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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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I received a message today from a girl I messaged and she replied along the lines of " She would feel intimidated by me and my Ferrari and Lamborghini , she is a simple common girl , that wouldn't feel comfortable moving around in my posh circles "...
I'd like to think my profile is pretty friendly, I have just put all my images on profile for perusal,I am currently seeking exceptional/Elite/posh fems only so to hear from you ladies would be great but all and any feedback greatfully received.  |
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You're clear in what you're looking for (although your images show very little of you) so the intimidated lady and you clearly aren't a match. There's someone for everyone and you will hopefully find them.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Considering the high standards you claim to have better grammar would go a long way.
You expect a certain degree of fitness and attractiveness from potential partners and yet your profile does not show that you offer the same. Merely your profile promotes your financial success and your ego whilst suggesting that unless a lady is perfect they will not meet your expectations.
From this I understand the lady in question feeling somewhat inadequate. If I were you I would attempt a rewrite that sounds a little more approachable.
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help  "
Maybe it would “help” if “your” cock curved the same direction in all of the pics? |
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"I received a message today from a girl I messaged and she replied along the lines of " She would feel intimidated by me and my Ferrari and Lamborghini , she is a simple common girl , that wouldn't feel comfortable moving around in my posh circles "...
I'd like to think my profile is pretty friendly, I have just put all my images on profile for perusal,I am currently seeking exceptional/Elite/posh fems only so to hear from you ladies would be great but all and any feedback greatfully received. "
Your profile isn't really very friendly and your pictures dont actually show you as I said above...but you know that. I suspect this thread is designed to stir up the hornets nest.
If you're serious then as said above rewrite your profile put some pictures up that show what you can offer not what you own and take it from there. Good luck. |
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The trouble is, because of your name, I've assumed you were just inc_edibly cheeky and jumped in someone else's car for a photo opportunity 
Obviously I can't speak for the USA, but over here if you flash your cash around you're less likely to attract a 'posh' bird, but one who is simply after your cash.
'Posh' ladies think ostentatious behaviour inc_edibly vulgar and gauche.
It's the sole reason I drive a Skoda
Mr ddc |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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We aren't paid members. I am interested in what you think that says about us ?
We aren't paid members because the site works very well for us as it is and not because we can't afford it |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"We aren't paid members. I am interested in what you think that says about us ?
We aren't paid members because the site works very well for us as it is and not because we can't afford it "
OK he'll probably make an exception for you then |
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Good luck mate I think you will need it by your attitude to what women want on here.Its a swinging site conversation being respectful and not a profile of what you own will get you more meets on here.Hey by the way I own an old Ford Focus and do pretty well.Get rid of the car pics its not what you've got its how you use it that counts.Good luck to you lol. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Try sugar daddy com or something?
Though im sure plenty of women would like a ride in your ferarri and lambo.
My mate tookna girl to a slightly posh hotel £400 a night.. and she went mental because she didnt belong there. No fun was haf at all.
Weird eh? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Considering the high standards you claim to have better grammar would go a long way.
You expect a certain degree of fitness and attractiveness from potential partners and yet your profile does not show that you offer the same. Merely your profile promotes your financial success and your ego whilst suggesting that unless a lady is perfect they will not meet your expectations.
From this I understand the lady in question feeling somewhat inadequate. If I were you I would attempt a rewrite that sounds a little more approachable.
G "
Why are you attacking me?
I'm just a simple man , that is trying to find a woman. Please just give me advice and stop attacking me. |
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"Try sugar daddy com or something?
Though im sure plenty of women would like a ride in your ferarri and lambo.
My mate tookna girl to a slightly posh hotel £400 a night.. and she went mental because she didnt belong there. No fun was haf at all.
Weird eh?"
We've always found that the really posh hotels go out of their way to make you feel as if you belong there, they want you to come back after all. |
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"Considering the high standards you claim to have better grammar would go a long way.
You expect a certain degree of fitness and attractiveness from potential partners and yet your profile does not show that you offer the same. Merely your profile promotes your financial success and your ego whilst suggesting that unless a lady is perfect they will not meet your expectations.
From this I understand the lady in question feeling somewhat inadequate. If I were you I would attempt a rewrite that sounds a little more approachable.
G
Why are you attacking me?
I'm just a simple man , that is trying to find a woman. Please just give me advice and stop attacking me."
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The trouble is, because of your name, I've assumed you were just inc_edibly cheeky and jumped in someone else's car for a photo opportunity
Obviously I can't speak for the USA, but over here if you flash your cash around you're less likely to attract a 'posh' bird, but one who is simply after your cash.
'Posh' ladies think ostentatious behaviour inc_edibly vulgar and gauche.
It's the sole reason I drive a Skoda
Mr ddc"
So let me get this straight. I'm smart enough to write a profile and successful enough to own exotic cars. But I have no clue how to get a lady online...
So riddled me this. Why did I make this post? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Good luck mate I think you will need it by your attitude to what women want on here.Its a swinging site conversation being respectful and not a profile of what you own will get you more meets on here.Hey by the way I own an old Ford Focus and do pretty well.Get rid of the car pics its not what you've got its how you use it that counts.Good luck to you lol."
But why get rid of the car pics. They show that although I'm perfect but I'm also generous to let people into my world... Stop attacking me.. I'm a nice person  |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a posh bird!
Great , but are you exceptional and elite?
Heavens of course I am,I'm insulted you needed to ask!"
So you wouldn't be intimidated to meet me?
I don't scare you off |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"The trouble is, because of your name, I've assumed you were just inc_edibly cheeky and jumped in someone else's car for a photo opportunity
Obviously I can't speak for the USA, but over here if you flash your cash around you're less likely to attract a 'posh' bird, but one who is simply after your cash.
'Posh' ladies think ostentatious behaviour inc_edibly vulgar and gauche.
It's the sole reason I drive a Skoda
Mr ddc
So let me get this straight. I'm smart enough to write a profile and successful enough to own exotic cars. But I have no clue how to get a lady online...
So riddled me this. Why did I make this post?"
I'm going to go with 'bo_edom' |
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"I'm a posh bird!
Great , but are you exceptional and elite?
Heavens of course I am,I'm insulted you needed to ask!
So you wouldn't be intimidated to meet me?
I don't scare you off "
Not in the slightest. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a posh bird!
Great , but are you exceptional and elite?
Heavens of course I am,I'm insulted you needed to ask!
So you wouldn't be intimidated to meet me?
I don't scare you off "
i would meet you.
have downloaded the car pics off your page and they're on cars4sale right now. will arrange a meet the same time the buyers come. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"The trouble is, because of your name, I've assumed you were just inc_edibly cheeky and jumped in someone else's car for a photo opportunity
Obviously I can't speak for the USA, but over here if you flash your cash around you're less likely to attract a 'posh' bird, but one who is simply after your cash.
'Posh' ladies think ostentatious behaviour inc_edibly vulgar and gauche.
It's the sole reason I drive a Skoda
Mr ddc
So let me get this straight. I'm smart enough to write a profile and successful enough to own exotic cars. But I have no clue how to get a lady online...
So riddled me this. Why did I make this post?
I'm going to go with 'bo_edom'"
Try behind door number two , or click on my green arrow to see a recently closed thread
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I received a message today from a girl I messaged and she replied along the lines of " She would feel intimidated by me and my Ferrari and Lamborghini , she is a simple common girl , that wouldn't feel comfortable moving around in my posh circles "...
I'd like to think my profile is pretty friendly, I have just put all my images on profile for perusal,I am currently seeking exceptional/Elite/posh fems only so to hear from you ladies would be great but all and any feedback greatfully received. "
I think you're on the wrong site Sir, I think you want Elite Singles. You have strayed onto a swinging site, where to be frank- your status is irrelevant. Your car pictures are just plain showing off, who gives a fk.
The question is Sir, are you any good at fking? If so I would be interested in a quickie on your bonnet(I would recommend take it to the car wash after) The yella car plz.
P.s.
I am very common.
XXX XXX
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help
Maybe it would “help” if “your” cock curved the same direction in all of the pics?"
You're right, it changes. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I'm a posh bird!
Great , but are you exceptional and elite?
Heavens of course I am,I'm insulted you needed to ask!
So you wouldn't be intimidated to meet me?
I don't scare you off
i would meet you.
have downloaded the car pics off your page and they're on cars4sale right now. will arrange a meet the same time the buyers come. "
I like the fact that you want to meet me.... And come into my world.... It shows this post is working. I'm getting posh/elite hotties pm me and responding to my post.
I'm not changing anything and will continue to keep my standards high |
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"The trouble is, because of your name, I've assumed you were just inc_edibly cheeky and jumped in someone else's car for a photo opportunity
Obviously I can't speak for the USA, but over here if you flash your cash around you're less likely to attract a 'posh' bird, but one who is simply after your cash.
'Posh' ladies think ostentatious behaviour inc_edibly vulgar and gauche.
It's the sole reason I drive a Skoda
Mr ddc
So let me get this straight. I'm smart enough to write a profile and successful enough to own exotic cars. But I have no clue how to get a lady online...
So riddled me this. Why did I make this post?"
Well, if you don't know yourself, how can I be expected to know.
Surely it can't be to belittle the one lady who had replied in a public forum, thereby dissuading others from contacting you?
I think I'll go with "feedback". That is, after all, what your last sentence states... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help
Maybe it would “help” if “your” cock curved the same direction in all of the pics?
You're right, it changes. "
You do know some pics can be taken from different angles and cock can sometimes not be fully hard....
No worries... I got my cars and posh lifestyle to get all my elite hotties. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I'm a posh bird!
Great , but are you exceptional and elite?
Heavens of course I am,I'm insulted you needed to ask!
So you wouldn't be intimidated to meet me?
I don't scare you off
i would meet you.
have downloaded the car pics off your page and they're on cars4sale right now. will arrange a meet the same time the buyers come.
I like the fact that you want to meet me.... And come into my world.... It shows this post is working. I'm getting posh/elite hotties pm me and responding to my post.
I'm not changing anything and will continue to keep my standards high "
really i want to 'meet' your car.
and sell it. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help
Maybe it would “help” if “your” cock curved the same direction in all of the pics?
You're right, it changes.
You do know some pics can be taken from different angles and cock can sometimes not be fully hard....
No worries... I got my cars and posh lifestyle to get all my elite hotties."
I've got a bathroom I can play baseball in and a king size tub big enough for ten plus me |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I received a message today from a girl I messaged and she replied along the lines of " She would feel intimidated by me and my Ferrari and Lamborghini , she is a simple common girl , that wouldn't feel comfortable moving around in my posh circles "...
I'd like to think my profile is pretty friendly, I have just put all my images on profile for perusal,I am currently seeking exceptional/Elite/posh fems only so to hear from you ladies would be great but all and any feedback greatfully received.
I think you're on the wrong site Sir, I think you want Elite Singles. You have strayed onto a swinging site, where to be frank- your status is irrelevant. Your car pictures are just plain showing off, who gives a fk.
The question is Sir, are you any good at fking? If so I would be interested in a quickie on your bonnet(I would recommend take it to the car wash after) The yella car plz.
P.s.
I am very common.
XXX XXX
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Well I'm glad I didn't intimidate you.... I have to bring the cars back to my boss on Sunday. So I'll pick you up after I have given them a proper wash and wax... |
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"The trouble is, because of your name, I've assumed you were just inc_edibly cheeky and jumped in someone else's car for a photo opportunity
Obviously I can't speak for the USA, but over here if you flash your cash around you're less likely to attract a 'posh' bird, but one who is simply after your cash.
'Posh' ladies think ostentatious behaviour inc_edibly vulgar and gauche.
It's the sole reason I drive a Skoda
Mr ddc
So let me get this straight. I'm smart enough to write a profile and successful enough to own exotic cars. But I have no clue how to get a lady online...
So riddled me this. Why did I make this post?
I'm going to go with 'bo_edom'
Try behind door number two , or click on my green arrow to see a recently closed thread
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I tried that, but you keep talking about "coffee meets" and that just boils my English blood thinking of all that tea going to waste in Boston Harbour 
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, what school did you go to? The women need to know if you are old or new money?"
I went to Oxford of course... But I'm sure you knew that... But I'm new money of course.. Old money wouldn't be caught dead in a Ferrari or Lamborghini... It's strictly Bentleys for them |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I received a message today from a girl I messaged and she replied along the lines of " She would feel intimidated by me and my Ferrari and Lamborghini , she is a simple common girl , that wouldn't feel comfortable moving around in my posh circles "...
I'd like to think my profile is pretty friendly, I have just put all my images on profile for perusal,I am currently seeking exceptional/Elite/posh fems only so to hear from you ladies would be great but all and any feedback greatfully received.
I think you're on the wrong site Sir, I think you want Elite Singles. You have strayed onto a swinging site, where to be frank- your status is irrelevant. Your car pictures are just plain showing off, who gives a fk.
The question is Sir, are you any good at fking? If so I would be interested in a quickie on your bonnet(I would recommend take it to the car wash after) The yella car plz.
P.s.
I am very common.
XXX XXX
Well I'm glad I didn't intimidate you.... I have to bring the cars back to my boss on Sunday. So I'll pick you up after I have given them a proper wash and wax..."
Okay,will await your message,you could always pop by on way to taking them back and I will help you wax them in my stockings XXXXXXX |
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By *LCCCouple
over a year ago
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help
Maybe it would “help” if “your” cock curved the same direction in all of the pics?
You're right, it changes.
You do know some pics can be taken from different angles and cock can sometimes not be fully hard....
No worries... I got my cars and posh lifestyle to get all my elite hotties."
OK then......  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"OP, what school did you go to? The women need to know if you are old or new money?
I went to Oxford of course... But I'm sure you knew that... But I'm new money of course.. Old money wouldn't be caught dead in a Ferrari or Lamborghini... It's strictly Bentleys for them"
It's hard to tell the difference between new money and American. For the benefit of the colony dwellers, there aren't any famous private schools called 'Oxford', only a university.
Let me translate the question for you, what (high) school did you go to? |
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By *ark074Man
over a year ago
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help
Maybe it would “help” if “your” cock curved the same direction in all of the pics?
You're right, it changes. "
Damn it does! If I could do that I'd delete all my profile text and just state:
Rotating multi-directional cock
And let the meets roll in. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Is this real? it's not
Ffs learn to use spoiler alerts jon snow dies
Hodor too soon "
Mixedbcouple would like to apologise to the friends and family of Wylis that were offended by our recent attempt at humor. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, what school did you go to? The women need to know if you are old or new money?
I went to Oxford of course... But I'm sure you knew that... But I'm new money of course.. Old money wouldn't be caught dead in a Ferrari or Lamborghini... It's strictly Bentleys for them
It's hard to tell the difference between new money and American. For the benefit of the colony dwellers, there aren't any famous private schools called 'Oxford', only a university.
Let me translate the question for you, what (high) school did you go to? "
Technically there is an Oxford High School. In Oxford, just down the road from where I study.
But it's for girls only. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I received a message today from a girl I messaged and she replied along the lines of " She would feel intimidated by me and my Ferrari and Lamborghini , she is a simple common girl , that wouldn't feel comfortable moving around in my posh circles "...
I'd like to think my profile is pretty friendly, I have just put all my images on profile for perusal,I am currently seeking exceptional/Elite/posh fems only so to hear from you ladies would be great but all and any feedback greatfully received.
I think you're on the wrong site Sir, I think you want Elite Singles. You have strayed onto a swinging site, where to be frank- your status is irrelevant. Your car pictures are just plain showing off, who gives a fk.
The question is Sir, are you any good at fking? If so I would be interested in a quickie on your bonnet(I would recommend take it to the car wash after) The yella car plz.
P.s.
I am very common.
XXX XXX
Well I'm glad I didn't intimidate you.... I have to bring the cars back to my boss on Sunday. So I'll pick you up after I have given them a proper wash and wax...
Okay,will await your message,you could always pop by on way to taking them back and I will help you wax them in my stockings XXXXXXX"
Should I wear my drivers cap or no ? |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, what school did you go to? The women need to know if you are old or new money?
I went to Oxford of course... But I'm sure you knew that... But I'm new money of course.. Old money wouldn't be caught dead in a Ferrari or Lamborghini... It's strictly Bentleys for them
It's hard to tell the difference between new money and American. For the benefit of the colony dwellers, there aren't any famous private schools called 'Oxford', only a university.
Let me translate the question for you, what (high) school did you go to?
Technically there is an Oxford High School. In Oxford, just down the road from where I study.
But it's for girls only."
Shhh I'm trolling, don't put facts in my path. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help
Maybe it would “help” if “your” cock curved the same direction in all of the pics?
You're right, it changes.
You do know some pics can be taken from different angles and cock can sometimes not be fully hard....
No worries... I got my cars and posh lifestyle to get all my elite hotties.
OK then...... "
Hate the game not the playa.... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I suspect she was just trying not to hurt your feelings. It is an easy excuse and a polite way to say 'no' to your profile."
Well can you please help me with my profile?
I don't want to scare anymore hotties off.. |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"OP, what school did you go to? The women need to know if you are old or new money?
I went to Oxford of course... But I'm sure you knew that... But I'm new money of course.. Old money wouldn't be caught dead in a Ferrari or Lamborghini... It's strictly Bentleys for them
It's hard to tell the difference between new money and American. For the benefit of the colony dwellers, there aren't any famous private schools called 'Oxford', only a university.
Let me translate the question for you, what (high) school did you go to? "
Well you wouldn't know the high school I went to because you're not a colony dweller. But I'll indulge you with my awesomeness. Just read my profile and learn how to get nothing but elite/exceptional women |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help "
You are past help, they haven't made those black brick cell-phones since 1990!
Your cock bends both ways (apparently) and you seem to like showing off your cars more than your face and body.
Methinks you are fake.... |
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So let me get this straight. I'm smart enough to write a profile and successful enough to own exotic cars. But I have no clue how to get a lady online...
So riddled me this. Why did I make this post?"
At a guess, to draw attention to yourself? |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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So let me get this straight. I'm smart enough to write a profile and successful enough to own exotic cars. But I have no clue how to get a lady online...
So riddled me this. Why did I make this post?
At a guess, to draw attention to yourself? "
I love you Bobby. You're one of the wise ones |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"OP, what school did you go to? The women need to know if you are old or new money?
I went to Oxford of course... But I'm sure you knew that... But I'm new money of course.. Old money wouldn't be caught dead in a Ferrari or Lamborghini... It's strictly Bentleys for them
It's hard to tell the difference between new money and American. For the benefit of the colony dwellers, there aren't any famous private schools called 'Oxford', only a university.
Let me translate the question for you, what (high) school did you go to?
Well you wouldn't know the high school I went to because you're not a colony dweller"
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help
You are past help, they haven't made those black brick cell-phones since 1990!
Your cock bends both ways (apparently) and you seem to like showing off your cars more than your face and body.
Methinks you are fake...."
So you're intimated... I'm not into bi men but we can still be friends... |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Your can/cock pic is very popular on the internet. Gotta love Google reverse search  "
I'm a good person and more than just a cock.
Can you please help Me with my profile?
I'm not trying to scare anymore women off |
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words"
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it... |
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If you need to display expensive cars and discuss your elitism then you will never attract the sort of lady you are looking for. Subtlety is the key, not the biggest toy in the shop window that gets discarded or marked down in the sale.
Shout all you like and draw the wrong attention. A wise man knows the difference and where to draw the line. |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it... "
Op. One word
COCK |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it... "
and all you need her to want is a bigger arsehole than donald trump  |
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"Your can/cock pic is very popular on the internet. Gotta love Google reverse search
I'm a good person and more than just a cock.
Can you please help Me with my profile?
I'm not trying to scare anymore women off "
Less arrogance, more realistic expectation |
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"If you need to display expensive cars and discuss your elitism then you will never attract the sort of lady you are looking for. Subtlety is the key, not the biggest toy in the shop window that gets discarded or marked down in the sale.
Shout all you like and draw the wrong attention. A wise man knows the difference and where to draw the line."
So are you saying the car pics are a bit much ? |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it...
Op. One word
COCK"
Are you coming on to me? You don't feel intimidated? |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it...
and all you need her to want is a bigger arsehole than donald trump "
Let's not get personal here... Donald Trump is the devil |
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"Your can/cock pic is very popular on the internet. Gotta love Google reverse search
I'm a good person and more than just a cock.
Can you please help Me with my profile?
I'm not trying to scare anymore women off
Less arrogance, more realistic expectation "
But I just can't help the fact I'm so great...
I just want these elite women to not be afraid to take the challenge... |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it...
Op. One word
COCK
Are you coming on to me? You don't feel intimidated?"
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Why would I feel intimidated ?
A guy that shows off with flash cars don't float my boat. |
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"If you need to display expensive cars and discuss your elitism then you will never attract the sort of lady you are looking for. Subtlety is the key, not the biggest toy in the shop window that gets discarded or marked down in the sale.
Shout all you like and draw the wrong attention. A wise man knows the difference and where to draw the line.
So are you saying the car pics are a bit much ?"
You know what they say about men who try to overcompensate with their flashy cars. I think they suit you, you should keep them |
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"OP, were you once a sluthunter now gone um, upmarket?"
No I'm just a guy that likes to have a bit of fun on the forums. It's good to have a laugh on the forums, it's good for the soul.
Maybe if you log on to fab after having a bad day. You can have a good laugh on the forums. |
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"If you need to display expensive cars and discuss your elitism then you will never attract the sort of lady you are looking for. Subtlety is the key, not the biggest toy in the shop window that gets discarded or marked down in the sale.
Shout all you like and draw the wrong attention. A wise man knows the difference and where to draw the line.
So are you saying the car pics are a bit much ?
You know what they say about men who try to overcompensate with their flashy cars. I think they suit you, you should keep them "
Well I do have very big hands and feet.. |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it...
Op. One word
COCK
Are you coming on to me? You don't feel intimidated?.
Why would I feel intimidated ?
A guy that shows off with flash cars don't float my boat. "
Wow I did it again..... I'm sorry, can you look at my profile again and help. Since I can't have you now , I don't want to scare anymore women off. |
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"If you need to display expensive cars and discuss your elitism then you will never attract the sort of lady you are looking for. Subtlety is the key, not the biggest toy in the shop window that gets discarded or marked down in the sale.
Shout all you like and draw the wrong attention. A wise man knows the difference and where to draw the line.
So are you saying the car pics are a bit much ?
You know what they say about men who try to overcompensate with their flashy cars. I think they suit you, you should keep them
Well I do have very big hands and feet.. "
Big gloves and socks? |
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"so anyway are you a mobile car valeter ? and whats your rates ? "
So you don't feel intimidated and willing to meet me?
This thread was a success without changing my profile |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it... "
Oh dear, the expression "up my own arse" springs to mind. |
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"so anyway are you a mobile car valeter ? and whats your rates ?
So you don't feel intimidated and willing to meet me?
This thread was a success without changing my profile "
depends on your rates and how good you can bring up my tyres |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it... "
I am slightly embarrassed that my English counterparts on this site have STILL not recognised the fact that you are trying to be funny! Thing is OP.... you will never win for anyone can tell you that we Brits are the best comedians in the world!!!
By the way, I am more of an Aston Martin kind of girl myself but you couldn't afford it or me anyway! |
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Just can't make up my mind if the OP is a really bad comedian or a really arrogant fool either way not intimidated just completely unattracted. Flashing ones wealth is not classy just crass ,you can't buy style or class your born with ho hum . |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it...
I am slightly embarrassed that my English counterparts on this site have STILL not recognised the fact that you are trying to be funny! Thing is OP.... you will never win for anyone can tell you that we Brits are the best comedians in the world!!!
By the way, I am more of an Aston Martin kind of girl myself but you couldn't afford it or me anyway! "
Now I feel intimidated...... I don't want to meet you |
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"Just can't make up my mind if the OP is a really bad comedian or a really arrogant fool either way not intimidated just completely unattracted. Flashing ones wealth is not classy just crass ,you can't buy style or class your born with ho hum . "
I thought it was pretty funny... |
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"Just can't make up my mind if the OP is a really bad comedian or a really arrogant fool either way not intimidated just completely unattracted. Flashing ones wealth is not classy just crass ,you can't buy style or class your born with ho hum . "
This was a tongue and cheek thread that I hope gave everyone a good laugh for the weekend.... Enjoy your weekend all |
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"Just can't make up my mind if the OP is a really bad comedian or a really arrogant fool either way not intimidated just completely unattracted. Flashing ones wealth is not classy just crass ,you can't buy style or class your born with ho hum .
This was a tongue and cheek thread that I hope gave everyone a good laugh for the weekend.... Enjoy your weekend all "
The funniest bit was the 'if you can't afford it then that says more about you'. You should have remained more subtle in the thread as you could have gotten a more ferocious response to that well planted line. There are a lot of reverse snobs on here and you didn't quite let the outrage reach boiling point.
Good points for effort and creativity, 7/10 overall. |
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"Just can't make up my mind if the OP is a really bad comedian or a really arrogant fool either way not intimidated just completely unattracted. Flashing ones wealth is not classy just crass ,you can't buy style or class your born with ho hum .
This was a tongue and cheek thread that I hope gave everyone a good laugh for the weekend.... Enjoy your weekend all
The funniest bit was the 'if you can't afford it then that says more about you'. You should have remained more subtle in the thread as you could have gotten a more ferocious response to that well planted line. There are a lot of reverse snobs on here and you didn't quite let the outrage reach boiling point.
Good points for effort and creativity, 7/10 overall. "
I'm sorry.... I'm not good at trolling
Pmsl |
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"I received a message today from a girl I messaged and she replied along the lines of " She would feel intimidated by me and my Ferrari and Lamborghini , she is a simple common girl , that wouldn't feel comfortable moving around in my posh circles "...
I'd like to think my profile is pretty friendly, I have just put all my images on profile for perusal,I am currently seeking exceptional/Elite/posh fems only so to hear from you ladies would be great but all and any feedback greatfully received. "
blatant piss take! |
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"Just can't make up my mind if the OP is a really bad comedian or a really arrogant fool either way not intimidated just completely unattracted. Flashing ones wealth is not classy just crass ,you can't buy style or class your born with ho hum .
This was a tongue and cheek thread that I hope gave everyone a good laugh for the weekend.... Enjoy your weekend all
The funniest bit was the 'if you can't afford it then that says more about you'. You should have remained more subtle in the thread as you could have gotten a more ferocious response to that well planted line. There are a lot of reverse snobs on here and you didn't quite let the outrage reach boiling point.
Good points for effort and creativity, 7/10 overall.
I'm sorry.... I'm not good at trolling
Pmsl "
Keep practicing. Anything to do with parenting, bareback or cheating is sure to boil someone's piss. |
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"Just can't make up my mind if the OP is a really bad comedian or a really arrogant fool either way not intimidated just completely unattracted. Flashing ones wealth is not classy just crass ,you can't buy style or class your born with ho hum .
This was a tongue and cheek thread that I hope gave everyone a good laugh for the weekend.... Enjoy your weekend all
The funniest bit was the 'if you can't afford it then that says more about you'. You should have remained more subtle in the thread as you could have gotten a more ferocious response to that well planted line. There are a lot of reverse snobs on here and you didn't quite let the outrage reach boiling point.
Good points for effort and creativity, 7/10 overall.
I'm sorry.... I'm not good at trolling
Pmsl
Keep practicing. Anything to do with parenting, bareback or cheating is sure to boil someone's piss. "
I wish I could have posted some of the hate mail.. People were seriously mad |
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"Just can't make up my mind if the OP is a really bad comedian or a really arrogant fool either way not intimidated just completely unattracted. Flashing ones wealth is not classy just crass ,you can't buy style or class your born with ho hum .
This was a tongue and cheek thread that I hope gave everyone a good laugh for the weekend.... Enjoy your weekend all
The funniest bit was the 'if you can't afford it then that says more about you'. You should have remained more subtle in the thread as you could have gotten a more ferocious response to that well planted line. There are a lot of reverse snobs on here and you didn't quite let the outrage reach boiling point.
Good points for effort and creativity, 7/10 overall.
I'm sorry.... I'm not good at trolling
Pmsl
Keep practicing. Anything to do with parenting, bareback or cheating is sure to boil someone's piss.
I wish I could have posted some of the hate mail.. People were seriously mad "
We'll make a Katie Hopkins out of you yet |
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"Define exceptional and elite .otherwise they are just posh words
I'm glad you asked this.....
The girls I'm looking for
Looks like Megan Fox
Cooks like Martha Stewart
Has a doctorate degree
Has more money than the Queen
She will be able to have more children than Hiedi Klum and get back to her original weight 2 months after child birth.
And she will greet me in lingerie and a martini
When I come from work every night.
I think that about covers it...
I am slightly embarrassed that my English counterparts on this site have STILL not recognised the fact that you are trying to be funny! Thing is OP.... you will never win for anyone can tell you that we Brits are the best comedians in the world!!!
By the way, I am more of an Aston Martin kind of girl myself but you couldn't afford it or me anyway!
Now I feel intimidated...... I don't want to meet you "
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"I received a message today from a girl I messaged and she replied along the lines of " She would feel intimidated by me and my Ferrari and Lamborghini , she is a simple common girl , that wouldn't feel comfortable moving around in my posh circles "...
I'd like to think my profile is pretty friendly, I have just put all my images on profile for perusal,I am currently seeking exceptional/Elite/posh fems only so to hear from you ladies would be great but all and any feedback greatfully received. "
Just what I needed after a long day at work, OP. hanks for the giggle |
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"Fellow FAB Folks - SURELY you realise he is winding you all up???? I can't believe so many of you actually believe he is serious!!!!!
#gullible lot!
Really? "
Yes, he's been here on this and a previous profile and is very insightful .... and on point ... we only meet bi men, OP, so its not a white knight post ... |
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"Fellow FAB Folks - SURELY you realise he is winding you all up???? I can't believe so many of you actually believe he is serious!!!!!
#gullible lot!
Really?
Yes, he's been here on this and a previous profile and is very insightful .... and on point ... we only meet bi men, OP, so its not a white knight post ..."
He was sluthunter wasn't he... |
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"Fellow FAB Folks - SURELY you realise he is winding you all up???? I can't believe so many of you actually believe he is serious!!!!!
#gullible lot!
Really?
Yes, he's been here on this and a previous profile and is very insightful .... and on point ... we only meet bi men, OP, so its not a white knight post ...
He was sluthunter wasn't he... "
Gawd I hope not because I really didn't appreciate that schoolboy humour .... |
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"Not read the rest of the thread but put simply, you can't buy class. "
There's a quicker way to make that point. All you need to say is 'Wayne Rooney' and everyone will know what you mean. |
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"The trouble is, because of your name, I've assumed you were just inc_edibly cheeky and jumped in someone else's car for a photo opportunity
Obviously I can't speak for the USA, but over here if you flash your cash around you're less likely to attract a 'posh' bird, but one who is simply after your cash.
'Posh' ladies think ostentatious behaviour inc_edibly vulgar and gauche.
It's the sole reason I drive a Skoda
Mr ddc"
I salute you and your Skoda sir....that's one of the best lines I have ever heard!!! ?????? |
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"Fellow FAB Folks - SURELY you realise he is winding you all up???? I can't believe so many of you actually believe he is serious!!!!!
#gullible lot!
Really?
Yes, he's been here on this and a previous profile and is very insightful .... and on point ... we only meet bi men, OP, so its not a white knight post ...
He was sluthunter wasn't he...
Gawd I hope not because I really didn't appreciate that schoolboy humour ...."
No way , my old account had BBC in the name But I think I'm the only poster from NYC....
We need an American prospective in the forums... New blood can be good.. |
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"Fellow FAB Folks - SURELY you realise he is winding you all up???? I can't believe so many of you actually believe he is serious!!!!!
#gullible lot!
Really?
Yes, he's been here on this and a previous profile and is very insightful .... and on point ... we only meet bi men, OP, so its not a white knight post ..."
I know You guys are not white knights, and one of you being from America makes you extra cool.... You spell ass correctly |
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"I'm a posh bird!
Great , but are you exceptional and elite?
Heavens of course I am,I'm insulted you needed to ask!
So you wouldn't be intimidated to meet me?
I don't scare you off
i would meet you.
have downloaded the car pics off your page and they're on cars4sale right now. will arrange a meet the same time the buyers come. "
brilliant - that made me chuckle! |
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"I'm a posh bird!
Great , but are you exceptional and elite?
Heavens of course I am,I'm insulted you needed to ask!
So you wouldn't be intimidated to meet me?
I don't scare you off
i would meet you.
have downloaded the car pics off your page and they're on cars4sale right now. will arrange a meet the same time the buyers come.
brilliant - that made me chuckle!"
Don't worry, he got the pictures off Google images anyway |
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I think you are beautiful to the eye and as a person. I can't understand why you would ever intimidate anyone with your beautiful looks and your amazing sense of humour.
I think we can all agree on that
But no strippers I draw the line on that. Do you hear!!! |
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"I don’t think this thread is going to go very well for you OP.
What do you mean..
I'm looking for help
Maybe it would “help” if “your” cock curved the same direction in all of the pics?
You're right, it changes.
You do know some pics can be taken from different angles and cock can sometimes not be fully hard....
No worries... I got my cars and posh lifestyle to get all my elite hotties.
I've got a bathroom I can play baseball in and a king size tub big enough for ten plus me "
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"I think you are beautiful to the eye and as a person. I can't understand why you would ever intimidate anyone with your beautiful looks and your amazing sense of humour.
I think we can all agree on that
But no strippers I draw the line on that. Do you hear!!! "
You're too kind ... But strippers are good for the soul |
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"I think you are beautiful to the eye and as a person. I can't understand why you would ever intimidate anyone with your beautiful looks and your amazing sense of humour.
I think we can all agree on that
But no strippers I draw the line on that. Do you hear!!!
You're too kind ... But strippers are good for the soul "
Then you go to the strippers and send me chocolates |
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