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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

You see a delivery truck with DP on it......

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

If someone invites you to a spitroast party you don't know whether to take a six pack of beer or a six pack of condoms.

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By *icecouple561Couple over a year ago
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East Sussex

When someone asks you which way you're voting you say "kiss".

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When input data into a spreadsheet collating patient information and you type M F F F F F and you chuckle and think poor bloke, bet he died happy

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you try to type FFS into your phone and autocorrect changes it to FFM

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By *elovetofuck2Couple over a year ago

cannock

When your both walking around ikea and see a gorgeous lady and you both say wow, now she is sexy! And Mrs says "is it weird that we both comment on how sexy men and women are... when most couples would murder the partner for even looking" hehe that's when you know you are swingers x

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By *ty31Man over a year ago

NW London

When you see the letters ATM and instantly think Ass To Mouth.

When you can't look at a marrow or corn on the cob without thinking about fab hot pics

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you try to type FFS into your phone and autocorrect changes it to FFM

My iPhone does that

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By *enard ArgenteMan over a year ago

London and France

When you think you are.

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By *iscean MaleMan over a year ago

Darlaston

When your partner joins in or watches

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you type fa in your browser and fab comes up before Facebook

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you realise all your tools are snap on ones

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By *anky_PankyWoman over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

When you talk about going to a club and other people assume you mean shit music, jager shots til 2am and a kebab on the way home with the possibility of a last minute bunk up.

You actually meant a good evening socialising and having great sex with like-minded people and taking your own booze so you aren't ripped off

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you txt someone to invite them over for a bbq and you've actually said bbw

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When the contents of the top shelf of your wardrobe consists of things that lock, are made of leather or latex, take batteries, have 9 tails etc.....

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman over a year ago

stourbridge area

"You see a delivery truck with DP on it......"

How about UPS....

van

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

when at a loose end we land at no 3 (other clubs available)

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By *ownhouseTwosomeCouple over a year ago

Birkenhead/Liverpool

When you sit in a busy beer garden playing 'spot the swinger'! Lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you sit in a busy beer garden playing 'spot the swinger'! Lol xx"

reminded me - i know it was a sad day but he would havee laughed -but ex partners funeral - we obviously part of this lifestyle - also part of the naturist scene - huge pub crowd we hung about with and involved with a car racing team - s ome of our closer mates were playing guess the swinger - naturist at the after do - mostly got them all wrong i might add

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When someone asks you which way you're voting you say "kiss"."

Avoid! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

...your handbag contains a toothbrush, knickers and condoms as standard.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Watching the bbc on the tv conjures up all sorts of images

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you're working out at the gym weights section and you click on who's near - seriously hoping that one of the hot guys you're ogling in the mirrors is on fab!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"...your handbag contains a toothbrush, knickers and condoms as standard. "

Have to add moisturiser and hand cream to that list though - never leave home without them!

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your texting your mum. Hi mum and it autocorrects to hi mfm and yes I have sent it on a few occasions a lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you think squirty cream really shouldn't be on the trifle

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By *iggles and BeardyCouple over a year ago

Bristol

"When your both walking around ikea and see a gorgeous lady and you both say wow, now she is sexy! And Mrs says "is it weird that we both comment on how sexy men and women are... when most couples would murder the partner for even looking" hehe that's when you know you are swingers x"

This is our avarage day out

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When everytime you talk to a good looking person you start working the word fab into conversation to gauge their reaction, just in case

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When everytime you talk to a good looking person you start working the word fab into conversation to gauge their reaction, just in case

Yes

Thought it was just me

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When everytime you talk to a good looking person you start working the word fab into conversation to gauge their reaction, just in case

Yes

Thought it was just me "

I do this too

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When everytime you talk to a good looking person you start working the word fab into conversation to gauge their reaction, just in case

Yes

Thought it was just me

I do this too "

and me - trouble is its a bot of an in word it seems - my daughter says it a lot - writes it in my birthday card etc -

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By *uzzieguyMan over a year ago

London

You have shortcuts in your phone as it takes too long to type gangbang and Filth Facilitator.

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By *lectricSensationMan over a year ago

Edinburgh

when your phone is full of photos of your cock being portrayed in good light

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you're the jungle vip.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you go to the park, and the first thing you go on is the swings

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"When you're the jungle vip. "

My old user name

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

When you buy vanilla ice cream

And think

What is vanilla

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

I'll refer everyone to my profile. I have a ton of them there so people who've finished laughing at my pics can have some more fun.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

"When everytime you talk to a good looking person you start working the word fab into conversation to gauge their reaction, just in case

Hahaha...All the time

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"If someone invites you to a spitroast party you don't know whether to take a six pack of beer or a six pack of condoms."

Best comment

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Lol I do this all the time !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You're phone has over 2,000 dirty pics on it ... and you took them all !

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When your painting your toe nails and shaving your legs and lady garden on a Friday night just in case you get lucky and manage to get a meet for Saturday xx

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By *addyandbabyCouple over a year ago

Bideford

"When you talk about going to a club and other people assume you mean shit music, jager shots til 2am and a kebab on the way home with the possibility of a last minute bunk up.

You actually meant a good evening socialising and having great sex with like-minded people and taking your own booze so you aren't ripped off

I still like the kebab on the way home, sex makes me hungry lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"You're phone has over 2,000 dirty pics on it ... and you took them all !

..... last night.....

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By *randnew23sumsCouple over a year ago

Lancashire

"When you try to type FFS into your phone and autocorrect changes it to FFM

haha! Happens to us!

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By *edheadsruleCouple over a year ago

lancashire

When your mates talking about a hot sesh they had thinking your a prude and you have that secret inner glow...if only they knew....

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By *uxom redCouple over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"When everytime you talk to a good looking person you start working the word fab into conversation to gauge their reaction, just in case

Yes

Thought it was just me "

U thought that as well.

Or toy look at a sexy lady and both yes yes I would

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

When you over hear people at work talking about facials or taking one for the team and start to wonder...are they?

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By *he horny kinkstersCouple over a year ago

North West

When anyone says "fab" to you and you wonder if they know...

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By *an_WoodMan over a year ago

Stafford

You wonder what to wear to impress at the club while at the same time easy to get undressed quickly

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By *inky-MinxWoman over a year ago

Grantham

When you realise one man will never be enough

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By *elle2016Woman over a year ago

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Sad

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By (user no longer on site) OP over a year ago

"Sad"

????

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

Flashbacks to the awesome weekend and smiling like a Cheshire cat x

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By *evon DelightCouple over a year ago

A town in Devon

When you and your other half are walk through town and they start pointing out how fantastic the woman's arse is in front of you. You then spend the day talking about sex!

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By *istyblue1967Man over a year ago

manchester

When you see a cars number plate with mmf or ffm .

Always makes me smile lol

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you sit in a busy beer garden playing 'spot the swinger'! Lol xx"

glad I'm not the only one x

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By *iforfun999Man over a year ago

Haverfordwest

You look forward to hearing about your partner's day, hoping it involves having sex with one or more people of either sex and not getting jealous, just turned on.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you type fa in your browser and fab comes up before Facebook "

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

You truly believe that everyone that isn't a swinger, has a crap sex life.

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By (user no longer on site) over a year ago

"When you type fa in your browser and fab comes up before Facebook "

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By *evaquitCouple over a year ago

Catthorpe

When your regular shopping trips begin to include subconscious visits to an adult store with a meet in mind.

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By *isaB45Woman over a year ago

Fabville

"When your mates talking about a hot sesh they had thinking your a prude and you have that secret inner glow...if only they knew....

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