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Male cyclists in tight lycra...
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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago
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Does it float your boat? I see those testosterone fuelled guys every day on my cycle route.. Many fancy themselves as Bradley Wiggins.
Many fancy themselves...full stop.
Anyone fantasise about their cock size? |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Does it float your boat? I see those testosterone fuelled guys every day on my cycle route.. Many fancy themselves as Bradley Wiggins.
Many fancy themselves...full stop.
Anyone fantasise about their cock size? "
Sorry can't say that it does  but to each thier own  |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I ran parkrun on Saturday but had ridden there so ran in cycling rather that running shorts. My girlfriend insists that my motivation was to show off to her clubmates... 
It does flatter but it doesn't hide anything either. I'm sure for everyone that notices my cock plenty more notice I could lose a few pounds! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Roxy is a cyclist who regularly does rides of 80-100miles, I love how the Lycra looks and knowing there commando is mmm mmm mmm.......I've often sent him out with a hardon as I had to have a grope!!
Also keeps the legs toned for wearing stockings and obviously has to have shaved legs!!!
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sometimes when im out on the bike you get people in the cars sitting behind when its clear to go. I wonder if they are just looking at my arse or not lol |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Does nothing for me, and I don't think it flatters men from the front, seen a few that look like they have a little prawn in their pants.
Perhaps if I'd noticed a larger nicer looking bulge things may be different.... |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Lycra clad regular cyclist here, would not say it's flattering, especially on a cold day...but have to say there is something very sexy about the Lycra clad ladies doing laps in Richmond park! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Cyclists in lycra make me laugh. Most cyclists on the road don't know how to ride a bike properly never mind dress properly! I enjoy zooming past them (in the correct gear) in jeans and t shirt. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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"Cyclists in lycra make me laugh. Most cyclists on the road don't know how to ride a bike properly never mind dress properly! I enjoy zooming past them (in the correct gear) in jeans and t shirt."
What he said. Nothing sexy about a twat I lycra who can't ride a bike or is doig the 5 mile commute to work. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cyclists in lycra make me laugh. Most cyclists on the road don't know how to ride a bike properly never mind dress properly! I enjoy zooming past them (in the correct gear) in jeans and t shirt.
What he said. Nothing sexy about a twat I lycra who can't ride a bike or is doig the 5 mile commute to work."
well if everyone who worked 5 miles away from home cycled to work the commute wouldn't be so bad plus people wouldn't be so fat  |
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"Cyclists in lycra make me laugh. Most cyclists on the road don't know how to ride a bike properly never mind dress properly! I enjoy zooming past them (in the correct gear) in jeans and t shirt.
What he said. Nothing sexy about a twat I lycra who can't ride a bike or is doig the 5 mile commute to work.
well if everyone who worked 5 miles away from home cycled to work the commute wouldn't be so bad plus people wouldn't be so fat "
Yep. Plus less air pollution, less strain on the NHS, better roads, less congestion, booming local businesses everywhere and a reduction in everyone's taxes! |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I'm all for people cycling more. Just don't do it in lycra chaps. Leave that for professional racers where it actually makes a difference. Saw a guy with his big hairy belly bursting out of his lycra top the other day... judder. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm all for people cycling more. Just don't do it in lycra chaps. Leave that for professional racers where it actually makes a difference. Saw a guy with his big hairy belly bursting out of his lycra top the other day... judder."
tell you what. Go out on a road bike in a pair of jeans set of trainers and a jacket for lets say 20 miles then do it in lycra etc and then tell me there is no point. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm all for people cycling more. Just don't do it in lycra chaps. Leave that for professional racers where it actually makes a difference. Saw a guy with his big hairy belly bursting out of his lycra top the other day... judder.
tell you what. Go out on a road bike in a pair of jeans set of trainers and a jacket for lets say 20 miles then do it in lycra etc and then tell me there is no point."
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By *i1971Man
over a year ago
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"I'm all for people cycling more. Just don't do it in lycra chaps. Leave that for professional racers where it actually makes a difference. Saw a guy with his big hairy belly bursting out of his lycra top the other day... judder.
tell you what. Go out on a road bike in a pair of jeans set of trainers and a jacket for lets say 20 miles then do it in lycra etc and then tell me there is no point."
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cyclists in lycra make me laugh. Most cyclists on the road don't know how to ride a bike properly never mind dress properly! I enjoy zooming past them (in the correct gear) in jeans and t shirt.
What he said. Nothing sexy about a twat I lycra who can't ride a bike or is doig the 5 mile commute to work.
well if everyone who worked 5 miles away from home cycled to work the commute wouldn't be so bad plus people wouldn't be so fat "
Definitely better but please no lycra, leave that for the tour de france only.! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm all for people cycling more. Just don't do it in lycra chaps. Leave that for professional racers where it actually makes a difference. Saw a guy with his big hairy belly bursting out of his lycra top the other day... judder.
tell you what. Go out on a road bike in a pair of jeans set of trainers and a jacket for lets say 20 miles then do it in lycra etc and then tell me there is no point."
Exactly |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cyclists in lycra make me laugh. Most cyclists on the road don't know how to ride a bike properly never mind dress properly! I enjoy zooming past them (in the correct gear) in jeans and t shirt.
What he said. Nothing sexy about a twat I lycra who can't ride a bike or is doig the 5 mile commute to work.
well if everyone who worked 5 miles away from home cycled to work the commute wouldn't be so bad plus people wouldn't be so fat "
I would rather be fat and endure the commute than cycle to work. It wouldnt do my joints any good at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm all for people cycling more. Just don't do it in lycra chaps. Leave that for professional racers where it actually makes a difference. Saw a guy with his big hairy belly bursting out of his lycra top the other day... judder.
tell you what. Go out on a road bike in a pair of jeans set of trainers and a jacket for lets say 20 miles then do it in lycra etc and then tell me there is no point."
If i'm doing a 20 mile cycle I wear loose board shorts and a t shirt! |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"I'm all for people cycling more. Just don't do it in lycra chaps. Leave that for professional racers where it actually makes a difference. Saw a guy with his big hairy belly bursting out of his lycra top the other day... judder.
tell you what. Go out on a road bike in a pair of jeans set of trainers and a jacket for lets say 20 miles then do it in lycra etc and then tell me there is no point."
The chamois makes all the differance  |
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By (user no longer on site)
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"Cyclists in lycra make me laugh. Most cyclists on the road don't know how to ride a bike properly never mind dress properly! I enjoy zooming past them (in the correct gear) in jeans and t shirt.
What he said. Nothing sexy about a twat I lycra who can't ride a bike or is doig the 5 mile commute to work.
well if everyone who worked 5 miles away from home cycled to work the commute wouldn't be so bad plus people wouldn't be so fat
I would rather be fat and endure the commute than cycle to work. It wouldnt do my joints any good at all."
Speaking as a physio (and one who has worked in pro cycling for the last 5 years), low intensity pedalling is likely to be beneficial to the joints.
I never fail to be astounded at the number of people who have been advised by their GP/orthopaedic consultant that the best thing they can do to alleviate arthritic pain is to lose weight. Rather than do that they come for physio treatment, tell me it doesn't work (despite the fact that it is obvious they haven't engaged in their exercises) and continue with their current lifestyle.
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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Sexy, but not as sexy as motorbike leathers 
I try to keep an eye on the cyclists arse, rather than their calves because the bulging veins puts me off my stroke. |
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"I'm all for people cycling more. Just don't do it in lycra chaps. Leave that for professional racers where it actually makes a difference. Saw a guy with his big hairy belly bursting out of his lycra top the other day... judder.
tell you what. Go out on a road bike in a pair of jeans set of trainers and a jacket for lets say 20 miles then do it in lycra etc and then tell me there is no point."
Exactly it's for practicality not a fashion statement. I know I look a knob but I'd rather be a comfortable knob who is visible and alive than an unhealthy fashion statement   |
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By (user no longer on site)
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Just a shame they ride 4 abreast on country roads so you then can't overtake the slow buggers and cause traffic to build up for miles! So many cyclists round here just go whizzing up the inside of stationary or slow traffic and almost get wiped out because they don't pay attention to junctions, lights, roundabouts, crossings etc.
I'll stick to having an engine on my 2 wheels and my protective gear. Besides, men look so much more attractive in leathers |
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"Cyclists in lycra make me laugh. Most cyclists on the road don't know how to ride a bike properly never mind dress properly! I enjoy zooming past them (in the correct gear) in jeans and t shirt.
What he said. Nothing sexy about a twat I lycra who can't ride a bike or is doig the 5 mile commute to work.
well if everyone who worked 5 miles away from home cycled to work the commute wouldn't be so bad plus people wouldn't be so fat
I would rather be fat and endure the commute than cycle to work. It wouldnt do my joints any good at all.
Speaking as a physio (and one who has worked in pro cycling for the last 5 years), low intensity pedalling is likely to be beneficial to the joints.
I never fail to be astounded at the number of people who have been advised by their GP/orthopaedic consultant that the best thing they can do to alleviate arthritic pain is to lose weight. Rather than do that they come for physio treatment, tell me it doesn't work (despite the fact that it is obvious they haven't engaged in their exercises) and continue with their current lifestyle.
#FacePalm"
I always found having a circuit that had both flat, hills and the odd downhill helped me lose so much weight in a month. I did the lap everyday, 4 decent hills, a very long slog, a fast descent and quite a bit of flat work. Lost so much weight in a month, now of my clothes fitted me at all. |
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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago
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I just want them to stop riding side by side on the road and to also indicate and follow the rules of the road. I don't drive, but when I'm a passenger I rant a lot about bad driving and arrogant cyclists |
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