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over a year ago
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Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6! |
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!"
Did you bash his Bishop?  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!"
Then he was truly blessed by the lord |
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!
Then he was truly blessed by the lord"
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!"
Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!! |
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!
Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!"
He must have had big feet!!!! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!
Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!
He must have had big feet!!!!"
Size 11's here. And a very average cock. |
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I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......
Short chubby fingers?
Short thin fingers?
Long thin fingers?
Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!
Well?????  |
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!
Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!
He must have had big feet!!!!
Size 11's here. And a very average cock. "
Nothing to do with height but every lathing to do with feet /toes or hands/fingers. Easier to work it out by looking at fingers. My theory has never let me down yet! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!
Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!
He must have had big feet!!!!
Size 11's here. And a very average cock.
Nothing to do with height but every lathing to do with feet /toes or hands/fingers. Easier to work it out by looking at fingers. My theory has never let me down yet! "
Does nail biting mean anything in your analysis? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!
Why is that surprising? You know dick size isn't strongly correlated with height!!
He must have had big feet!!!!
Size 11's here. And a very average cock.
Nothing to do with height but every lathing to do with feet /toes or hands/fingers. Easier to work it out by looking at fingers. My theory has never let me down yet!
Does nail biting mean anything in your analysis? "
yeah good at oral  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......
Short chubby fingers?
Short thin fingers?
Long thin fingers?
Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!
Well????? "
Well my hubby is a bit bolloxed lol as he doesnt have full fingers and has a much bigger coxk than the fingers he has got x |
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"I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......
Short chubby fingers?
Short thin fingers?
Long thin fingers?
Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!
Well????? "
I call bullshit on this, I have long thin fingers but a thick cock |
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"I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......
Short chubby fingers?
Short thin fingers?
Long thin fingers?
Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!
Well????? "
average quite thick fingers here .. I'd say your theory stands.... now we need a pussy theory |
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"I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......
Short chubby fingers?
Short thin fingers?
Long thin fingers?
Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!
Well????? average quite thick fingers here .. I'd say your theory stands.... now we need a pussy theory "
Hmm. Not sure I know a pussy theory! |
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"I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......
Short chubby fingers?
Short thin fingers?
Long thin fingers?
Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!
Well?????
I call bullshit on this, I have long thin fingers but a thick cock "
Impossible! |
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"I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......
Short chubby fingers?
Short thin fingers?
Long thin fingers?
Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!
Well?????
Well my hubby is a bit bolloxed lol as he doesnt have full fingers and has a much bigger coxk than the fingers he has got x "
Ah BUT if he DID have full fingets, they would be the same proportions as his cock!  |
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"I always know what a man's cock is like by looking at his hands and specifically, his fingers. Never been wrong yet! Look at a mans fingets or if you are a man, look at your own. Compare description to cock.......
Short chubby fingers?
Short thin fingers?
Long thin fingers?
Long thick fingers (Christmas has arrived!
Well?????
I call bullshit on this, I have long thin fingers but a thick cock
Impossible! "
I can send you a picture if you need proof lol |
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I cannot recall any particularly unusual professions. ...
Well..... there was the guy who I had an on /off D/s relationship with, who is a VERY well known person in the Foreign office but my lips are sealed!
And that policeman in the back of his the police van on the hard shoulder of the motorway some years back!
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Oh and I almost forgot (how could I). Quite a few years back, I fucked the 19yr girlfriend of a married Police Chief (he turned up to my house in his uniform) He watched and wanked as I fucked her. This was particularly satisfying - as I'd just received a speeding fine. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Police office, Sgt. & insp!
Magistrate
Bodyguards to the the rich!
Film extra
University lecturers
And last but not least loads & loads of HR managers ....bloody loads of the buggers  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Oh and I almost forgot (how could I). Quite a few years back, I fucked the 19yr girlfriend of a married Police Chief (he turned up to my house in his uniform) He watched and wanked as I fucked her. This was particularly satisfying - as I'd just received a speeding fine.
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Met a church minister on here...I asked him how he could possibly reconcile his beliefs with being on fab but his answer was that his marriage was so crap that he needed lots of sex and attention!
Saw him for about five meets then it petered out.... He had the most massive massive dick though...and great girth. And he was only 5'6!"
I'm about 5' 7 1/2".......but it's not the 5' you need to worry about! |
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