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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Hi 
Do you guys ever wonder what the fuck your F 'friend' is actually saying to you when she says things?
I'm gonna be your F friend for two minutes and help you decode what women actually mean when they say things to you
When she says:
"Omg I can't believe we never hang out... Like you're on my Facebook... you're on my Instagram...but I like never talk to you. We should totally hang out more hah..."
What she really means is :
'This is actually awkward. I actually don't like you at all and I never want to hang out with you but I'm in a socially awkward situation but I feel the need to express that I want to hang out with you' 
When she says: "Sorry I don't give my number away...like ever..."
What she really means is: 'Yeah I don't find you attractive at all. Please don't look at me'
When she says: " I can't order that. It's like the most expensive thing on the menu... I totally can't order that..."
What she really means is: 'Give me permission to order that. I am hungry. Tell me that's OK. I'm starving' 
When she says: "Brian's new gf is a fucking whore....!"
What she really means is: 'I'm really insecure about myself. I really don't want you looking at other women and I'm threatened by that one'
What she says "Go ahead"
What she really means is 'Fuck you'
What she says "I don't care"
What she really means is 'Fuck you'
What she says "I am fine"
What she really means is 'Fuck you'
What she says "No, I'm just tired"
What she really means is 'Double fuck you'
What she says "let's just be friends, OK?"
What she really means is 'I don't find you sexually attractive at all. Don't ever step out of the friend zone. Never again'
What she says "Just forget about it, OK?"
What she really means is 'You fucking forget it but I never will. Ever'
What she says "I'm so ugly. Oh...I look so fat.. Fuck I'm fat"
What she really means is 'Fishing for compliments yeah...fishing for compliments....gimme gimme gimme... 
What she says "Omg are you close? Yeah???"
What she really means is 'Omg is he done yet? I finished like 10 minutes ago... I've got places to go.... Hurry up wanker' 
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Hi
Do you guys ever wonder what the fuck your F 'friend' is actually saying to you when she says things?
I'm gonna be your F friend for two minutes and help you decode what women actually mean when they say things to you
When she says:
"Omg I can't believe we never hang out... Like you're on my Facebook... you're on my Instagram...but I like never talk to you. We should totally hang out more hah..."
What she really means is :
'This is actually awkward. I actually don't like you at all and I never want to hang out with you but I'm in a socially awkward situation but I feel the need to express that I want to hang out with you'
When she says: "Sorry I don't give my number away...like ever..."
What she really means is: 'Yeah I don't find you attractive at all. Please don't look at me'
When she says: " I can't order that. It's like the most expensive thing on the menu... I totally can't order that..."
What she really means is: 'Give me permission to order that. I am hungry. Tell me that's OK. I'm starving'
When she says: "Brian's new gf is a fucking whore....!"
What she really means is: 'I'm really insecure about myself. I really don't want you looking at other women and I'm threatened by that one'
What she says "Go ahead"
What she really means is 'Fuck you'
What she says "I don't care"
What she really means is 'Fuck you'
What she says "I am fine"
What she really means is 'Fuck you'
What she says "No, I'm just tired"
What she really means is 'Double fuck you'
What she says "let's just be friends, OK?"
What she really means is 'I don't find you sexually attractive at all. Don't ever step out of the friend zone. Never again'
What she says "Just forget about it, OK?"
What she really means is 'You fucking forget it but I never will. Ever'
What she says "I'm so ugly. Oh...I look so fat.. Fuck I'm fat"
What she really means is 'Fishing for compliments yeah...fishing for compliments....gimme gimme gimme...
What she says "Omg are you close? Yeah???"
What she really means is 'Omg is he done yet? I finished like 10 minutes ago... I've got places to go.... Hurry up wanker'
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Waaaaaayyyyyy too complicated...
Here's a thing.... If you think everyone else has a problem, then the problem is you!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"All of the above translated to what HE means:
"I want a fuck"
You're welcome.
You forgot "I'm hungry,feed me""
"I'm hungry,feed me" means "I want a fuck and a sandwich" |
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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago
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"All of the above translated to what HE means:
"I want a fuck"
You're welcome.
You forgot "I'm hungry,feed me"
"I'm hungry,feed me" means "I want a fuck and a sandwich" "
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