stare. Instead I discreetly peep. "
Please recount  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Oh purlease.... 
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Seriously? You think it's too big? Try having a fat woman's arse. That's too big!
Bigger the better!
Er...no.
Don't no me   "
I will because i never do as I'm told |
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"It'll do 
Do for what :P
Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer 
Tick tock I'm not getting any younger"
Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer... 
Don't put yourself through the pain
I have a high pain threshold...."
So what's the verdict |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Oh purlease....
?
Seriously? You think it's too big? Try having a fat woman's arse. That's too big!
Bigger the better!
Er...no.
Don't no me
I will because i never do as I'm told "
You're out of order  I'm telling |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It'll do
Do for what :P
Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer
Tick tock I'm not getting any younger
Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for..."
You know... To look at my peachy butt. Duh |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...
Don't put yourself through the pain
I have a high pain threshold....
So what's the verdict "
Give me a few more minutes, I'm almost done  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...
Don't put yourself through the pain
I have a high pain threshold....
So what's the verdict
Give me a few more minutes, I'm almost done "
Inbox me the verdict.. The suspense is killing me |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I can't decide.... I'll look st it for a while longer...
Don't put yourself through the pain
I have a high pain threshold....
So what's the verdict
Give me a few more minutes, I'm almost done
Inbox me the verdict.. The suspense is killing me "
Done |
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"It'll do
Do for what :P
Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer
Tick tock I'm not getting any younger
Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for...
You know... To look at my peachy butt. Duh "
Less of the duh you cheeky sod or I shall ask the ladies in this thread to lie you down and whip the hell out of that backside of yours! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"It'll do
Do for what :P
Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer
Tick tock I'm not getting any younger
Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for...
You know... To look at my peachy butt. Duh
Less of the duh you cheeky sod or I shall ask the ladies in this thread to lie you down and whip the hell out of that backside of yours!"
Duh duh duh duh duh try me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Looks ok from here
Maybe you should look a little closer
I did
Did you find wally? 
Yup "
Where was he? Think he's in between my cheeks, can you get him for me? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I like a little junk in the trunk
Hard to find jeans that fit me
so you,ve a big fat arse then?
You tell me"
yea,,i reckon its bigger at the back than the front |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"It'll do
Do for what :P
Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer
Tick tock I'm not getting any younger"
Bend over and take a pic so we can give you more of an accurate response |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Looks ok from here
Maybe you should look a little closer
I did
Did you find wally?
Yup
Where was he? Think he's in between my cheeks, can you get him for me?"
Full moon |
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"It'll do
Do for what :P
Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer
Tick tock I'm not getting any younger
Try being blooming 48! Time is precious at my time of life and now I've forgotten what I needed a minute for...
You know... To look at my peachy butt. Duh
Less of the duh you cheeky sod or I shall ask the ladies in this thread to lie you down and whip the hell out of that backside of yours!
Duh duh duh duh duh try me"
Ladies! ...foolish man,do not complain when you can't sit down tomorrow! |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
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"It'll do
Do for what :P
Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer
Tick tock I'm not getting any younger
Bend over and take a pic so we can give you more of an accurate response "
I'm not sure I'm flexible enough? Haha |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"It'll do
Do for what :P
Give me a minute to come up with a smart answer
Tick tock I'm not getting any younger
Bend over and take a pic so we can give you more of an accurate response
I'm not sure I'm flexible enough? Haha"
Give it a try - I'm right behind you |
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