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So P has decided that it's time his manbush is no more and has asked me to get rid for him.
What's best to rid him of his short & curlies?
I have Immac, wax strips, a razor blade and some very sharp scissors, which would you choose? |
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"So P has decided that it's time his manbush is no more and has asked me to get rid for him.
What's best to rid him of his short & curlies?
I have Immac, wax strips, a razor blade and some very sharp scissors, which would you choose? "
I use a trimmer to close crop then an electric razor a bit tender for a few hours but nice and smooth.  |
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By *GHertsCouple
over a year ago
North Herts |
If you have a male grooming place that does intimate waxing, nearby, I'd recommend waxing - not half as painful as a lot of us blokes might believe, and leaves a lovely smooth finish better than you can get with a razor.
If there's not one, then I'd go with a razor and lots of foam personally, but may depend on thickness of hair etc, in which case a trimmer to start and then finish with a razor.
Mr G |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Pluck them out one by one  "
Why the evil face? I've plucked mine individually several times. Make an incredibly smooth finish and lasts a good while too. Took a lot less time than I thought it would.  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Razor blade. Although if he were a REAL man, he could just get you to pull them out with your teeth. "
That may be the best thing I've read today 
Just don't let him use an epilator if you've got one. I decided to loan the Mrs. Let's just say there was an incident involving skin, a ball sack, the possibility of crying and the ever loving better half, killing herself laughing  .
Have fun, hope it goes smoothly |
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By *st 1972Man
over a year ago
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"So P has decided that it's time his manbush is no more and has asked me to get rid for him.
What's best to rid him of his short & curlies?
I have Immac, wax strips, a razor blade and some very sharp scissors, which would you choose? "
Trim first and wet shave deffo no aftershave though(unless you're angry with him)  |
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Its best done in the shower as the last thing, the hair will be softer then,trim first then shave you can use foam but I find just a good lather with normal soap does fine. use other hand to pull skin tight and don't worry never nicked my self yet |
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We went with the very sharp scissors and then veet.
I'm impressed that given the light was fading and I got the giggles when I was trimming him there isn't a cut or scratch to be seen, and all important bits of his anatomy are still attached. Though possibly not as relieved as he is.
The veet worked a treat too - he's lovely and hair free. I've told him I'll do his back and crack next, with the wax... |
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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago
so near and yet so far.... |
"Razor blade. Although if he were a REAL man, he could just get you to pull them out with your teeth.
That may be the best thing I've read today
Just don't let him use an epilator if you've got one. I decided to loan the Mrs. Let's just say there was an incident involving skin, a ball sack, the possibility of crying and the ever loving better half, killing herself laughing .
Have fun, hope it goes smoothly"
Ha ha @possibility of crying... I bet the air turned blue!! This made me laugh a lot.. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Veet 
And for those tempted by this sage advice would also be advised to look up the positive and happy reviews on Amazon. 
It didn't hurt him at all. Thankfully "
and smooth bollocks are lush |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Yeah, I know, I posted this ages ago, but for the newcomers wanting to get smooth, I thought it could do with repeating!
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect! |
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Magic powder? Never heard of that.
I used veet for years and then one day out of the blue it burned the hell out of me.
I wet shave now which is ok but needs redoing a lot.
Considering a waxing set.
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"trim close and then shave (carefully) - we have shaved each other - good mixture of horny funny and nervy "
Trim with scissors or we have a Phillips bikini line trimmer, then lady shave, then just keep on trimming every couple of days ! Feels so tooooo ! |
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
Cornwall |
I'm lucky enough to have an intimate waxing salon not far away. Done properly, doesn't hurt anything like what I'd thought it might. Really smooth and stayed that way far longer than shaving |
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