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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hoping it is ok to ask/do this but we have all seen some crazy/funny/just plain stupid statuses....
Is it ok to post them here?? No names remember.
I saw one the other day from a guy....."looking to suck some straight cock"
I wondered if he meant one that wasn't curved? Or is there an assumption that he could mean "fab straight?"
What statuses do/have made you giggle....? |
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By *MaleMan
over a year ago
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fab status words versus the profile words. A psychiatrist's would have a field day 
Noticed some profiles claiming the likes of lovely happy sexy stable easy going fun people whilst it's incessant profile status updates are aggressive, ranting, baiting/attention desperate and generally not sounding fun 
Saying that it's good to see the polar opposite reality to profile claims  |
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By *ficouldMan
over a year ago
a quandary, could you change my mind? |
"People tell me some of mine are funny! I just get thoughts on a whim and write it down 5 hen I forget about it until someone reminds me lol..half the time I can't recall why I wrote it! "
I almost spat my drink out on this one..
No more cock pics with pubes growing up the sides like ivy round a tree!!!! You will starve your cocks of oxygen and they will fall off!!!"
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By *onyneMan
over a year ago
Newcastle |
The ones asking for a plumber ot iIT expert are fair enough...we got skills then we can share...but they always make me think of those porn film scenarios and I always laugh...
Er, guitar lessons anyone  |
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"People tell me some of mine are funny! I just get thoughts on a whim and write it down 5 hen I forget about it until someone reminds me lol..half the time I can't recall why I wrote it!
I almost spat my drink out on this one..
No more cock pics with pubes growing up the sides like ivy round a tree!!!! You will starve your cocks of oxygen and they will fall off!!!"
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LOL. ...well it's true! All that shrubbery around the Base! I mean! WTF? ???? |
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