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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I have quite short stubby fingers... guess that makes mine a dinky winky

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've long thin fingers... So I've no clue

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Wrong this time, large hands, thick fingers.

Cock like a hamster

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Thin, long fingers

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By *iSTARessWoman  over a year ago

London

I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I've long thin fingers... So I've no clue "

Really? No clue? Long thin cock darling x

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen "

We must mix in different circles! Lol... 20 years of research!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Wrong this time, large hands, thick fingers.

Cock like a hamster "

Impossible

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By *at69driveMan  over a year ago

Hertford


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well????? "

I have long thin figures but am ubsure if there is a correlation

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen "

Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I have quite short stubby fingers... guess that makes mine a dinky winky"

You can't have. I saw your fingers and they aren't short and stubby....so your cock is a match!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I have quite short stubby fingers... guess that makes mine a dinky winky

You can't have. I saw your fingers and they aren't short and stubby....so your cock is a match! "

Actually they are very thin... maybe i have a thin member too...? I don't know I haven't been involved in a "Wang off" for a while

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen

Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick"

Well it's about proportion of thickness and length. Your cock is an appendage like your toes and fingers. So the 'thickness' and ' length' is relative. So your self descibed 'long thin' fingers might be not be that thin! ..might be average? But if your fingers are also long then you probably have a long cock with average girth.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Wrong this time, large hands, thick fingers.

Cock like a hamster

Impossible "

Your welcome to pop down anytime and check

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter

Thin and average size here I'd say so goes against that theory

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By *MaleMan  over a year ago

There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen

Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick

Well it's about proportion of thickness and length. Your cock is an appendage like your toes and fingers. So the 'thickness' and ' length' is relative. So your self descibed 'long thin' fingers might be not be that thin! ..might be average? But if your fingers are also long then you probably have a long cock with average girth."

I actually have tiny hands tbh . About the average size for a teenage girl. So it surprises people when they see my size

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I have quite short stubby fingers... guess that makes mine a dinky winky

You can't have. I saw your fingers and they aren't short and stubby....so your cock is a match!

Actually they are very thin... maybe i have a thin member too...? I don't know I haven't been involved in a "Wang off" for a while"

But you had longish fingers... so your cock is a good length! I think you might be underestimating your proportions of your fingers inaccurately.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Doesn't work for mine I'm afraid.

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen

Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick

Well it's about proportion of thickness and length. Your cock is an appendage like your toes and fingers. So the 'thickness' and ' length' is relative. So your self descibed 'long thin' fingers might be not be that thin! ..might be average? But if your fingers are also long then you probably have a long cock with average girth.

I actually have tiny hands tbh . About the average size for a teenage girl. So it surprises people when they see my size"

You don't have small hands from your photos! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I'd say this theory works for only 50% of wangs I've seen

Yeah :') i have long thin fingers, but my cock has been described as thick

Well it's about proportion of thickness and length. Your cock is an appendage like your toes and fingers. So the 'thickness' and ' length' is relative. So your self descibed 'long thin' fingers might be not be that thin! ..might be average? But if your fingers are also long then you probably have a long cock with average girth.

I actually have tiny hands tbh . About the average size for a teenage girl. So it surprises people when they see my size

You don't have small hands from your photos! Lol "

It's a case of you have to see them in person to believe me

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah "

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

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By *uds1Couple  over a year ago

lanark

that's why I was called shovel hands

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've got frustratingly short stubby fingers but been told I have quite a magnificent cock! It's not hugely long or wide but it's definitely not short and stubby. It's extends to a pretty well-proportioned 7.5 - 8 incher! It's been good enough to have some experienced women waxing lyrical about it and ranking it in their top few!

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By *t3_jalapenoMan  over a year ago

darlo

If only my fingers were thicker

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks. "

Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol....

I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion!

Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.???? "

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks.

Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol....

I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion!

Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!! "

Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

I hope you all know this is just a bit of fun trivia stuff? Let's not get too obsessed ha.....it's a Saturday lunchtime and I have just having a light hearted chat about all the lovely cocks on FAB!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks.

Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol....

I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion!

Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!

Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet? "

Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please "

I will try to find it!

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"I hope you all know this is just a bit of fun trivia stuff? Let's not get too obsessed ha.....it's a Saturday lunchtime and I have just having a light hearted chat about all the lovely cocks on FAB! "

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks.

Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol....

I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion!

Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!

Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?

Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!! "

Typical. Should I bring my drill?

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it! "

I'll get the projector and tape measure

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks.

Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol....

I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion!

Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!

Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?

Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!

Typical. Should I bring my drill? "

Pollyfiller too....you'll need to fill that hole

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent

I have made my own assessment based on the photos and reached my own conclusions! However I shall refrain from sharing those ...

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks.

Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol....

I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion!

Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!

Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?

Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!

Typical. Should I bring my drill? "

Well of course! How are you going to complete the job without your drill???

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

lol,,what a lot of rubbish

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks.

Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol....

I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion!

Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!

Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?

Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!

Typical. Should I bring my drill?

Pollyfiller too....you'll need to fill that hole "

Do you know how crap I look in a toolbelt? Oh well... anything for the ladies...

((Really Pauly, have some bloody pride))

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"I have made my own assessment based on the photos and reached my own conclusions! However I shall refrain from sharing those ... "

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it!

I'll get the projector and tape measure "

If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"lol,,what a lot of rubbish "

Pah! All true!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

What a silly theory I have webbed fingers!

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it!

I'll get the projector and tape measure

If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ?? "

No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it!

I'll get the projector and tape measure

If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ?? "

I can always debunk statistics, how is life at Sydney university by the way?

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks.

Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol....

I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion!

Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!

Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?

Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!

Typical. Should I bring my drill?

Pollyfiller too....you'll need to fill that hole "

Now that's rude lol! And almost most inconvenient for the woman! Didn't you know you leave things as you find them!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it!

I'll get the projector and tape measure

If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??

I can always debunk statistics, how is life at Sydney university by the way? "

No point asking me about Sydney University! Anyone who quotes them at the end of their profile MUST have a TINY cock!!!! That's obvious! I don't even need a ruler for that!

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"I've seen skinny men with long,fat cocks.

Then they need to eat! Lol.... they aren't meant to be skinny! Lol....

I honestly haven't ever met a man who has defied my theory! !! Sometimes one persons definition of big, fat, thin whatever ...is different though! But it's the proportion!

Take a ruler and tape measure on your next meets ladies and do the mathematical equation lol!!!!!!!!

Will I have to put up shelves on my next meet?

Actually.... I do have a bedroom drawer that needs fixing!!!!!

Typical. Should I bring my drill?

Pollyfiller too....you'll need to fill that hole

Now that's rude lol! And almost most inconvenient for the woman! Didn't you know you leave things as you find them! "

A good workman always tidies up after himself

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Strangely enough its all to do with your DNA. this contains certain length measurements so to speak that get used throughout your body so things do tend to match up. another example of this is the length of your forearm and foot are equal. (all within a small tolerance)

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it!

I'll get the projector and tape measure

If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??

No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full "

Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well????? "

I am a believer

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Strangely enough its all to do with your DNA. this contains certain length measurements so to speak that get used throughout your body so things do tend to match up. another example of this is the length of your forearm and foot are equal. (all within a small tolerance) "

Exactly! !!!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

*wonders how many people are currently trying to measure there foot against there forearm*

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"Strangely enough its all to do with your DNA. this contains certain length measurements so to speak that get used throughout your body so things do tend to match up. another example of this is the length of your forearm and foot are equal. (all within a small tolerance) "

Those are bones though. Cocks,noses and earlobes have no bones so don't correlate like that.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Erm.... where were we? Oh yes... polyfilla... to fix your drawers? Seems like you do need a hand (y) man after all...

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it!

I'll get the projector and tape measure

If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??

No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full

Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too! "

Lol no room for chocolate with me and pauly90

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Large hands, long thick fingers.....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it!

I'll get the projector and tape measure

If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??

No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full

Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too!

Lol no room for chocolate with me and pauly90 "

Maybe a "waifer thin mint"....

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well????? "

Long slim fingers, but I don't class my little chap as big... Maybe average, and not that thick... Maybe your theory works on some of us?

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By *antasticMrsFoxMan  over a year ago

Exeter


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it!

I'll get the projector and tape measure

If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??

No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full

Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too!

Lol no room for chocolate with me and pauly90

Maybe a "waifer thin mint".... "

Que the French accent "waiter thin"

But no mint ouch too many bad experiences with mint source shower gel

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

used to say big hands big feet big dick ! .....well hmmm

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By *r TriomanMan  over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I can tell the size of a woman's boobs by the size of her bra.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.????

Need a power point presentation with graphs please

I will try to find it!

I'll get the projector and tape measure

If you guys could all line up, I should be able to complete my data collection quickly! Any objections if I publish the findings? ??

No by all means do it for the scientific community..... But remember it's rude to talk with your mouth full

Well you SAY 'mouth full' but it depends doesn't it! If they put Sydney University at the bottom of their profile then I KNOW they have a tiny cock so I will have room for some chocolate too!

Lol no room for chocolate with me and pauly90

Maybe a "waifer thin mint"....

Que the French accent "waiter thin"

But no mint ouch too many bad experiences with mint source shower gel "

I love that stuff (well done for spotting the Mr Creosote reference). Try giving oral with curiously strong mints, rolling in your mouth .... fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

im a size 10 glove and 9 shoe

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

My hands are tiny, like a girls hands. Only ever met one man with smaller hands than me and he was about 5 ft tall and from Hong Kong.

I don't have a massive dick, but wouldn't say it was small either though!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Hands like shovels, size 12 shoe, well built and 6 foot 2 here.

At 5.5 " fully erect I can safely say OP your theory is definitely just wishful thinking.

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By *irtydom86Man  over a year ago

Up north!

Hmmm, not entirely sure. When I went for ring fitting they said I had quite fat fingers.

I'd say my cock is slightly below average in both length & girth. Mrs has slept with 3 people, she said the other 2 were both slightly longer & thicker than me.

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By *razedcatMan  over a year ago

London / Herts

There's no correlation. My brachydactyly means I have short, stubby fingers, and I'm only 5'7", but my cock is 7" long and of average thickness

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Me too, massive hands with very thick fingers, no ring made that will fit, and mine is very small.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well????? "

Is that your superpower?

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By *MaleMan  over a year ago


"There's a few misnomers about females, as there are about males, out there too I can only imagine the social encounter with people that believe such s#yt lmfao.

Sorry we're not talking much, establishing rapport or being social we're too busy staring, studying, filling in our checksheet. We're doing a survey of the size of your feet, your hand size, the width of your arse in relation to width of shoulders, the shape of your mouth, the distance between your eyes divided by the square root of your nose length blah blah blah

Thats right! That's exactly what we are doing! Lol!!!! Like you guys look at our tits and arses! !!!! We spend ALL our time sizing you up!!!! I might talk to you a bit though but if you could please fill in my chart first please.???? "

Judging people on physical stats no thanks. Sounds a terrible meet thats if they get past the postcode ranking test lmfao.

Visual appeal and personality always a winner

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I've long thin fingers... So I've no clue

Really? No clue? Long thin cock darling x"

I'd say your right :D

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

an accurate measurement of cock size can be ascertained by measuring from the base of the wrist upwards to the tip of the middle finger , the resulting measurement is a pretty accurate determination of cock inches .your welcome

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

can you see my hands in my pics? theyre thin fingers. Not sure if long or not

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I thought the correlation was twoe times the length of your thumb.

And I've the hands about the size of my teenage daughters..

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"an accurate measurement of cock size can be ascertained by measuring from the base of the wrist upwards to the tip of the middle finger , the resulting measurement is a pretty accurate determination of cock inches .your welcome "

Cool does it also give you any indication about whether they know how to wield it?

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By *abydollxxWoman  over a year ago

Birmingham - Selly oak

I honestly thought I was the only person that used this 'method'

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

Another way is to see the size, is if it goes to the navel, then it is about 7.5".

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By *odareyouMan  over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Johnsodas theory of relativity ©johnsoda0204

The size of the cock is relative to the size of the hand holding it

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I've very long fingers lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well????? "

I have huge hands long fat fingers, ?

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By *hocko87Man  over a year ago

dublin

Christmas has arrived lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well????? "

You must be right I have small thin fingers, size 6 feet and loves dressing as a girl! Oh and 5 inch little cock!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"There's no correlation. My brachydactyly means I have short, stubby fingers, and I'm only 5'7", but my cock is 7" long and of average thickness "

Your height isn't relevant. 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

You must be right I have small thin fingers, size 6 feet and loves dressing as a girl! Oh and 5 inch little cock! "

Didn't get further than your profile pic....why are you pushing your chest out like a penguin?????? Lol!!!!!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Christmas has arrived lol "

Well easy for you to say! Lol! (No pics to provide the evidence! Not that you have to of course.... but we will have to take your word for it lol)

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

I have huge hands long fat fingers, ?"

Then Christmas arrived for your wife!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Johnsodas theory of relativity ©johnsoda0204

The size of the cock is relative to the size of the hand holding it "

Bad luck then! I have tiny hands!!!

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By *ostEligibleBachelorMan  over a year ago

If say I have rather skinny fingers, but def not skinny down below.

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

there is no scientific evidence to link the size of hand, fingers or any other part of the anatomy to the size of the penis. it is a load of tosh. Another fallacy relates the size of feet to size of penis. However, the length of you foot roughly corresponds to the length of your forearm from elbow to wrist on the inner arm

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By *lectricSensationMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

mediumish thin fingers

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By *lectricSensationMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

i'll let you assess my cock

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I honestly thought I was the only person that used this 'method'"

He he.... of course...people have varying perceptions of themselves which may or may not bear any resemblance to reality! So while some describe their cocks as big, small, long, short etc..... it's their opinion...which others might agree with....or not!

Still doesn't change my theory based on years of research ( ) that the size/dimensions of their cock is directly proportionate to the size of their fingers!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

I admit my cock isn't the biggest, but my body and hands make it look tiny!, 6ft 4 18 stone, hands like shuvles. Makes 7 inches look like 4 inches.

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I admit my cock isn't the biggest, but my body and hands make it look tiny!, 6ft 4 18 stone, hands like shuvles. Makes 7 inches look like 4 inches. "

You don't have a small cock! But you are covering half of it with your hands anyway! Lol

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"there is no scientific evidence to link the size of hand, fingers or any other part of the anatomy to the size of the penis. it is a load of tosh. Another fallacy relates the size of feet to size of penis. However, the length of you foot roughly corresponds to the length of your forearm from elbow to wrist on the inner arm"

I don't need a research publication in the lancet to know what i know lol! I look at mens hands and fingers all the time lol.... if I get the pleasure of knowing their cock..... I have never been wrong!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"If say I have rather skinny fingers, but def not skinny down below."

But you don't have skinny fingers!!!! Lol!!!

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By *lligator3Man  over a year ago

Dundee

Word has it Abu Hamza has a pronounced bend on his one

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By *lectricSensationMan  over a year ago

Edinburgh

what about mine then subby? x

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I admit my cock isn't the biggest, but my body and hands make it look tiny!, 6ft 4 18 stone, hands like shuvles. Makes 7 inches look like 4 inches.

You don't have a small cock! But you are covering half of it with your hands anyway! Lol"

I would love to see a pic of my cock in your hand!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"what about mine then subby? x"

You actually want me to give you feedback on your cock in a public forum??? Lol!!!!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"Word has it Abu Hamza has a pronounced bend on his one "

Let's hope it isn't fitted with a hook as well then!

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago

This theory isnt working for me

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well????? "

How did that work with Jeremy beadle.? He had one hand smaller then other

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

How did that work with Jeremy beadle.? He had one hand smaller then other"

Maybe his cock is bigger on one side???? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)  over a year ago


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

How did that work with Jeremy beadle.? He had one hand smaller then other

Maybe his cock is bigger on one side???? Lol"

the mind boggles

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By *razedcatMan  over a year ago

London / Herts


" 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length"

But...whilst my fingers are short and thick, my cock is long and thin... So even not factoring my overall height, my fingers don't match my cock...

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By *lligator3Man  over a year ago

Dundee


" 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length

But...whilst my fingers are short and thick, my cock is long and thin... So even not factoring my overall height, my fingers don't match my cock..."

Are you sure your looking at your cock??!?

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS  over a year ago

Bolton


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well????? "

I'm 6'7 with hands like shovels lol

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By *egasus NobMan  over a year ago

Merton

Are you sure?

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


" 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length

But...whilst my fingers are short and thick, my cock is long and thin... So even not factoring my overall height, my fingers don't match my cock..."

I don't believe you! Lol

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

I'm 6'7 with hands like shovels lol"

Being 6'7 is irrelevant. Having hands like shovels is!

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By *ubbykitten OP   Woman  over a year ago

Kent


" 'Stubby' usually means thickish fingers.... so it is pretty accurate! The length of your fingers will have similar proportions to your cock length

But...whilst my fingers are short and thick, my cock is long and thin... So even not factoring my overall height, my fingers don't match my cock...

Are you sure your looking at your cock??!? "

LOL! !!!!

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS  over a year ago

Bolton


"I posted my theory below in another thread in response to a post but it was a bit of topic for that thread so starting this one...

I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......

Short chubby fingers?

Short thin fingers?

Long thin fingers?

Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!

Well?????

I'm 6'7 with hands like shovels lol

Being 6'7 is irrelevant. Having hands like shovels is! "

Shame ur not kinky enough to find out lol

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By *ostEligibleBachelorMan  over a year ago


"If say I have rather skinny fingers, but def not skinny down below.

But you don't have skinny fingers!!!! Lol!!!"

They're slim fingers - def smaller than average. I have tiny wrists too (6" around).

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